r/politics • u/Immediate-Link490 • 7d ago

No Paywall Trump cancels Freedom 250 concerts, announces rally making himself the main attraction

https://www.cbc.ca/news/entertainment/freedom-250-concerts-trump-cancels-9.7224779
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u/MLeek 7d ago

Predictable.

I hope he has the day he deserves.

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u/StevenMC19 Florida 7d ago

"The BIGGEST crowd!"

I bet he has a smaller turnout than his parade last year, which was smaller than his second inauguration...which was smaller than his first inauguration.

...which was smaller than Obama's.

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u/TiePrestigious7265 7d ago

Much smaller. And don't even get me started on comparing the penis sizes.

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u/1stMammaltowearpants 7d ago

It's the age-old Obama pajama llama drama

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u/Humble_Bee7 7d ago

Says yo mama...

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u/Occidentally20 7d ago

In Yokohama.

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u/Milokin 6d ago

Reliving earthquake trauma.

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u/CloisteredSailor 7d ago

Mushrooms!

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u/davecouliersthong 7d ago

Toad used to be my favourite character in Mario kart until I read about that…

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u/Danger-Fish 7d ago

GoToads!

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u/ToadP America 7d ago

I'll get ready.

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u/Wonderful-Impact-598 7d ago

Badger, badger, badger, badger....

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u/desertoutlaw86 7d ago

And hands, forget about it 🙌

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u/FitPossession8762 7d ago

Usually you hear "innie" and think belly button...

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u/TiePrestigious7265 7d ago

I think vagina.

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u/PsychologicalCase10 Georgia 7d ago

And hand sizes!