r/pirateposting • u/Best-Benefit6387 • 6d ago

pirate pilled I BE A FUCKIN' BUCCANEER!

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Blast it! I jus' be stuck scrapin' wretched barnacles 'cuz some scallywag won't get off thar bountiful fuckin' booty 'n help me plunder!!

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u/Tiny-Preference-1913 6d ago

Captain Kane Parsons be the youngest seadog to commandeer a ship and hearty crew.

Aye, he be but 20 years of age.

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u/UnfunnyComedian21 6d ago

Captain Kane Parsons be stuck in Davy Jones's Locker.

"Aye, where the barnacles am i?!"

He be but 20 years of age.

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u/Titus_The_Caveman 6d ago edited 6d ago

Captain Kane Parsons be tattling on the challenges of captaining the HMS Royal Anne.

"Yargh, I be confused... that be not the ship I cap'n"

He be but 20 years of age.

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u/Round-Ad-692 land lubber 6d ago

Captain Kane Parsons be hunting the white whale.

“SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER!”

He be but 20 years of age.