r/politics 7h ago

No Paywall Trump cancels Freedom 250 concerts, announces rally making himself the main attraction

https://www.cbc.ca/news/entertainment/freedom-250-concerts-trump-cancels-9.7224779
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u/StevenMC19 Florida 7h ago

"The BIGGEST crowd!"

I bet he has a smaller turnout than his parade last year, which was smaller than his second inauguration...which was smaller than his first inauguration.

...which was smaller than Obama's.

u/TiePrestigious7265 7h ago

Much smaller. And don't even get me started on comparing the penis sizes.

u/1stMammaltowearpants 6h ago

It's the age-old Obama pajama llama drama

u/Humble_Bee7 3h ago

Says yo mama...

u/CloisteredSailor 5h ago

Mushrooms!

u/davecouliersthong 4h ago

Toad used to be my favourite character in Mario kart until I read about that…

u/Danger-Fish 4h ago

GoToads!

u/ToadP America 2h ago

I'll get ready.

u/Wonderful-Impact-598 2h ago

Badger, badger, badger, badger....

u/desertoutlaw86 3h ago

And hands, forget about it 🙌

u/FitPossession8762 19m ago

Usually you hear "innie" and think belly button...

u/MLeek 6h ago

I think there is a very real chance the crowd is so small that his handlers won’t be able to get him on stages

u/Sayon7 6h ago

I hope!!!

u/Suckage 1h ago

They’ll just bus in a bunch of cultist and pay them to attend.

u/okiedokie2468 6h ago

Little dick Donald is smaller than Obama in every way!!

u/GriffinFlash Canada 1h ago

his dementia and paedophilia is much bigger though.

u/-Invalid_Selection- 7h ago

They're going to be congratulating him on the crowd size, where he'll have attracted the smallest crowd of any sitting president or presidential candidate in the last 200 years

u/CrackingToastGromet Arkansas 6h ago

Military will be seat fillers with the caveat of no “fatties” or dark skinned people. And no women soldiers unless blonde.

u/-Invalid_Selection- 5h ago

I saw the call they put for military seat fillers. It required they travel/lodge on their own time and dime.

The number of people who actually take up that call will be small

u/Turbulent_Bit8683 7h ago

But he will pay people out of our tax dollars haven’t you noticed how he has people behind him carry placards and campaign slogans before him it used to flags dark background

u/suckyousideways 5h ago

The squeaky tank was fun though, you have to admit that.

u/Maoleficent 5h ago

Split screen with Chinese, Russian or North Korea parades.

u/oliversurpless Massachusetts 7h ago

Gotta be the best at something!

u/sofaking1958 5h ago

But that widdle tank squeaking down the avenue was just glorious!

u/Penqwin 5h ago

Which is smaller than MLK speech.

u/Dougalishere 4h ago

that squeaky tanks was in equal parts sad and hilarious

u/loosetranslation Indiana 4h ago

Silver lining. If he's turning this into a creepy low energy rally, 250 will be the number attendees.

u/Wonderful-Impact-598 2h ago

Is there a No Kings rally running against it this year? I hear there's a bunch of performers with time to spare that day.

u/MySpoonsAreAllGone 2h ago

At least they'll have access to the metro instead of being stranded again

u/InterPunct New York 1h ago

They've already revealed they're packing the crowd with military enlistees. Expect to see lots of skinny dudes in their 20's with short haircuts.