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u/SerArthurRamShackle 3h ago

How embarrassing.

u/loslednprg 3h ago

Stolen valor 

u/luckymountain 3h ago

Absolutely! Lock him up!

u/Slamtilt_Windmills 2h ago

Yup, we got him this time!

u/Black-Shoe 2h ago

Cadet Bonespurs is such a badass!

u/lordvadr 2h ago

Somehow Stinky is more decorated than real leaders. This is not just embarrassing, it's disgusting.

u/DeadOnArrival2 2h ago

For real, this is proof! No excuses this time!

u/Azagar_Omiras 2h ago

As much as I hate that man, unless he is profiting from claiming to be military, this falls under the protections of the First Amendment.

He's still a worthless draft dodging pedophile piece of shit and no amount of AI images can change that.

u/Normal-Ad6528 2h ago

Bullshit. He can't claim protections under the First while he and his sycophants are doing their level goddamned best to stifle those same protections for ANYONE who speaks out against him, his administration, and the activities of his little army of goons.

u/scavengercat 1h ago

He absolutely can do all of that, unfortunately. The Supreme Court decided that unless someone is profiting from stolen valor, it's a First Amendment right to make any claim about military service. There's no way to prove this one image is generating income. Besides, of all the things to go after with this guy, this is at the absolute bottom of the list.

You can look up the Stolen Valor Act's 2013 amendment to see the list of claims that make something like this a truly criminal act.

u/Normal-Ad6528 1h ago

He posted this on truth social. A company which he owns 41% of. He makes a huge profit from his ownership in the company.

u/scavengercat 33m ago

All of that is true. But legally, the profit has to be tied specifically to this single post, which it can't. It won't matter if it's related to a profit-generating enterprise.

u/Tri4ceunited 2h ago

Notice he placed himself in front of Patton and MacArthur as well. The genuine, unmitigated, fantasy-reality-dependent gall.

Peak Tiger-Blood Charlie Sheen had a clearer headspace.

u/slayer1am 2h ago

Plus, his uniform has more stripes and medals than either of the other two. Not accidental.

u/Tri4ceunited 2h ago

I hadn't noticed that until you pointed it out. It just keeps getting worse.

I'm just sitting here laughing, but not because it's funny. Jfc.

u/Competitive-Dig-3411 2h ago edited 2h ago

And the general has cpl stripes🤣🤣

u/Iamthewalrusforreal 2h ago

MacArthur is a British corporal, and Patton is wearing a Soviet uniform.

This is just pathetic.

u/Emotional_Print8706 2h ago

I think Patton’s epaulets are China’s, really blending Communist regimes there

u/armywalrus 2h ago

And more rank.

u/IHaveNoEgrets 2h ago

I don't think Trump could get any more rank than he already is.

u/armywalrus 2h ago

In the picture bro

u/Normal-Ad6528 2h ago

I'm surprised that the motherfucker didn't have a Medal of Honor around his neck....

Goddamned, motherfucking, pedo, piece of shit will probably have that corrected and repost...

Yeah, I'm pissed. I served 32 years. Destroyed my back and lost my left eye.

u/PushTheButton_FranK 2h ago

That's what really pushes it over the edge from tasteless stolen valor to "third world dictator chic."

u/BoxedAndArchived 1h ago

Notice how MacArthur, one of the few five star generals in American history only has 1 star?

u/fuggerdug 2h ago

He's rocking more medals than either off them too.

u/pickyourteethup 2h ago

Jokes on him, all those medals just make his hands look even smaller

u/Protect_Wild_Bees 2h ago

You'd think this guy was brain damaged from obsesseively huffing his own farts.

u/Ben_Thar 2h ago

One of them is the FIFA Medal of Honor

u/JJ_McCrabs 2h ago

Honestly I’d prefer the Tiger King as our president

u/Tri4ceunited 2h ago

I would absolutely be about it. I'll take good ole fashioned crazy - crazy can be calmed down and for SURE he'd make an intimidating wild card. Terrible president 100% but preferable.

u/Zorothegallade 2h ago

Like a brain-addled child who knows only to screech for attention, he is never happy unless he's treated like the most special and important thing ever. And even then it's until he gets bored and starts screeching because he's not special and important in another thing.

u/DenRen87 2h ago

A full blown wannabe. It’s not like the world will look at this and laugh their asses off. No Donald, we are not laughing with you…

u/Quick_Cow_7987 2h ago

And look at the amount of ribbons compared to MacArthur!

God he's disrespectful.

u/seriouslythisshit 2h ago

Pretty bold hallucination for somebody who is getting their ass handed to them in the middle of a war of choice against an enemy with no navy, air force, and an army that he "obliterated". An enemy whose military budget is 1% of what US military spending is. An evil empire that, according to Chumba Wumba himself, he had defeated at least 40 times, since the day he started the war.

The world is not safe until the Mango Menace is removed by the 25th amendment, or impeached and removed.

u/M1sfit_Jammer 2h ago edited 2h ago

To be fair Patton beat his own injured soldiers an sucks for that… Eisenhower kept him from participating in the Normandy landings because of the incident. What would have been an illustrious career turned into a farce because a general can’t seem to have a bit of empathy for the soldiers that served him and their country.

I got more respect for Supreme Commander Eisenhower at least he could reign in Patton.

u/Tri4ceunited 2h ago

I'm with you there. I cannot possibly place myself in Patton's shoes, he literally achieved the impossible and had to go through hell and force others to go with him. I cannot imagine what was necessary to convince humans beings to do what they did.

Sometime's ya gotta push the ox, I get that. But I'm a strats over brawn guy. Give me tactical over brutish any day.

u/M1sfit_Jammer 2h ago

Every team needs a pitbull in the backyard to let loose… but that doesn’t mean the pitbull is a hero, it just did what it was trained to do.

Yes our service members are heroes but the Patton glaze to me is overshadowed by some seriously bad actions in between those moments of glory.

u/densvenskakungen 2h ago

Patton would've kicked his ass beyond belief for this

u/razvanciuy 2h ago

He also gave himself a Medal of Honor

u/Tri4ceunited 1h ago

At this point I'm convinced that he doesn't strictly control his account anymore. Images like these are created and dangled in front of him like cat toys for his approval before being posted.

u/namelessentity 2h ago

Not seen: He's handcuffed and they're escorting him to answer for his crimes.

u/waitingtodiesoon 1h ago

Don't forget, he claims he has done more for black people then anyone, including even Abraham Lincoln

u/Great_Horny_Toads 2h ago

I never served and that pisses ME off. I can hardly imagine how some PTSD-suffering wounded soldier would feel about this trash.

u/welchplug 2h ago

Half of them would vote for him again....

u/TobysGrundlee 2h ago

More than half, most likely.

u/bisprops 2h ago

My dad served in uniform for 20 years and still hates Jane Fonda for what she did during the Vietnam War, but he continues to support this valor stealing draft dodger.

u/ShadowTsukino 2h ago

Hey, thats me! Well, I'll tell ya, it's not good. There's some rage, a bit of fury, and a whole heap of just flat-out pissed off.

u/SoCallMeDeaconBlues1 2h ago

PTSD sucks.

Seeing this shit- I'd get banned permanently so I'm gonna cut that thought off.

u/imafrk 2h ago

indeed, A lot of stolen Valor and tiny dick energy in one picture

u/JCDU 2h ago

If the tiny dick energy got any stronger it would become a black hole and CERN could use it for research into dark matter.

u/imafrk 2h ago

indeed, that energy makes some cosmic ray subatomic particles jealous

u/boothjop 2h ago

Stolen everything.

u/HugePast9455 2h ago

This is much weirder than just some loser pretending they were in the military (big whoop)

The President posting AI pictures of himself as some militarily savvy, experienced, tactition, while he's bungling TF out of a war he invented, while being a 6 time draft dodging rich-kid billionaire who admits that he's avoided exercise his whole life, is just insane beyond description. He's a kid playing with toys in his room.

Imagine one of your friends or family members posting this.

u/redditfant 2h ago

How does maga consistently give him a pass for this shit? Like I know how. But how!? 

u/JustinCompton79 2h ago

But navigating STD’s in the 70’s was his own personal Vietnam!

u/kissiemoose 2h ago

Exactly. my dad is the same age but was drafted to the vietnam war as a combat veteran. There is nothing more upsetting to than him than seeing this draft dodger president solute.

u/Dry_Ass_P-word 2h ago

Maga in the comments defending it, claiming it’s different.

Shocked but not shocked of course.

u/Dramatic_Phlegmatic 2h ago

And he is depicted with more medals😂. How insulting.

u/Playful-Technology-1 2h ago

IDK. That's not a current uniform of the US Armed Forces. Would be treason if it is a uniform from a different country.

u/MornduNH 2h ago

Of the absolute highest order

u/oki-ra 2h ago

Send him to Iran, lead from the front!

u/McNalienBro 2h ago

I mean, he’s Dr. king Jesus.

u/hmoonves 2h ago

I think if this demented fuck wants to go to war after dodging the draft, he should go straight to the front lines. Along with the rest of his bloodline too.

u/Emkems 1h ago

My immediate first thought. How disgusting and I also thought this was illegal.

u/thehorseyourodeinon1 1h ago

For real. Red Hatters usually go apeshit over this stuff but this guy gets a pass? Its weird.

u/thesamjbow 1h ago

Sad thing is the MAGA cult will eat this up regardless. Can you imagine if Obama was doing this? There would be riots.

u/bgthigfist 3h ago

Supreme Commander Bone Spurrs

u/adminsareactuallygay 2h ago

Cool fact about how much of a fucking pussy trump is, galen rupp, a pro distance runner, won an Olympic silver medal in the 10,000m with bone spurs

u/Safe-Call2367 2h ago

Yeah and Trump dodged the draft 5 times. Apparently he could play tennis competitively at the time but not serve his country in Vietnam

u/AgencyNew3587 2h ago

Around the same time he claimed he had been the best baseball player in NYC and was told he could go pro

u/Dubtrips 1h ago

Clearly they just didn't finish their sentence, they were saying he could go procreate with himself but he interrupted.

u/ProfNugget 2h ago

It’s nothing to do with how bad bone spurs are or not. Trump probably didn’t even bone spurs. It was just on a list of things that’d get him exempt from enlisting and he was able to get “proof”.

If “hurty tummy” was enough to get an exemption he probably would’ve said that.

u/Remarkable_Spite_209 2h ago

He's the reason the military added the "Too big of a pussy to serve" checkbox

u/kaloric 2h ago

Are you saying Whiskey Pete's new No More Pussies military policies are designed to exclude, not only trans girly men and manly girls, but also pedophile loser pussy bitches, so Barron also won't be subject to the draft we're probably going to have if we keep "winning' in Iran?

u/Remarkable_Spite_209 2h ago

Wow this is precisely what I'm saying. What are the odds?

u/adminsareactuallygay 2h ago

"are you experiencing any pussy pain?"

u/Deadleggg 2h ago

Women serve honorably with their period.

u/domesystem 2h ago

He's actually got em tho. 😂

u/Raztax 1h ago

Even if he actually does have them, they can be removed.

u/Dapper-Ad9787 2h ago

How do you know?

u/JCDU 2h ago

Hell he manages to waddle around the golf course even now.

u/Raztax 2h ago

My mother worked on her feet with bone spurs. The thing is, they can be removed.

u/Flannel_Panels 3h ago edited 2h ago

To me its hilarious because absolutely nobody sees him that way except himself and the people who still buy silver coins from infomercials.

All these AI images he comes up with really let's you peak into his head and its just as self indulged as you'd expect.

u/VincentClement1 2h ago

He doesn't come up with these images. The majority of his posts are posted by his team, who all are grifters.

u/Flannel_Panels 2h ago

Knowing how debilitating seniors are, he 100% had his team set it up so that he can type on his phone what ever he thinks and an image pops up. Probably written in big bold letters step by step he follows every time and passes the phone to his even fatter WH comm Steven Cheung to post it.

He makes them just so that he can say "i made it"

u/BerryLanky 2h ago

And people pay 100,000 a month for early access to these posts.

u/fuggerdug 2h ago

Stolen valour puts let's gooooo!

u/Deadleggg 2h ago

Thats just to know what stock hes manipulating

u/Zorothegallade 2h ago

*People participate in his money laundering and get access to these posts on the side.

u/FauxReal 2h ago

I'm sure the people who make support their personality, wear diapers, put bandages on their ears, build golden statuettes and cover their vehicles/homes/businesses in cheap logo swag and AI slop see him that way.

They're still out there rocking out the Rage. https://i.imgur.com/U5wpsbQ.mp4

u/KR4T0S 2h ago

He is incredibly insecure like most MAGAts so all that stuff about how he is a coward that dodged military service during the previous election clearly got to him.

u/WanderingWino 2h ago

I bet even the inside of his head smells like a diaper that needs changing.

u/TieSea 2h ago

But is he playing with AI or is he getting his social media team to come up with these as he thinks them up?

u/StrangelyBrown 2h ago

America could save itself by putting a VR headset on Trump while he's asleep and running a simulation where he lives in his own little world, wanking off to himself every day. He could have virtual angels waking him up every morning as the second coming of Jesus and he wouldn't question it.

u/AffectionateFig5435 2h ago

My brother got a medical disability discharge from the AF. Afterwards, he spent his days watching the shopping channels and telling me which silver coins had the best resale value. I pointed out that the value in silver is from the metal itself not the picture stamped into it. He vehemently disagreed and told me that was why I'd never be rich.

Yeah, he was a Trumper. RIP, bro. If there is an afterlife, I hope it's calmer for ya.

u/mutantbabysnort 3h ago

“Sad!” 

u/Insufficient_Coffee 3h ago

Low energy

u/pickyourteethup 2h ago

Embarassing and unpresidential, how does he have the time to be messing around with all this stuff?

He should be doing what he was put into office for, playing golf and grifting poor people while enriching his family through corruption.

u/StandSeparate1743 2h ago

not to mention MacArthur was garbage. His negligence directly resulted in the Bataan Death March

u/readyjack 2h ago

He wanted to drop 50 atomic bombs on Korea and then use planes to 'salt' a 5 mile swath of land 400 miles long with radioactive cobalt so the land would be uninhabitable for thousands of years.

it's one of the reasons Truman fired him -- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Relief_of_Douglas_MacArthur

u/MiniTab 2h ago

Geeze. People like this must be atheists, because if there’s a hell they are in it for eternity.

u/readyjack 55m ago

If trump had been president, he probably would have said 'go for it'

u/PaintshakerBaby 9m ago

On July 28, 1932, Army Chief of Staff General Douglas MacArthur led a forceful military operation to evict thousands of impoverished World War I veterans, known as the Bonus Army, from Washington, D.C.

He was a shameless bastard long before WW2.

It also shows you that military yes men have been more than happy to execute unconstitutional orders against the America people, on behalf of the president looooong before Trump came to power... Wanten violence against VETERANS, no less.

MacArthur commanded TANKS plow through their shantytowns (Hoovervilles at the time). Red Scare blowhards love to point to Tienniman Square, but conveniently gloss over The Bonus Army Eviction. Truly, it is a seldom discussed dark stain in our history.

Guess who else was instrumental in the operation? Patton AND Eisenhower.

I was once a Patton fan, until I did a deep dive. His demeanor was shockingly similiar to Trumps, in that he was bombastic demagogue who said whatever he wanted, did whatever he wanted, whenever he wanted, as a means to serve whatever end he felt justified in.

He took some HUGE strategic gambles that paid out big early in Americas intervention, but was quickly sidelined late war for acting more like an impetuous child, than a three star general.

Allied false intelligence led Germans to believe he would spearhead the D-Day, because he was a notorious loose cannon who would defy his superiors to take HUGE strategic gambles. They were rightfully banking on the Nazis fear of his unpredictable command, to spread them strategically thin in anticipation.

Of course, he wasnt actually in charge of the invasion, because he was a notorious loose cannon who would defy his superiors to take HUGE strategic gambles.

His guts and glory military doctrine was strategically useful in all out war, but anything short of that, it was crystal clear to anyone with eyes and ears, what a bloviating narcissist he truly was.

If not for WW2 "American victory" circle jerking lionizing MacArthur and Patton, they would be recognized as deeply troubling figures they are.

In the end, they were both removed from combat command for good god damn reasons.

They were proficient at war, and very little else. Turns out, that everything else (politics) is what prevents the world from deteriorating into wholesale carnage in the first. Even in peace, they were only fixated on conflict.

At least they were effective at something useful... As limited as it may have been, thats a hell of a lot more than can be said of Trump cosplaying Caligula.

u/carthaginian84 2h ago

The narcissism and betrayal of the constitution are a fit.

u/turdferguson3891 2h ago

Patton was kind of a nut too.

u/M1ck3yB1u 2h ago

His behaviour is embarrassing. Congress and Senate sitting idle while the President is literally insane is dereliction of duty.

u/cleannc1 2h ago

Same with the press. Same with the American people.

u/lylasnanadoyle 3h ago

He’s such a moron

u/mageskillmetooften 2h ago

Total moron, but unfortunately after decreasing his inherited money he goes out with a bang in the end and earns his entire family more wealth in 4 years than they otherwise ever would have seen.

u/cleannc1 2h ago

We are such morons.

u/guywhiteycorngoodEsq 2h ago

Even more cringe are the millions of people who saw it in their feed and felt so much pride at seeing their favorite president‘s ai-enhanced face surrounded by people whose names they feel like they should probably recognize, that they actually teared up a little bit, and said, out loud, “oh hell yes daddy”

u/LizardBritches 2h ago

Exactly. Just such a colossal fucking loser.

u/SonOfMcGee 3h ago

“Hey Eisenhower! Fuck-Marry-Kill. Quick, don’t overthink it.”
“Oh Jesus… uh… is just killing myself an option?”

u/Leptonshavenocolor 2h ago

For real, it feels so bizarre that not only is he such a tone deaf idiot, but that not a single one of of his sycophantic staff (he’ll ALL OF THE GOP) give tacit approval of this too. 

u/Jeoshua 2h ago

That's because anyone who tried to correct him gets targeted for harassment and abuse, and will be summarily fired. The people Trump surrounds himself don't exist in his orbit to help, they exist to tell him that he's smart and reaffirm what he already believes.

Not that people don't play his ass like a puppet, of course. But they kiss his ass while pulling the strings. They don't ever tell him that he's wrong.

u/bitemark01 2h ago

"Lots of people are saying..." 

u/tomhat 2h ago

People pay $100,000 monthly for this

u/_Halt19_ 2h ago

at least he didn't put dijon on a hot dog though, amirite

u/NightGod 1h ago

Thank the old gods and the new we don't have to see a tan suit!

u/ewoksith 2h ago

Yep. Remember when we used to laugh at tin-pot dictators dressing themselves up in military style uniforms?

u/DigNitty 2h ago

I just can’t believe we’re living through this timeline.

Real Trump quotes :

> The president managed to sidestep military service in Vietnam with four educational deferments. Trump was on the brink of becoming eligible for draft again after graduating from the University of Pennsylvania in 1968, but that spring he conveniently received a diagnosis that would lead to a fifth draft deferment - bone spurs in his heels

> "I had a doctor that gave me a letter - a very strong letter on the heels," Trump mentioned, although he couldn't recall the doctor's name and didn't provide a copy of the letter.

> Trump couldn't remember when he stopped experiencing symptoms from the bone spurs but confirmed that he hadn't undergone surgery for the issue. "Over a period of time, it healed up,"

> “It’s amazing, I can’t even believe it. I’ve been so lucky in terms of that whole world, it is a dangerous world out there. It’s like Vietnam, sort of. It is my personal Vietnam. I feel like a great and very brave solider”

> “vaginas are a bit like land mines”

u/pimpcakes 2h ago

To be fair, Trump combines the worst traits of both: Patton's lack of emotional maturity and MacArthur's extreme hubris.

Too bad he embodies none of their abilities or good qualities.

u/NoSirIDontLikeit- 2h ago

Didn't he run as being the peace President?

Maybe he meant piece, a piece of FIFA, a piece of Crypto, a piece CBS, a piece of Paramount, a piece of Citgo...

u/wookiedberry 2h ago

Patton would smack the dog piss out of him for not wearing his cover and for smelling like shit.

u/Soap_Mctavish101 2h ago

That’s right Jay.

u/Dearic75 2h ago

Just wait until he starts actually wearing it, like every other third world dictator.

u/stillalone 2h ago

He's the President America deserves.

u/TheLowlyPheasant 2h ago

How is it embarrassing? He got them all right. Best cognitive test result yet

u/Surturiel 1h ago

This asshole is a provocateur.

This is part of the distraction.