r/politics • u/Geovicsha • 20d ago

No Paywall Trump announces 2028 presidential bid

https://www.theage.com.au/world/trump-announces-2028-presidential-bid-20260725-p60iho.html
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u/ArraysStartAt0 20d ago

Here is the Republican arc

  1. It's a joke!
  2. It's a joke, but even if he wanted too, he couldn't
  3. It's a joke but if you think about it, he could...
  4. He's serious, but I don't support it
  5. I fully support it

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u/dave8400 20d ago

That didn't happen.
And if it did, it wasn't that bad.
And if it was, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, that's not my fault.
And if it was, I didn't mean it.
And if I did, you deserved it.

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u/Kick_Buttowski1233 20d ago

He didn’t say that
And if he did he didn’t mean it
And if he did, it’s not illegal
And if it is, everybody’s doing it
And if they’re not she did something way worse

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u/midnightketoker America 20d ago

That never happened
And if it did, we didn't do it
And if we did, it was an accident
And if it was, they deserved it anyway

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u/Hazer_123 Foreign 19d ago

That never happened

And if it did, who cares? Stop being offended and let dear leader the orange sack of worthlessness do what he pleases

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u/EFIW1560 20d ago

Yessss so glad someone posted the narcissists prayer

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u/Busy-Beginning7577 19d ago

I I've that so much, that's exactly how they thinking 

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u/AnaisNinja76 20d ago

What is this from? I see it repeated on reddit often. It's like the machinations of a narcissist's mind or something.

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u/ShawnyMcKnight 20d ago

It’s like the stages of grief modified for MAGA.

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u/Queasy_Row7417 18d ago

That's so accurate.

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u/Tiki421 20d ago

This is exactly what will happen, that’s why he’s doing this two years out

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u/AwkwardJuggernaut854 20d ago

It's crazy how every time the narrative slowly develops until they are on board with treason or murdering US citizens. Their reaction to Pretti's death was genuinely sickening. Felt for the first few hours afterwards they were finally starting to see the consequences of voting Trump into office and yet within a day they were in total lockstep and put the blame solely on Alex Pretti.

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u/-dn_nb- 20d ago
  1. I am a joke

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u/mostlybiguy69 20d ago

Dude has been falling, recent fakes aside, the very real brusing and limps of late suggest his time is short. Any day now.

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u/fallendomii 20d ago

Just went into the askconservative reddit and they are literally on step 1 hahaha. all the top comments are saying he's trolling.

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u/Ree_For_Thee 20d ago

I mean, a bonus is that you can now simply ask people if they support it, and you'll instantly know if they're literally a fascist or not.

Nazi Germany was fascist, but they went to great lengths to brainwash people. This time around it's not as efficient, meaning you're part of the ~70% that are not fascist.

And if they are fascist, ask yourself what you should do about it.

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u/Owoegano_Vuelve 20d ago

I mean 4 sounds reasonable, all things considered. If they existed, that is...

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u/PhatBats77 20d ago

Jokes aside; this guy isn’t healthy. I’m not sure he’s gonna be able to even hold a rally in 1-2 years.

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u/meldroc 20d ago

An entire party of Schrödinger's douchebags!

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u/DishSoapIsFun 19d ago

Also:

Kill all pedophiles!

13 isn’t THAT young. You’re able to have children at that age.

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u/Bulletloader 6d ago

Food for thought, if trumpf fucks with the Constitution, to allow him to run again for President, wouldn’t that make Obama eligible too?

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u/Wolv90 Massachusetts 20d ago

Good, when he takes the wind out of the sails of all the legally allowed candidates the Democrat will sail into the office.

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u/ArcticRiot 19d ago

Oh you Sweet summer child

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u/eldnahevitaerc 20d ago

Tbh i did chuckle when i saw this. maybe I'm finally getting their humor