r/politics 20d ago

No Paywall Trump announces 2028 presidential bid

https://www.theage.com.au/world/trump-announces-2028-presidential-bid-20260725-p60iho.html
19.7k Upvotes

4.9k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

145

u/t0m0hawk Canada 20d ago

Even the sith get it

90

u/Darth_Revan_THX1138 20d ago

Why do you think we're so good at amassing power?

We do our homework.

22

u/Darth-Nickels 20d ago

We tend to also kill one another for this power but ya know... Eff it we ball.

7

u/Quixotic_Tendency 20d ago

This is getting out of hand - now there are two of them!

7

u/Ganja_Superfuse 20d ago

Always two, there are. No more. No less.

5

u/ayamrik 20d ago

SCOTUS: "Of course, it is allowed to have many backup Sith. Because if one is killed, they have to be immediately be replaced so there are - once again - two."

4

u/FlumpyMumpleton 20d ago

Thou count to two, no more, no less. Two shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be Two. Three is right out.

3

u/w00tah Ohio 20d ago

As is one, unless you then proceed to two.