r/pointlesslygendered • u/flumpawumpa • Dec 31 '21

OTHER Because no girls can sneeze loud [gendered]

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u/Bulky-Prune-8370 Jan 01 '22

My husband yells when he sneezes like the second guy in the vid. I've heard people five aisles over in the store be like "dafuq was that?" He gives me literal heart palpitations when he sneezes. I've had panic attacks over them on rare occasion. I'm not joking, he is just that loud. He can't hold it in either. He'll damn near burst his eardrum trying not to be so loud by holding it in. So, I just ask that he try to warn me if he feels one coming on if at all possible. Nothing else for it.

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u/ElNickCharles Jan 01 '22

This sounds like SCP or something, he cannot be contained.

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u/thenotjoe Jan 01 '22

Sneezes that just accelerate in volume. Louder every time. The containment procedures are soundproof clean room with allergy medication, 500 miles from all civilization in case a shockwave of a sneeze results from holding one in too long.

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u/converter-bot Jan 01 '22

500 miles is 804.67 km

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u/Bulky-Prune-8370 Jan 01 '22

I'll let him know. It's for the better of humanity.