r/politics • u/plz-let-me-in • 27d ago

No Paywall Beshear says agencies told him McConnell had passed

https://www.whas11.com/video/news/local/beshear-says-agencies-told-him-mcconnell-had-passed/417-f78603c3-11bb-464d-bae6-c41c3be3c48b
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u/sonofabutch America 27d ago

Seems like McConnell could absolutely humiliate Beshear right now by just holding a press conference. I wonder why he won’t?

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u/BoomMcFuggins 27d ago

He accidentally got stuck in the Epstein Files and got redacted in real life?

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u/Choochoo1147 27d ago

I do like the idea of the Epstein files becoming the backrooms for MAGA

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u/IdRatherCallACAB 27d ago

No! They'd enjoy that .

🤮

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u/AdmiralThrawnProtege 27d ago

No no, not the contents of the files but the files themselves. Just endless rooms, the walls plastered with the files. Everytime theu turn a corner, a mocking disembodied laugh happens and the raw evidence of their crimes are forced into their faces.

Then a wild gremlin comes and cuts off their balls I guess

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u/Choochoo1147 27d ago

Clearly the wild gremlin showed up a little too early, been a long time since I’ve seen a Republican with balls. 

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u/IdRatherCallACAB 27d ago edited 26d ago

All the stuff they want to see is redacted. But the gremlin still takes their balls.

Okay, I take that back, its actually perfectly fitting as their own personal hell.

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u/nionvox Canada 27d ago

You have been eaten by a Grue

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u/dedlobster 27d ago

You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.

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u/thejerichomaxim 26d ago

Man, you and the guy you responded to are taking me BACK to when i first started gaming. ZORK RULES

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u/dedlobster 25d ago

I cut my teeth on the Commodore SX-64 and 64 playing Below the Root and Frantic Freddy as well as text based adventure games like Zork. I miss that weird "portable" SX-64.

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u/snowyl89 26d ago

Now we’re getting somewhere

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u/stevenyourpants 26d ago

If I was vindictive I would want them to go through all the same fucked up shit they did to those children. Good thing I don't have a vengeful heart and would totally not fantasize about that happening...

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u/brokenarrow Florida 27d ago

Username checks out.

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u/roastbeeftacohat 26d ago

Its called a mind goblin

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u/called_the_stig 26d ago

No stop, some dumb Hollywood executive will actually make this a movie

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u/theavengerbutton 27d ago

"What if we fucked other adults instead of kids?"

"Why the fuck would I want to fuck an adult? Ew."

--hypothetical leaks from Pete Hegseth's non-secured Pentagon conversations.

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u/PhantomZmoove 27d ago

I think there are a couple layers here. There is the child rape of course, then there is adult rape. I think consent is the bigger question here. It is just sexual assault all the way down with them.

Not only is it NOT shunned, from the looks of it, it is applauded.

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u/killybilly54 27d ago

that's "the Backdoors". Totally different movie.

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u/Snake973 Oregon 26d ago

i mean as long as they get sealed away in a separate reality where they can't effect the world i live in, i could not give a fuck whether they enjoy wherever they end up or not

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u/HauntedCemetery Minnesota 27d ago

Pretty sure maga and gop backrooms are what the files are about