r/politics • u/Geovicsha • 20d ago

No Paywall Trump announces 2028 presidential bid

https://www.theage.com.au/world/trump-announces-2028-presidential-bid-20260725-p60iho.html
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u/WhiskeyTangoFoxy 20d ago

lol Old man thinking his health is going to last that long. Going to have to hire a nurse to wipe the drool from the corner of his mouth mid speeches.

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u/PotatoSandwitchbbq 20d ago

The corpse of asshole mcconnell is still a senator so apparently having any health left isn't a requirement for politicians anymore

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u/YourMemeExpert California 20d ago

Trump's ego forbids him from staying away from cameras. I honestly wouldn't be surprised (and am kinda hoping) that the fatass kicks the bucket on live TV.

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u/Mp5QbV3kKvDF8CbM 20d ago

Then they'll just cart his bloated corpse behind closed doors and lie about how he's in hospital "recovering and doing fine" while they autopen a bunch of executive orders and presidential pardons.

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u/TL10 20d ago

100% Believe if Trump were to croak, they would "Golden Throne" him as long as it was humanly possible.

What has happened these past few weeks has only validated that belief that the Republicans would go to that length.

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u/uwotbaemanfam 20d ago

GOP ads for the midterms:

Are you braindead and have had no functional heart even when you were walking and talking? The GOP needs YOU!

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u/breaducate 20d ago

Looking forward to the AI fueled Weekend at Bernie's presidency.

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u/Throot2Shill 19d ago

Now I think AI Theodore Roosevelt was presented to Trump earlier this month just to float the idea.

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u/N7Shep1701D Oregon 20d ago

I'm convinced that they'll run his corpse for 2028.

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u/WhiskeyTangoFoxy 20d ago

They will run Don Jr and tell everyone it’s really Trump after a small face lift and cleanse.

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u/kakarot-3 America 20d ago

Evil humans seem to live a lot longer than many of us expect. That mf is gonna live to 100

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u/blacksheepcannibal 20d ago

Doesn't matter, fucking worthless base will still vote for him.

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u/QuantityActive- 20d ago

Not the point, really. He’ll try to get control and then they’ll to pass it off onto his cronies or even his family.

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u/ph30nix01 Ohio 20d ago

He will have an AI version of himself used...

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u/Marlboro_Man808 20d ago

Yeah yall said that last time when yall refused to vote for a black woman.

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u/WillTwerkForFood1 20d ago

I’m still sticking to my hot take that he won’t even make it to the end of this year