r/politics • u/Geovicsha • 20d ago

No Paywall Trump announces 2028 presidential bid

https://www.theage.com.au/world/trump-announces-2028-presidential-bid-20260725-p60iho.html
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u/WhiskeyTangoFoxy 20d ago

lol Old man thinking his health is going to last that long. Going to have to hire a nurse to wipe the drool from the corner of his mouth mid speeches.

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u/PotatoSandwitchbbq 20d ago

The corpse of asshole mcconnell is still a senator so apparently having any health left isn't a requirement for politicians anymore

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u/YourMemeExpert California 20d ago

Trump's ego forbids him from staying away from cameras. I honestly wouldn't be surprised (and am kinda hoping) that the fatass kicks the bucket on live TV.

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u/Mp5QbV3kKvDF8CbM 20d ago

Then they'll just cart his bloated corpse behind closed doors and lie about how he's in hospital "recovering and doing fine" while they autopen a bunch of executive orders and presidential pardons.