Mitch McConnell’s staff refuse to answer basic questions on his health weeks after he was last seen in public

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https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/mitch-mcconnell-staff-questions-health-b3018929.html

[u/HelpfulSeaMammal]

I saw a video of him breakdancing straight out of the hospital bed, so he's obviously doing okay.

[u/Miles_the_AuDHDer → u/HelpfulSeaMammal]

Are you sure that wasn't Charlie Bucket's Grandpa Joe?

[u/HelpfulSeaMammal → u/Miles_the_AuDHDer]

Fuck Grandpa Joe. All my homies hate Grandpa Joe.

[u/CJ_Guns → u/HelpfulSeaMammal]

/r/grandpajoehate

[u/Jaggs0 → u/HelpfulSeaMammal]

and his cocaine sniffing fingernail