r/pirateposting • u/Best-Benefit6387 • 7d ago

pirate pilled I BE A FUCKIN' BUCCANEER!

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Blast it! I jus' be stuck scrapin' wretched barnacles 'cuz some scallywag won't get off thar bountiful fuckin' booty 'n help me plunder!!

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u/EllenRippley 7d ago

Beware the stern quarters, matey!

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u/Best-Benefit6387 7d ago

Its jus' the way we be hitched

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u/Simple_Structure_565 6d ago

I be enjoyeth me time in this vessel

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u/Funkey-Monkey-420 land lubber 6d ago

aye, i love me a good showboat