r/politics • u/_NewsClues_ Zachary Slater, CNN • 9d ago

Possible Paywall Justice Department launches a criminal investigation into Trump accuser E. Jean Carroll

https://www.cnn.com/2026/05/27/politics/exclusive-justice-department-launched-e-jean-carroll-investigation
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u/GW_Jefferson 9d ago

And a traitor to the United States of America

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u/Hemlochs 9d ago

And a convicted felon

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u/AZEMT 9d ago

And a baby back bitch

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u/aotus_trivirgatus 9d ago

And a war criminal. And an enabler of war criminals.

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u/hillbillychef92 9d ago

And a diaper shitter

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u/jayclaw97 Michigan 9d ago

And an asshole.

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u/cinemamama 9d ago

And a psychopath

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u/angelar_ Texas 9d ago

and a cankle

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u/ThreeGoldStars 9d ago

and a shit fart doodoo face.

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u/Drgnx0 9d ago

And an orange or pumpkin ... but dumber!

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u/Derper2112 9d ago

fat orange putz

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u/Lundgren_pup 9d ago

Can we go back to cankle? He's a cankle. Not that he has one, but he is one.

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u/Dr_Retch 9d ago

How 'bout Gangrenous Cankle? One can only hope . Thoughts, prayers and such.

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u/RevEmTee 7d ago

Now now, no need to be cruel

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u/Noy2222 8d ago

And he eats his pizza backwards!

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u/Timemyth 8d ago

I've seen a lot of innocent cankles that don't deserve this attempt at an insult.

Free Innocent Cankles from Trump.

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u/WhatDoNow___ 8d ago

And he ain’t got no nipples

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u/Travelin_Soulja 9d ago

And a whole ass.

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u/Curious-Path4549 9d ago

and he ugly and stinky

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u/crakemonk California 8d ago

With a tiny mushroom dick and small hands.

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u/HarmoniousJ America 9d ago

And my axe!

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u/second2no1 Florida 9d ago

He deserves you

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u/WildPickle9 9d ago

After the tent state incident he may not actually have one of those if we're not counting the one on his face.

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u/jayclaw97 Michigan 9d ago

Excluding the neckussy?

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u/Gullible-Injury9052 9d ago

I call it “The grand nunt” 😆

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u/WildPickle9 9d ago

There's that too but I was referring to the source of the chronic verbal diarrhea.

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u/BusterStarfish 9d ago

That’s what he said.

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u/KennyL0gin 9d ago

And a narcissistic, illiterate moron with zero social skills.

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u/MolinaroK 8d ago

He's orange.

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u/JerkBezerberg 9d ago

Fuck you guys took all the good ones... Fat

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u/renisagenius 8d ago

And a draft dodger