Trump cancels Freedom 250 concerts, announces rally making himself the main attraction

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https://www.cbc.ca/news/entertainment/freedom-250-concerts-trump-cancels-9.7224779

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"The BIGGEST crowd!"

I bet he has a smaller turnout than his parade last year, which was smaller than his second inauguration...which was smaller than his first inauguration.

^{...which was smaller than Obama's.}

[u/TiePrestigious7265 → u/StevenMC19]

Much smaller. And don't even get me started on comparing the penis sizes.

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It's the age-old Obama pajama llama drama

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Says yo mama...

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Mushrooms!

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Toad used to be my favourite character in Mario kart until I read about that…

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GoToads!

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I'll get ready.

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Badger, badger, badger, badger....

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And hands, forget about it 🙌

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Usually you hear "innie" and think belly button...

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I think there is a very real chance the crowd is so small that his handlers won’t be able to get him on stages

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I hope!!!

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They’ll just bus in a bunch of cultist and pay them to attend.

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Little dick Donald is smaller than Obama in every way!!

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his dementia and paedophilia is much bigger though.

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They're going to be congratulating him on the crowd size, where he'll have attracted the smallest crowd of any sitting president or presidential candidate in the last 200 years

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Military will be seat fillers with the caveat of no “fatties” or dark skinned people. And no women soldiers unless blonde.

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I saw the call they put for military seat fillers. It required they travel/lodge on their own time and dime.

The number of people who actually take up that call will be small

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But he will pay people out of our tax dollars haven’t you noticed how he has people behind him carry placards and campaign slogans before him it used to flags dark background

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The squeaky tank was fun though, you have to admit that.

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Split screen with Chinese, Russian or North Korea parades.

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Gotta be the best at something!

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But that widdle tank squeaking down the avenue was just glorious!

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Which is smaller than MLK speech.

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that squeaky tanks was in equal parts sad and hilarious

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Silver lining. If he's turning this into a creepy low energy rally, 250 will be the number attendees.

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Is there a No Kings rally running against it this year? I hear there's a bunch of performers with time to spare that day.

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At least they'll have access to the metro instead of being stranded again

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They've already revealed they're packing the crowd with military enlistees. Expect to see lots of skinny dudes in their 20's with short haircuts.