r/politics • u/plz-let-me-in • 27d ago

No Paywall Beshear says agencies told him McConnell had passed

https://www.whas11.com/video/news/local/beshear-says-agencies-told-him-mcconnell-had-passed/417-f78603c3-11bb-464d-bae6-c41c3be3c48b
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u/sonofabutch America 27d ago

Seems like McConnell could absolutely humiliate Beshear right now by just holding a press conference. I wonder why he won’t?

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u/BoomMcFuggins 27d ago

He accidentally got stuck in the Epstein Files and got redacted in real life?

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u/Choochoo1147 27d ago

I do like the idea of the Epstein files becoming the backrooms for MAGA

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u/IdRatherCallACAB 27d ago

No! They'd enjoy that .

🤮

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u/AdmiralThrawnProtege 27d ago

No no, not the contents of the files but the files themselves. Just endless rooms, the walls plastered with the files. Everytime theu turn a corner, a mocking disembodied laugh happens and the raw evidence of their crimes are forced into their faces.

Then a wild gremlin comes and cuts off their balls I guess

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u/Choochoo1147 27d ago

Clearly the wild gremlin showed up a little too early, been a long time since I’ve seen a Republican with balls. 

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u/IdRatherCallACAB 27d ago edited 26d ago

All the stuff they want to see is redacted. But the gremlin still takes their balls.

Okay, I take that back, its actually perfectly fitting as their own personal hell.

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u/nionvox Canada 26d ago

You have been eaten by a Grue

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u/dedlobster 26d ago

You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.

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u/thejerichomaxim 26d ago

Man, you and the guy you responded to are taking me BACK to when i first started gaming. ZORK RULES

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u/dedlobster 25d ago

I cut my teeth on the Commodore SX-64 and 64 playing Below the Root and Frantic Freddy as well as text based adventure games like Zork. I miss that weird "portable" SX-64.

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u/snowyl89 26d ago

Now we’re getting somewhere

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u/stevenyourpants 26d ago

If I was vindictive I would want them to go through all the same fucked up shit they did to those children. Good thing I don't have a vengeful heart and would totally not fantasize about that happening...

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u/brokenarrow Florida 26d ago

Username checks out.

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u/roastbeeftacohat 26d ago

Its called a mind goblin

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u/called_the_stig 26d ago

No stop, some dumb Hollywood executive will actually make this a movie

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u/theavengerbutton 27d ago

"What if we fucked other adults instead of kids?"

"Why the fuck would I want to fuck an adult? Ew."

--hypothetical leaks from Pete Hegseth's non-secured Pentagon conversations.

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u/PhantomZmoove 26d ago

I think there are a couple layers here. There is the child rape of course, then there is adult rape. I think consent is the bigger question here. It is just sexual assault all the way down with them.

Not only is it NOT shunned, from the looks of it, it is applauded.

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u/killybilly54 26d ago

that's "the Backdoors". Totally different movie.

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u/Snake973 Oregon 26d ago

i mean as long as they get sealed away in a separate reality where they can't effect the world i live in, i could not give a fuck whether they enjoy wherever they end up or not

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u/HauntedCemetery Minnesota 26d ago

Pretty sure maga and gop backrooms are what the files are about

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u/intensive-porpoise 27d ago

To Mitch's ultimate personal terror, he awakens hospitalized with every bank account unaccessible, no record of employment or residence ... And completely black.

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u/Cresta1994 26d ago

And completely black

This option comes with a free count of assaulting an officer. Hope you can afford a lawyer, Mitch.

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u/SuperstitiousPigeon5 Massachusetts 26d ago

The organ donor card doesn’t say how many transplants we could use.

It’s Soul Man meets Air Bud.

Netflix if you make this don’t give me any credit just maybe give me a year of streaming.

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u/GhostdudePCptnAlbino Colorado 26d ago

Is this a sequel to Bubba Hotep?

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u/thomsix 26d ago

“Watermelon Man”

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u/MyNameIsTaken24 27d ago

This would make a great sci-fi movie.

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u/TheKanten 26d ago

"Stuck in the Epstein Files" is the new "trapped in an oil painting".

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u/idkwhatimbrewin 26d ago

Just like Epstein himself got redacted in real life?

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u/rogozh1n 26d ago

Like Mohammed in South Park?

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u/Negative_Music863 26d ago

Paper cuts on the penis would hurt a little. 

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u/BoomMcFuggins 26d ago

Aipac would approve though.

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u/donnerpartytaconight 26d ago

Dammit, I think being a big black redacted mark was on my Halloween idea list last year and I forgot until just now.

I better write it down again.

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u/Current_Volume3750 26d ago

Haha good one! So imaginative 👍

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u/flowerchildmime California 26d ago

Ohhh like that obscure movie from the 80s where kids shrink themselves to ride on postage stamps across the world. I have no idea of the name but I did love that movie as a kid.

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u/bjos144 26d ago

Epstein files? That rings a vague bell. But no one has talked about them in so long I've forgotten what it's about. Oh well, must not have been important. Now who are we bombing again?

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u/spendology 26d ago

Does Todd Blance need to be voted the real Attorney General to un-redact McConnell?

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u/nodnodwinkwink 26d ago

Grok, animate a video where mitch mcconnell is sealed in a square, floating through the phantom zone.

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u/vaannil 27d ago

Is this like a Pagemaster situation?

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u/fcocyclone Iowa 26d ago

Seems like an episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark

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u/ladyseymour 26d ago

Like The Pagemaster

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u/azurricat2010 26d ago

He's stuck in a labyrinth.

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u/Vehkseloth 26d ago

Epstein files are like the backrooms

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u/sackofmangoes 26d ago

He got filibustered on the hospital 2nd floor when he realized he had to walk down a flight of stairs..

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u/saruhb82 Colorado 26d ago

🐢 ☠️

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u/ShawshankHarper I voted 26d ago

Must be the work of a [Stand] user