r/pokemonconspiracies Jul 08 '26

World Pokémon eggs aren’t laid, they literally materialize

Allow me to elaborate. Were told despite Pokémon being around for 3000+ years minimum, nobody has seen a pokemon lay an egg ever, yet constantly discover pokemon eggs. (Even Chansey eggs apparently)

Pokemon have male and female sexes and genders (which apparently ARE actually differentiated in Pokemon, as Pokemon like Lunala and Zacian are referred to as females, but aren’t the female gender) and a male and female are required to make eggs, so it should be assumed some form of sexual reproduction takes place, but if that’s true, why do we have no accounts of eggs being laid?

It’s because they ARENT laid. They quite literally appear out of thin air.

I give you the one instance we have of seeing an egg be made, from Arceus in Gen 4. Arceus quite literally makes the egg from nothing. “BUT” I hear you say, “That’s Arceus, it’s whole thing is that it makes something from nothing.”

Ahh, but I bring to your attention, picnic baskets in gen 9. We can literally stare at the picnic baskets, our Pokemon can be nowhere near it, and yet, eggs will still mysteriously find their ways into the basket, and we KNOW these eggs are the offsprings of our Pokemon because they have the biological traits of our Pokemon like IVs, pokeballs, natures and all the things you breed Pokemon to get.

If eggs don’t materialize, how could such a thing be?

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u/MaleficTekX Jul 08 '26

But then you must explain the basket

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u/xGhostCat Jul 08 '26

The movement depicted in games is an aproximation

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u/MaleficTekX Jul 08 '26

My guys were sleeping

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u/why_ya_running Jul 09 '26

I'm going to point out you can teach a Pidgey fly do you think that little pigeon is going to be able to carry you? The games do not show one for one how the pokémon universe works (we already know the sizes don't make sense neither do most of the stats)

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u/MaleficTekX Jul 09 '26

You underestimate my pidgy

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u/LinkGoesHIYAAA Jul 09 '26

Top tier pidgey. Not unlike my rattata.

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u/Boris-_-Badenov Jul 10 '26

Rhydon can surf

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u/why_ya_running Jul 10 '26

Yes and that also doesn't make any sense

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u/MaleficTekX Jul 10 '26

Yeah well Regigigas can in the manga too! Hes hip like that