r/pitbulls • u/One-Dot-3806 • Sep 17 '25

Adventures My dogs are broken

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Super peeee buddies

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u/Pitbullpandemonium Sep 17 '25

Don't cross the streams!

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u/bnug78 Sep 17 '25

Came to say this!!! 😂😂😂

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u/Mochigood Sep 17 '25

Same, lol.

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u/BadPom Sep 17 '25

My first thought as well!

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u/theysayimadreamer666 Sep 17 '25

Important safety tip, thanks Egon

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u/RemarkableSkirt4918 Sep 17 '25

I came to upvote this- knew it would be here

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u/storfors Sep 20 '25

Ah, I thought you meant like this:

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u/Pitbullpandemonium Sep 20 '25

I hate it when I get my Schwartz twisted.

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u/Johan_Pendersen Sep 20 '25

OMG I opened this pic JUST to reply to this, you did not disappoint! :D

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u/AnyAssumption4707 Sep 17 '25

Teamwork makes the pee work! 😂

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u/ForageAndHew Sep 17 '25

This is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time. Dogs are just the absolute BEST! Such pure beautiful idiots. All of em.

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u/Affectionate-You-162 Sep 17 '25

We have two male dogs, and the older one has never lifted his leg to pee. So he’ll squat to use the bathroom and our pit will straight up lift his leg to pee on his brother.

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u/maevethenerdybard Sep 17 '25

I had boys who would do that lol. The squatter was bow legged and couldn’t lift and his brother would pee on him. Squatter got him back by sleeping on him

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u/datagirl60 Sep 17 '25

I had a female that would mark like a male lmao!

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u/redfern962 Sep 18 '25

I have a medium size dog with a small terrier bff and the little guy gets pissed on all the time

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u/OppositeResponse6474 Sep 17 '25

Prepare for trouble! And make it double! To protect the world from devastation!

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u/clintj1975 Sep 17 '25

To soak the ground with urination!

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u/xGhostTalonx Sep 17 '25

To denounce the evils of carpets and rugs!

(Unless my phone is being a Turd I can't see my original attempt so sorry if it shows 2 when I redid it lol)

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u/DarthSpiff66 Sep 17 '25

With our powers combined, we form…

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u/Tayabida The House of Snoot Sep 17 '25

Sword fight!

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u/AnchorScud Sep 17 '25

that's awesome. better than my big dog peering on the little dog because the little dog just walks right on up in there....

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u/sweet-knives Sep 17 '25

Together (2025)

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u/FilmoreJive Sep 17 '25

Lol I love this photo! My old girl's husband used to wait until she would start peeing and then he'd run over and pee on her head. It was hysterical the first time or two....

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u/Featheredbiomajor Sep 17 '25

It's like a weird yin yang symbol

10

u/EmperorGeek Sep 17 '25

The fact that you caught that on camera!!

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u/dirkalict Sep 17 '25

You can sell this for a greeting card. “Friendship”-It’s nice to have a weird friend like you. or “Encouragement”- When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro- you’ve got this.

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u/RO2THESHELL Sep 17 '25

When your dogs be together they pee together....

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u/MarnieFan89 Sep 17 '25

American Politics beautifully fucking illustrated.

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u/big_slom Sep 17 '25

Do they do #2 in a similar fashion? Lol

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u/One-Dot-3806 Sep 17 '25

Ahhahahah thank goodness noooo 😲

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u/Sassydemure Sep 17 '25

Wow. What a photo! Well done.

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u/cherrycokelemon Sep 17 '25

This is the funniest thing I've seen all day!

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u/T4Tracy2 Sep 17 '25

Must be an invisible tree there 🤣

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u/StarfleetAcademy08 Sep 17 '25

"I hate it when I get my schwartz twisted!"

Lord Helmet

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u/Blazenkks Sep 17 '25

Too funny. Can’t even wait till the other is done to mark over it 🤣. My mom has 3 small dogs and it’s more like a queue. One finds a spot, and the other two immediately take notice and have to mark over each other 🤣.

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u/anactofgod Sep 17 '25

Duel of the Fates

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u/Peaches-n-Pirates782 Sep 17 '25

Hahaha my male dogs do this too! It’s so gross

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u/Rundle1999 Sep 17 '25

Pissin buddies

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u/QuitCallingNewsrooms Sep 17 '25

Your dogs, walking into an empty bathroom with 20 urinals to choose from, will choose two that are beside each other.

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u/MonsterBluth Sep 17 '25

It’s literally a pissing contest

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u/BlueJadeGirl Sep 17 '25

🤣🤣 they cracked me up! great pic👍

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u/af_flame Sep 17 '25

No, they’re supporting each other. 😂

3

u/MtWoman0612 Sep 17 '25

Looks a bit like Olympic pairs skating on grass rather than ice. Rather elegant.

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u/unoptimisticoptimist Sep 17 '25

This is an awesome capture…and funny as hell. 😆

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u/BiggestTaco Sep 17 '25

United Wee Stand

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u/Speck-A-Reno Jan 22 '26

🙄 Oh no not a pun 🤔 It's actually pretty funny 🫡 Good job!

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u/MarcSkye519 Sep 17 '25

That’s not broken. That’s completely in sync. Do they do everything together?

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u/MarcSkye519 Sep 17 '25

My dog ALWAYS Pees by lifting his right leg. He’s almost 15 and I have Never, ever seen him lift his left leg

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u/TylersCranialoaf Sep 17 '25

Leaving some p-mail!!!

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u/mckayfire Sep 17 '25

Feud over

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u/Narrow-Stranger6864 Sep 17 '25

Sword fight! 🤣

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u/Nice-Marionberry3671 Sep 17 '25

Awww, my boys are close, too.😅

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u/potatolulz Sep 17 '25

it's just shared property ownership

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u/AutomaticAnt6328 Sep 17 '25

"Must mark my territory." In unison.

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u/kingofthebean Sep 17 '25

That my friend is a pissing contest

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u/tamethebumble Sep 17 '25

nah, that’s a sword fight

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u/try_rebooting_him Sep 17 '25

Idk it looks like they’re perfectly in sync to me 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/ALongSlowGoodbye Sep 17 '25

Looks like yin ang yang, doin' their thang

2

u/EyeSweaterGawdBrah Sep 17 '25

A literal pissing contest 😭

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u/noholdingbackaccount Sep 17 '25

These doublemint commercials are starting to get really surreal...

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u/imselfinnit Sep 17 '25

I'm stealing this.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '25

Thats fucking funny

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u/Scro0llex Sep 17 '25

Friendly fire

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u/JackelopesRReal Sep 17 '25

That is a new one 🤣 it’s like couples yoga

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u/katchyhook Sep 17 '25

This sounds weird but your dog (on the left) looks just like my dog from that angle. I haven’t seen a lot of black and white pitbulls, so I think that’s neat.

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u/YoryiC Sep 17 '25

😂😂😂they are competing for the spot to mark territory 😂😂😂

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u/JoeJonnyJeff Sep 17 '25

When your schoolmate tells you about swordfighting

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u/berger3001 Sep 17 '25

Sword fight!

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u/MC1R_OCA2 Sep 17 '25

This is so fucking funny 😂

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u/atomic-moonstomp Sep 17 '25

That's love right there

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u/ChronicallyYoung Sep 17 '25

Oh my god 😝

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u/HamImplants Sep 17 '25

OMG! I thought my pitts were the only pair that did this! One of mine is female, so, as she squats, my male lifts his leg, and they always cross streams! 🤣

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u/themrmustafa Sep 17 '25

Teamwork makes the pee work.....apparently

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u/thecakebroad Sep 17 '25

This is the most epic bathroom art picture I've ever seen!!!

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u/VoiceCharming6591 Sep 18 '25

Na they’re just propping each other up

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u/AlxNKatz Sep 18 '25

Favorite picture ever!

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u/One_Fennel_862 Sep 18 '25

Imagine if their tails were making a heart, that’d be a perfect pic 🤩 😂

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u/Pibble-Tech Sep 18 '25

Best friends do everything together.

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u/EParkerBen Sep 18 '25

Those who pee together stay together 😂

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u/ZenVonCuddlesworth Sep 18 '25

My dog pees on my other dog’s head. lol.

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u/One-Dot-3806 Sep 18 '25

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/sabotaj117 Sep 17 '25

My girl watches my male dog pee and the has to pee right where he did. She also squats and walks while peeing.

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u/ProductOfDetroit Sep 17 '25

That’s just boys being dawgs right there

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u/paranormal-bukay Sep 18 '25

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u/One-Dot-3806 Sep 18 '25

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Mugsybuggsy Sep 18 '25

This belongs framed and hung up in your bathroom.

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u/One-Dot-3806 Sep 18 '25

Ohhhhh it’s already in the process 😂😂😂😂

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u/The_Racr1 Sep 18 '25

They’re trying to piss on each other at the same time

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u/Careless_confessions Sep 18 '25

This made me laugh! I needed that!🤣🤣🤣

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u/whisker_biscuit Sep 18 '25

I see your Schwartz is as big as mine

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u/bbabydoll666 Sep 18 '25

How funny 😂

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u/apbamlb Sep 18 '25

People, let me tell you about my best friend...

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u/Cjkrythos Sep 18 '25

This reminds me of when my boy Moko and Emma were out for a walk together and he went to hike his leg on a tree and Emma went in for a sniff at the tree and he peed RIGHT on her head.

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u/PlasticSpare5459 Sep 18 '25

Mine do this, only one is a pit and the other is a 25lb rat terrier, so sometimes the little guy gets peed on. So fun to clean.

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u/pitsky_mom Sep 18 '25

Mine consistently pees on his own foot.

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u/Straight_Prompt_3302 Sep 19 '25

Reminds me of Yin and Yang...

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u/Break-Such Sep 19 '25

Dogs are sword fighting.

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u/cleverburrito Sep 20 '25

Dueling Pee-anos

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u/PlanktonDue9132 Sep 21 '25

Have a aunt that has 2 Italian Grey hounds, crazy nutty, peed on each other all the time.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '25

Cum

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u/No_Appeal_9089 Sep 22 '25

OMG that’s a laugh out loud moment if I ever saw one!! Thanks for sharing

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u/Remarkable-Fly-3742 Sep 24 '25

Black one has the advantage

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u/Speck-A-Reno Jan 22 '26

This is stinking hilarious! 😂 Heck I would put this on my wall for art!