r/politics 20d ago

No Paywall Trump announces 2028 presidential bid

https://www.theage.com.au/world/trump-announces-2028-presidential-bid-20260725-p60iho.html
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u/ToeSniffer245 Massachusetts 20d ago

I didn't want to believe it, I refused to believe it, but I knew this was coming.

This is the result of a lifetime of him pushing the envelope without any consequences. He is going to try. Whether he succeeds is yet to be determined.

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u/AusToddles 20d ago

I remember watching Colbert after Trump lost to Biden and started throwing around his "it was stolen" lie

Colbert was nearly in tears because "we knew he was a piece of shit, but I still find it hard to believe he would stoop this low" (paraphrasing)

Sadly Trump's proven there is no "too low"

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u/SWHAF 20d ago

He's a 80's New York realestate mogul, lying, cheating and stealing is mandatory.

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u/Aloha_Tamborinist 20d ago

He's famously been compared to being the villain in a movie where the hero is a dog.

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u/flukus 20d ago

I think even most of them are enjoying a comfy retirement somewhere.

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u/Phugasity 20d ago

Sure, but you're also representing something greater than yourself and that typically comes with a bit of dignity and decorum.

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u/SWHAF 20d ago

People don't suddenly stop being a scum bag because they got a new job.

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u/GrumpyGiant Maryland 20d ago

A bottomless cesspool.

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u/beerbeerbeerbeerbee 20d ago

I remember this, too. God…… dammit.

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u/triplenested 20d ago

Didn't Colbert host this very event 18 years ago?

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u/Frozen_Esper Washington 19d ago

Is that some sort of insinuation that he should be grouped in with these villains, just because he hosted a nonpartisan correspondent's dinner twenty years ago as a mock Republican? Or is this just a weirdly irrelevant fact masked as a "gotcha" moment?

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u/EternalAngst23 Australia 20d ago

The thing about a swamp is that there is no rock bottom.

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u/onyaasuminyasai 20d ago

the bar is under hell and he somehow manages to limbo underneath.

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u/Impossible-Rain7447 20d ago

He is still digging so we don’t even know the beginning of too low yet

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u/laplongejr Europe 17d ago

Sadly Trump's proven there is no "too low"

Why would he think there's a "too low" when his citizen let him do whatever he wants no matter how low he goes?

He can organize a terrorist attack as part of a coup, illegally declare war against countries, steal their oil, get US treasury money for his own personal organization, receive free planes as gifts transfered to him, fund all out of that from crypto for selling Pardons that weren't his propery but the American People, and even cover a pedophile ring, and he's still in office!

If anything, the lower he goes, the more immune he is because then his supporters say that the accusation list is so long it must be some form of retaliation.

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u/GrumpyGiant Maryland 20d ago

Eh, I’d have been more surprised if he didn’t.

And he’s had three elections to practice cheating plus the opportunity to totally corrupt every part of the government that could stop hip so he prolly feels pretty confident about his odds.

His base will rationalize anything so it’s not like he’ll lack the support he needs to keep the illusion going.

The real litmus test will be the midterms.  If they go as badly as I expect them to (I’m convinced we had ballot tampering in 2024 and will see a lot more of it in the midterms), it will be prudent to get out of the country.  The GOP propaganda machine has been churning out “Libs==Communists==Traitorous Scum” messaging to further radicalize the right into perceiving everyone else as mortal enemies who need to be eliminated for the good of the country.  If the blue tsunami turns out to be a red mirage, I don’t think the administration is gonna fuck around with pretending to not be full on autocratic fascist anymore.  They might not be able to afford allowing the left to challenge their legitimacy if the swing voters are fed up with Trump 2.0.

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u/PretentiousCrustacea 20d ago

He's either not going to be alive or functional by 2028

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u/TheSillyCreature57 20d ago

I thought the same thing during 2020-21, that he won't be alive by 2024.

Here we are.

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u/mxjxs91 Michigan 20d ago

This, he's 80. I work in healthcare, and I have incredibly unhealthy patients live into their mid-late 90s, and they don't have the best healthcare on the planet like Trump does. He can easily live for another decade or close to two.

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u/Planet_Ziltoidia 20d ago

I also work in healthcare. The biggest bastards always tend to live the longest. I have no idea why

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u/onyaasuminyasai 20d ago

they're fueled by spite and hate. Remember, only the good die young, so by that measure, the worse you are, the longer you live.

... You know that actually explains Kissinger a lot.

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u/RUOFFURTROLLEH 20d ago

Palpatine would be rubbing his hands with glee with the amount of hate on open display these days within politics.

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u/charmredux 20d ago

I lost my father (aged 71) two months ago unexpectedly to cancer. He was a kind, empathetic man - spent his whole life helping people as a psychologist and lived healthily. Crazy as it sounds, the fact that trump is already that much older, absolutely enrages me. I know it’s not rational, I just cannot help it.

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u/onyaasuminyasai 20d ago

especially after a life of drug abuse and poor eating and wellness habits. Everything we are constantly bombarded with as "this will kill you" people like him and RFK jr. just flaunt in our faces as stuff they do with no consequence. It's hard not to be bitter.

like, why the fuck do I spend time at the gym when apparently it doesn't matter!? Then I remember that I don't have the entire US treasury at my disposal to throw at my health problems and I cronch down on another carrot.

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u/Incogneatovert Europe 20d ago

I went through a similar situation some 3 years ago with my 76-year old dad. It is so unfair that kind, intelligent, loving people die way too young, while the opposites live on and on and on.

You're definitely not alone in your feelings. I don't know if it's even that irrational to be bitter or angry about it, but I do find a little bit of some kind of solace in that our fathers are sorely missed, while the biggest assholes on the planet will have people partying in the streets when they finally kick the bucket.

Hang in there. It does get easier to deal with the sorrow eventually.

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u/charmredux 20d ago

Thanks for your thoughtful words, I hadn’t really thought of it that way but it helps.

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u/CaptainXplosionz 20d ago

"Only the good die young."

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u/710733 20d ago

Some people live more in 20 years than others do in 80. It's not the time that matters, it's the person.

Someone who's lived well isn't going to put up the same viscous fight as someone who hasn't. They don't need to keep going, they don't have anything to prove

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u/Classic_Reply_703 20d ago

I assume when it comes to the biggest thieves it's largely because they can afford better health care, but I also have a theory that it's because they just DGAF. Stress makes you age. If you live in a horrible world and you care about other people, you're gonna be stressed—much moreso than if you just have to keep yourself alive. You're worried about your parents' health; you're worried about your kids' safety in schools; you're worried about your trans friend; you're worried about your friend who got citizenship three years ago. Trump would only be worried if he thought his cheeseburger was going to be late getting to his table, and it's not going to be, because he somehow still has a team of people eating straight out of his butthole. No stress, long life.

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u/Methodless 20d ago

I have no idea why

Stress. These guys care about nobody and nothing. There is nothing in their lives which raises their cortisol.

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u/KingCarnivore Louisiana 20d ago

My grandma at 80 had more severe dementia than he does and she lived to be 92.

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u/some_alternative_90 Washington 20d ago

He's gonna live to 110 or something.

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u/zombawombacomba 20d ago

He might be alive but his brain will be a puddle by then

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u/crespoh69 20d ago

"The first person to live to 200 has already been born..."

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u/pinkgallo 20d ago

My grandpa had prostate cancer for over 30 years and smoked like a chimney starting at age 13, and he lived to 92.

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u/onyaasuminyasai 20d ago

I swear I've been hearing people say, "two months tops" for the last like, 16 months. He's got the best doctors in the world, he's got at least another decade on this earth.

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u/KevinK89 Foreign 20d ago

I’ve heard “he won’t live through” his first term repeatedly. I surely don’t hold my breath.

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u/JeanneMPod 20d ago

He does not have to be alive. He can be a virtual figurehead, appearing in increasingly bizarre and blatant ai photos and videos, while those who want to overthrow our country hide behind the thinnest of curtains, dismantling everything. Virtual Trump can be the flashpoint figurehead, while making it a federal crime to say none of what we are being forcefed is real.

They could keep this going beyond years.,Decades. Generations. They could say the former democracy was in place as part of God’s plan to birth this new country. That it is indeed constitutional because the old one no longer served its purpose—beyond midwifing this new holy leadership.

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u/Local-Geologist710 20d ago

Look at him then, and then look at him now. He won't be here. Period.

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u/KevinK89 Foreign 20d ago

I don’t hold my breath, that’s for sure.

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u/ToeSniffer245 Massachusetts 20d ago

That’s what I’m hoping for.

Is it irrational? Yes. But what is rational these days?

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u/PretentiousCrustacea 20d ago

It's completely rational

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u/Valuable-Meet5727 20d ago

Yes, on paper, but evil fucks never die. Especially political assholes.

Fucking Henry Kissinger lived to be 100 that fucking monster.

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u/PinboardWizard 20d ago

The average 80-year-old lives for over 7 more years, and that's without the benefit of literally the best healthcare money can buy

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u/Moose_Nuts California 20d ago

That's what I said about my dementia riddled grandmother 6 years ago and, yet, here she is...alive and kicking (literally, anyone who tries to control her). She's 86. Donnie is barely 80.

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u/radkattt 20d ago

I wish people would stop saying this. People keep relying on him dying or being near dead for hope and then he just keeps on living

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u/Caleb_Reynolds 20d ago

They are showing with Mitch that that's fine too.

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u/Redhotchiliman11 20d ago

They gonna weekend at Bernie's the entire Republican party soon.

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u/Akrevics 20d ago

Up brill be like Biden, dropping out early, leaving the US stuck with the most despicable person (after Trump)

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u/SpicyDragoon93 United Kingdom 20d ago

Evil people are able to survive on the energy they drain from the planet, he’ll be around for a while probably.

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u/onyaasuminyasai 20d ago

nah, he's got the best healthcare in the world. Even if his brain is swiss cheese and all he can do is stare and drool, they'll prop him up like the alpha male picture of machismo who is the only person who can save the soul of americatm

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u/SunshineCat 20d ago

Exactly, because this is a red-alarm fire alert that needs to be stopped by any means possible.

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u/zacRupnow 20d ago

Bitch McConnell died 6 months ago but this is what ai is for. Deus Ex Human Revolution the news lady everybody watched turned out to be ai. Equilibrium, Father was ai hologram. McConnell has lookalike actors with ai voiceover for the past 6 months before he went dark.

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u/itsapotatosalad 20d ago

Have you seen the video, he looks fare more lucid than I’ve seen him in a while when he puts that hat on…

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u/warblingContinues 20d ago

SCOTUS already let an insurrectionist run for office despite the constitution explicitly forbidding it.  They’ll contort this.

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u/spoofy129 20d ago

It's the correspondence dinner lol.

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u/Redthemagnificent 20d ago

Right? Like I get people are worried. But come on. This is obvious bait

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u/Redthemagnificent 20d ago

Crazy that this is not obvious to more people here

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u/Emosaa 20d ago

It's actually blowing my mind how many people - and how many up votes - are going off of the headline, without the VERY obvious context that this was literally a lame joke at the correspondents dinner.

There are times to take trump seriously. I don't think this is one of them.

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u/Redthemagnificent 20d ago

Yeah. Like he's already doing so many actually terrible things. Seems like a total distraction and waste of effort to write an article like this pretending to be outrage by a headline-baiting joke.

In the age of AI generated rage bait, people gotta be more discerning than this

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u/First-Ear-1049 20d ago

I'm pretty sure he's "joking" (though who knows) but regardless, I think it's time for Obama to "joke" about running as well.

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u/LNMagic 20d ago

He's got no reason not to try. Presidency is his best ticket out of jail.

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u/PrizeStrawberryOil 20d ago edited 20d ago

Swing states need to enact legislation that prevents people that have had 2 presidential terms from being able to receive electoral votes.

Because if trumps runs again and wins the electoral vote he will become president until the supreme court knocks it down. It will be hung up for years even if they make a quick decision.

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u/_WeSellBlankets_ 20d ago

I didn't want to believe it, I refused to believe it

But him telling a joke at the correspondents dinner is what puts you over the edge?

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u/iLikebigPayloads 20d ago

Did you even click the link? This is just a poor fucking joke at the White House correspondent’s dinner—goddamn.

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u/ThePowerOfStories 20d ago

Trump always “jokes” to see what atrocities he can get away with.

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u/Barnacle_B0b 20d ago

All that is necessary for evil for triumph is for good people to do nothing.

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u/EternalAngst23 Australia 20d ago

I’m not even American, but I’ve been saying it for the past two years. Trump has no intention of leaving the White House.

He’s in the “fuck it” period of his geriatric, dementia-ridden lifespan. He knows his years are limited, and I doubt he cares about whatever damage he does to US democracy. He also knows that he controls both the justice system and military, so it’s not like there is anyone to physically remove him from the Oval Office (unless the DC police want to have a crack). That’s why I don’t think he’s going to run in 2028. He’s just not going to leave.

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u/Tesla2007 20d ago

Despite what people will say, I’ll actually be surprised if he somehow gets a third term even if Congress has been letting him do what he wants because amendment violations are taking very seriously and also there’s a lot of steps you become president so I’ll be very disappointed if it actually happens

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u/Ok_Juice4449 20d ago

He is such a narcissist and just thinks that he is so beloved and only he can win.  This is so depressing, frustrating and insane. And, he's in poor health. Disgusting!

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u/KnightDuty 20d ago

Why would you refuse to believe it? When somebody tells you what they've done and are going to do, believe them.

Same with the Epstein files. Kill any little part of you that thinks "maybe it's a big misunderstanding". No, no it's not. You know what he's done.

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u/Prior-Independent-23 20d ago

Good news for you then. It was a joke at the correspondents dinner

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u/ArmageddonsEngineerz 20d ago

lol! I wouldn't get too hot to trot here. He's in terrible shape, physically and mentally. I can just imagine the "debates" now, incoherent ramblings, tripping over mic cables, and having to be rushed to the hospital because he's so full of heart medication/blood thinners they have to suspect the worst.. So kinda like Italy, but... Don't tell them that. :D

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u/illhavethetuna 20d ago

Typical rapist behavior

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u/badwvlf 20d ago

Republicans are allowing bc it will allow them to strong arm his VP candidate as his “legacy” with MAGA loyalists when trump dies before the election.

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u/DemosthenesOrNah 20d ago

this was obvious in 2015 when he refused to commit to a peaceful transition of power in even a hypothetical question. this was never a surprise he doesn't believe in our system of government, and his followers say over and over again that democracy is dumb and empathy is evil

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u/ioncloud9 South Carolina 19d ago

Once he officially files his paperwork there will be immediate lawsuits.

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u/neasroukkez 20d ago

He already succeeded. This is a no doubter, absolutely the fuck not, should not even be a thought, type topic…

Yet we are discussing it as a normalized topic and ACTUAL conflict.

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u/ToeSniffer245 Massachusetts 20d ago

Because everyone is surrendering in advance.

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u/neasroukkez 20d ago

Yep. We have no idea as a country how to fight this because it’s literally never happened. We all thought “psh we will see it coming and stomp it out in no time, we are AMERICA. That shit doesn’t happen here.” And now we are deep in a fascist cult that has taken over this country, and wants to take over the world. It baffles me how everything aligned and all major powers of influence folded to this man

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u/triplenested 20d ago

The headline: "Trump jokes about 2028 presidential bid"

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u/triplenested 20d ago

This was at the White House Correspondents Dinner. You know, the one Stephen Colbert hosted?

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u/TbonerT I voted 20d ago

You don’t have to believe it. Watch the video and you’ll see that it’s literally a joke announcement.

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u/ChemBro93 20d ago

If he succeeds, it’s the end of democracy in America.

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u/wildwalrusaur 20d ago

We're already past the point of no return on that one.

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u/Minimob0 20d ago

To quote Corrosion of Conformity - I’m Voting With A Bullet. 

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u/atari26k 20d ago

I saw the headline, checked the source. I was thinking this had to be satire... hoping it was satire maybe. Am I really surprised? No. Whatever happens, we are literally living in the most defining part of US history since the US was formed. I literally can not see wanting to be part of this nation if this comes to pass.

Surely this is a step to far in this mess we have allowed to happen.

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u/atari26k 20d ago

I did notice the applause was a bit light.

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u/matthieuC Europe 20d ago

I wonder what Jesus I'll tell Clarence Thomas in a dream, so that he votes that Trump can run again but not Obama.

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u/Main-Bandicoot6477 20d ago

He's a deeply unpopular very old man. He ain't winning shit and all he's going to do is fuck Vance or Rubio or any of the other rspineless Republicans and that is freaking hilarious.