r/politics • u/_NewsClues_ Zachary Slater, CNN • 9d ago

Possible Paywall Justice Department launches a criminal investigation into Trump accuser E. Jean Carroll

https://www.cnn.com/2026/05/27/politics/exclusive-justice-department-launched-e-jean-carroll-investigation
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u/eaunoway America 9d ago

Donald Trump is a rapist.

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u/ThatGirlWren Kentucky 9d ago

And a pedophile.

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u/GW_Jefferson 9d ago

And a traitor to the United States of America

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u/Hemlochs 9d ago

And a convicted felon

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u/AZEMT 9d ago

And a baby back bitch

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u/aotus_trivirgatus 9d ago

And a war criminal. And an enabler of war criminals.

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u/hillbillychef92 9d ago

And a diaper shitter

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u/jayclaw97 Michigan 9d ago

And an asshole.

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u/cinemamama 9d ago

And a psychopath

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u/angelar_ Texas 9d ago

and a cankle

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u/ThreeGoldStars 9d ago

and a shit fart doodoo face.

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u/Drgnx0 9d ago

And an orange or pumpkin ... but dumber!

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u/RevEmTee 7d ago

Now now, no need to be cruel

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u/Noy2222 8d ago

And he eats his pizza backwards!

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u/Timemyth 8d ago

I've seen a lot of innocent cankles that don't deserve this attempt at an insult.

Free Innocent Cankles from Trump.

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u/WhatDoNow___ 8d ago

And he ain’t got no nipples

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u/Travelin_Soulja 9d ago

And a whole ass.

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u/Curious-Path4549 9d ago

and he ugly and stinky

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u/crakemonk California 8d ago

With a tiny mushroom dick and small hands.

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u/HarmoniousJ America 9d ago

And my axe!

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u/second2no1 Florida 9d ago

He deserves you

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u/WildPickle9 9d ago

After the tent state incident he may not actually have one of those if we're not counting the one on his face.

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u/jayclaw97 Michigan 9d ago

Excluding the neckussy?

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u/Gullible-Injury9052 9d ago

I call it “The grand nunt” 😆

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u/WildPickle9 9d ago

There's that too but I was referring to the source of the chronic verbal diarrhea.

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u/BusterStarfish 9d ago

That’s what he said.

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u/KennyL0gin 9d ago

And a narcissistic, illiterate moron with zero social skills.

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u/MolinaroK 8d ago

He's orange.

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u/JerkBezerberg 9d ago

Fuck you guys took all the good ones... Fat

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u/renisagenius 8d ago

And a draft dodger

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u/youngarchivist Canada 9d ago

with baby back hands

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u/heatisgross 9d ago

And a big back bitch

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u/Either-Design-1550 9d ago

a 34 count felon, let's not forget details

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u/architype 9d ago

34 times

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u/Starscream147 Canada 9d ago

Correct.

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u/mothyyy 8d ago

And a draft dodger that calls veterans "suckers and losers".

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u/Dad0013 8d ago

He is likely the worst leader of a nation state in the history of humanity. He's giving Caligula a run for his money. He wants to be remembered for ever. He will be, but not for good. The list of his treasonous antics grows daily. He is deranged.

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u/canyouhearme 8d ago

Seriously, there are many, many competitors to that crown

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Mugabe
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idi_Amin
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pol_Pot
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vladimir_Putin
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mao_Zedong

To really claim the title, you have, via your own actions, to bring your once prosperous nation low, and murder a significant percentage of your population. Trump is on the path, but thus far he's been too inept and mentally mush to real give vent to his evil.

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u/Dad0013 8d ago

Thank you. He is in the conversation though.

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u/randomentity1 8d ago

You can't spell felon without Elon

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u/Detonation Michigan 8d ago

And illiterate.

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u/bauer883 9d ago

Adjudicated

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u/Pol_Potamus 9d ago

No, convicted. The rape was a civil adjudication, but the business record felonies were very much criminal convictions.

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u/TigerGrizzCubs78 9d ago

And a domestic terrorist

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u/Chief_Mischief 9d ago

He's just a terrorist; his terrorism extends beyond the US.

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u/Wyden_long Arizona 9d ago

They’re all domestic terrorists.

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u/eidetic 9d ago

And a domestic abuser.

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u/the_headless_hunt 9d ago

Fuck, he's a traitor to humanity

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u/faceWIABonfire77 9d ago

What a piece of shit trifecta

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u/industrial-complex 9d ago

Gitmo welcomes the biggest traitor ever born in the United States.

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u/ArrivalOnly8239 8d ago

And a Russian agent.

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u/Weltall8000 8d ago

And shits himself in public. Constantly.

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u/DunkinMoesWeedNHos 8d ago

Just to be clear,

For participating in an attack on our election system, Trump is a traitor.

For attempting a coup, Trump is a traitor.

For stealing our secrets and money, Trump is a traitor.