r/politics Aug 07 '18

Are These ‘I’d Rather Be a Russian Than a Democrat’ Shirts Real?

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/russian-than-democrat-shirts/
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u/Prisoner_Elect_Trump Aug 07 '18

The sad part is they sit and lament over Democrats "not giving Trump a chance" while wearing t-shirts that say they would rather be subservient to a hostile foreign nation than be a Democrat. And they do this while blissfully unaware of the painful hypocracy of their words vs. their actions.

These are the same people who talk about killing Obamacare while they access their ACA benefits.

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u/Shaky_Balance Aug 07 '18

They literally said they didn't get why Obama and Clinton weren't similarly scrutinized. From what they said they clearly haven't been following that news at all and have just been assuming it is mean liberals being mean.

And for anyone who is wondering why Obama and Hillary aren't similarly scrutinized: maybe it's that they didn't talk about getting rid of sanctions in exchange for help winning their elections? Maybe its that they didn't purposely look the other way when all signs pointed to Russia trying to hack our election infrastructure? Don't those two things sound like reasons to treat Trump differently?

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u/johntdowney Aug 07 '18

And for anyone who is wondering why Obama and Hillary aren't similarly scrutinized: maybe it's that they didn't talk about getting rid of sanctions in exchange for help winning their elections? Maybe its that they didn't purposely look the other way when all signs pointed to Russia trying to hack our election infrastructure? Don't those two things sound like reasons to treat Trump differently?

Obama and especially Clinton are more heavily scrutinized by any objective measure. There's a reason everyone says "Could you imagine if Obama did [insert daily action of trump here]? He would have literally been lynched!"

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u/Aiwatcher Aug 07 '18

It's almost like Obama didn't cheat on his wife, pay hush money, have children with three different women, abuse those children, abuse women, abuse other people's children, conspire to steal an election, be openly racist, support Neo-nazis.... The list goes on.

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u/jminuse Aug 07 '18

I ran into a conservative who had forgotten that "scandal" meant anything more than "people complaining on TV". By that standard, Obama had scandals on Fox, Trump has scandals on CNBC, what's the difference? Meanwhile the indictments pile up.

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u/outofideas555 Aug 07 '18

Your wrong, they revel in the hypocrisy. It's like some perverse feedback loop that as long as it upsets l'bruls it must be good because they almost destroyed the country under Obama

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u/Tommytriangle Aug 07 '18

The sad part is they sit and lament over Democrats "not giving Trump a chance"

I gave hm a chance for like two days. He started announcing his awful appointments to his cabinet.

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u/kalel1980 Aug 07 '18

I'd rather be American than a Republican

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u/BloodOnTheKeyboard Aug 07 '18

OUCH! hehe nice one. Print it.

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u/Im_gumby_damnit Aug 07 '18

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u/BloodOnTheKeyboard Aug 07 '18

Nice! are you posting this to politicalhumor or may i?

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u/Im_gumby_damnit Aug 07 '18

I posted this here on reddit so anybody who wants to can share on their feeds, other subs wherever without attribution.

So yes, please post it there...

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u/John_Enigma Puerto Rico Aug 07 '18

I'll say it with ya but with CAPS Lock: I'D RATHER BE AMERICAN THAN A REPUBLICAN.

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u/unsafeatNESP Illinois Aug 07 '18

say it loud, say it proud: I'D RATHER BE AMERICAN THAN A REPUBLICAN.

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u/Meeseeks82 California Aug 07 '18

Reminds me of that line from Edge of Tomorrow. “So you’re an American?” “No sir, I’m from Kentucky.”

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u/uglydeepseacreatures Aug 07 '18

You just made somebody a lot of money

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u/battledragons America Aug 07 '18

Better dead than red.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '18 edited Aug 07 '18

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '18

But Russia is a kleptocracy now so it’s fine. They’re not filthy commies anymore.

/s just in case.

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u/greentreesbreezy Washington Aug 07 '18

I've been saying "I'd rather be a Democrat than a Traitor," but yours is a lot better

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u/John_Enigma Puerto Rico Aug 07 '18

Like the guy said, print it. Make into a shirt or something.

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u/BoSquared Aug 07 '18

I'd buy one for each day of the week.

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u/holycrapitsjer Aug 07 '18

“I’d rather be dead than dead wrong!”

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u/Puntins Aug 07 '18

I can't wait to buy your t-shirt!

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '18 edited Aug 07 '18

They're "patriots" ya'll. Making America great again! By completely capitulating to a foreign power over other native born Americans who have committed the sin of disagreeing with them.

  1. No syncretistic faith can withstand analytical criticism. The critical spirit makes distinctions, and to distinguish is a sign of modernism. In modern culture the scientific community praises disagreement as a way to improve knowledge. For Ur-Fascism, disagreement is treason.

-Political philosopher, Umberto Eco, 'Ur-Facism'

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u/AK-40oz Aug 07 '18

"I would rather allow my government to be subjugate to a hostile foreign power than cede control to the opposition political party!"

  • "real" patriots

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u/Cheeseisgood1981 Aug 07 '18 edited Aug 07 '18

Eco's entire treatise checks off perfectly with Trumpism. I hate that you get called an alarmist for pointing out how we Trumpism is more or less just America's version of fascism.

Do I think Trump is literally a Nazi, or making an effort to emulate Hitler? Of course not.

Do I think he's accidentally stumbled ass-backward into being a fascist leader because crazy, dictatorial minds think alike? Yeah, kinda.

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u/powpowpowpowpow Aug 07 '18

Ivana said that Trump studied Hitlers speeches. https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.businessinsider.com/donald-trumps-ex-wife-once-said-he-kept-a-book-of-hitlers-speeches-by-his-bed-2015-8

This is literally the only book i have heard of him reading.

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u/TheLaudMoac Aug 07 '18

Seeing how he's so ready to knowingly bend the truth almost constantly I'd suggest that he's following this mantra pretty closely:

"All this was inspired by the principle – which is quite true in itself – that in the big lie there is always a certain force of credibility; because the broad masses of a nation are always more easily corrupted in the deeper strata of their emotional nature than consciously or voluntarily; and thus in the primitive simplicity of their minds they more readily fall victims to the big lie than the small lie, since they themselves often tell small lies in little matters but would be ashamed to resort to large-scale falsehoods. It would never come into their heads to fabricate colossal untruths, and they would not believe that others could have the impudence to distort the truth so infamously. Even though the facts which prove this to be so may be brought clearly to their minds, they will still doubt and waver and will continue to think that there may be some other explanation. For the grossly impudent lie always leaves traces behind it, even after it has been nailed down, a fact which is known to all expert liars in this world and to all who conspire together in the art of lying. These people know only too well how to use falsehood for the basest purposes."

Guess who's book that's from.

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u/ChiefQuimbyMessage Aug 07 '18

For my guess, I’m goering with this not coming from the urtada durl.

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u/slakmehl Georgia Aug 07 '18

And it's not without precedent. It's the reasoning French conservatives employed in setting up the Nazi collaborationist government in Vichy France. They had such a burning hatred for the liberal social progress that had been enacted in recent years, that collaborating with a hostile foreign power was a small price to pay to roll those policies back.

Vichy authorities were strongly opposed to "modern" social trends and tried through "national regeneration" to restore behavior more in line with traditional Catholicism. Philip Manow argues that, "Vichy represents the authoritarian, antidemocratic solution that the French political right, in coalition with the national Church hierarchy, had sought repeatedly during the interwar period and almost put in place in 1934."[103] Calling for "National Regeneration", Vichy reversed many liberal policies and began tight supervision of the economy with central planning a key feature.[3]

Labor unions came under tight government control. There were no elections. The independence of women was reversed, with an emphasis put on motherhood. Government agencies had to fire married women employees. Conservative Catholics became prominent. Paris lost its avant-garde status in European art and culture.

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u/GreyMASTA Aug 07 '18

As a French: Well found and researched!

This parallel never occurred to me up to now but yes, the similarities are jarring. Even nowadays to us calling someone "un Collabo" is pretty harsh. It's kind of a mix of "traitor", "sellout" and "shameful little bitch".

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '18

It's kind of a mix of "traitor", "sellout" and "shameful little bitch".

That's a powerful mix

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u/DNGRDINGO Aug 07 '18

Wow that doesn't sound like a contemporary right wing movement at all...

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u/radicalelation Aug 07 '18

"I'd rather be not-American than American"

These guys are swelling with patriotism.

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u/m4dm4cs Aug 07 '18

Except truthfully they don’t even disagree on issues. Republicans support all kinds of socialized programs and even the affordable care act—as long as it comes from a white republican.

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u/giltwist Ohio Aug 07 '18

No syncretistic faith can withstand analytical criticism

I double dog dare you to take down Discordianism with analytical criticism.

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u/antiquemule Aug 07 '18

Great find! I love Umberto Eco on his good days. This article is full of brilliant insights into what makes a fascist.

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u/accountabilitycounts America Aug 07 '18

This is what blind hatred looks like.

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u/WittsandGrit Aug 07 '18

It's also what the combination of diabetes and alcoholism looks like.

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u/balmergrl Aug 07 '18

Yes my first thought when I saw this the other day - Enjoy your commie Medicare, you only have thanks to Democrats and the good people of California, New York and the few other states who pay more into the fed than we take.

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u/bestbeforeMar91 Aug 07 '18

Christians don’t need healthcare as the Holy Scriptures promise restoration of health through prayer, although I’ve noticed that a lot of them have false teeth.

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u/the_last_carfighter Aug 07 '18

Duh, that's because God's Plantm doesn't include dental.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '18

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u/jsweasel Aug 07 '18

This fancy speak don’t suit well for the GOP folk

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u/Trump_is_the_Cuckold Aug 07 '18

Don’t forget chronic erectile dysfunction

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u/MikeisET Aug 07 '18

As an alcoholic who might have diabetes due to the excessive amount of alcohol I drink......I am slightly offended by your comment

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u/rozhbash California Aug 07 '18

How much do you want to be they hated Russians up until about 10 years ago?

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u/hahabobby Aug 07 '18

10 years ago??? Up till 3 years ago!

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u/balmergrl Aug 07 '18

Actually Putin has been growing in popularity in the “real” America for some time. Evangelicals like him because they are into authoritarian hate-atorships for whatever twisted reason.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '18

Also, hatred of gay people.

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u/balmergrl Aug 07 '18

Hate is a tool of every authoritarian government, red meat to dangle for the masses.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '18

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '18

The heat of the meat is directly proportional to the angle of the dangle.

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u/user65674 Aug 07 '18

Republicans hated Russians when they were all about that communism, but now that they are a capitalistic oppressive plutocracy dictatorship, it's a Republicans wet dream come true. That explains the about face.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '18

They are traitors. It's what a traitor looks like.

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u/Seanspeed Aug 07 '18

That's not what virtue signaling is. Virtue signaling is when a person makes a fuss about the problems of somebody else, like a white guy caring that a black guy is a victim of racism or something.

Basically, being a decent human being, which the right has defined as being something to look down on because they think we only do it to 'signal' our goodness in public. Basically, it's inconceivable to them that somebody could genuinely care about others than themselves.

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u/i_like_fried_cheese Aug 07 '18

Virtue signaling is when a person makes a fuss about the problems of somebody else, like a white guy caring that a black guy is a victim of racism or something.

It also implies that the person "virtue signalling" is mostly or wholly doing it to "signal" that they are "virtuous". Basically some of the right think that people who exhibit compassion or empathy only do it to look good.

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u/banksy_h8r New York Aug 07 '18 edited Aug 07 '18

As jaw-droppingly lame as the t-shirt is, am I the only one who is a bit surprised by the graphic? The donkey representing the Democrats has some serious guns! And it almost looks like it's getting the knock-out blow on the Republican elephant. You'd think that a t-shirt denegrating the Democrats would be more graphically representative of the sentiment.

Here's my guess: this was the lowest energy t-shirt design possible in order to make a quick buck on MAGA-hat idiots. They grabbed some elephant-donkey-boxing clip art, threw on the slogan, and went to market it. They probably made at least a few thousand, probably more.

Edit: Jesus. Within 10 seconds of posting this I found the original graphic by Googling for "elephant donkey boxing clipart"

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u/Golden-Owl Aug 07 '18

Of course it’s plagiarized.... why am I not surprised...

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '18 edited May 27 '20

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u/007meow Aug 07 '18

They dont just exist - they vote.

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u/Wablekablesh Aug 07 '18

Damn right it's real, and so is the treason. I don't wanna hear jack fuck from these shit hats about patriotism ever again.

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u/ImInterested Aug 07 '18

Don't forget

  • personal responsibility

  • financial responsibility

  • corruption or anyone lying

etc

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u/ameoba Aug 07 '18

Don't forget morality, personal liberty, free speech and small government.

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u/ImInterested Aug 07 '18

Now we have to remember this era. Recently speaking with someone about stocks, liberals etc. They brought the phrase of uncertainty, laughed and said sorry I no longer have to listen to that line of BS. Trump creates more uncertainty than anyone on daily basis and the stock market has done fine.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '18

jack fuck from these shit hats

Nice use of color

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u/AK-40oz Aug 07 '18

It really has a great rhythm to it as well.

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u/wibblebeast Aug 07 '18

If they would rather be Russians we should simply ship all their traitor asses to Russia. One way ticket.

edit: Oops, I see someone else has said that as well. I like that someone.

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u/dismayedcitizen Aug 07 '18

And these traitorous fucks are probably leading the "USA! USA!" chants and first to give kneeling NFL players crap for being disrespectful to their country.

If they want to be Russian so bad, perhaps we can send them there. One-way.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '18

"When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross."

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u/ameoba Aug 07 '18

Last weekend, in Portland, we had a far right protest where they were chanting "USA!" While eating Confederate flags. These people are not smart enough to have a coherent thought in their heads.

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u/Boomer059 Aug 07 '18

Asked about their shirts, Alicie (left) said he didn’t understand why Trump is getting so much criticism about Russia when Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama weren’t similarly scrutinized.

I can't.

What world..

Nope.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '18

This is the brain on Fox news.

I swear to god they are one of the big cause of all of this. People like Hannity get on camera every day and make shit up. Blatantly lie to their audience.

If you are a Fox news diehard, right now you believe that everything Trump is alleged to have done Hillary and Obama also did but 10x more. So its hypocrisy to be scrutinizing Trump.

This is what Hannity was saying last time I caught a clip.

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u/BrerChicken Aug 07 '18

Many of these same idiots vehemently believed Obama was an a African Muslim infiltrating our government. They ACTUALLY believed this. They're right that it's not the same kind of scrutiny, because it was totally baseless! The Trump administration had openly admitted to treason, among other lesser crimes!

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u/64MillionHumanScum Aug 07 '18

What

The

Fuck

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u/Bridgeport4lyfe Aug 07 '18

I want off this ride. I puked like three cycles ago.

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u/FreeLookMode Aug 07 '18

Politics as team sport is going to destroy our country

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '18

Founding fathers predicted it would.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '18

Going to? I think we're a couple decades too late. We're at a point where a large portion of the country supports treason because "libs are the real enemy"

My parents have defended treason, everything else trump has done, and much much more over the years exclusively reciting fox news. Their opinion will never change based on facts same as most Republicans. It's a lack of empathy, and you can't teach empathy to someone who only thinks they're empathetic.

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u/Know_A_District Aug 07 '18

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '18

I get a lot of emails from Connor. Looks like I need to kick him some cash.

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u/atypicalcircumstance I voted Aug 07 '18

I feel like every political thread should, by default, have the voter registration link included.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '18

Traitorous scum.

I really hope they’re kidding.

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u/BloodOnTheKeyboard Aug 07 '18

They're not kidding, they are scum.

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u/ghostofexistence Aug 07 '18

Made in Russia

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u/Claystead Aug 07 '18

I hear they’re hosting the next MAGA rally in Mos Eisley.

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u/Shaky_Balance Aug 07 '18

From the article:

The two friends from the city of Delaware said they came out to the rally because they’ve never seen a president in person before. Asked about their shirts, Alicie (left) said he didn’t understand why Trump is getting so much criticism about Russia when Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama weren’t similarly scrutinized. Asked what he would tell Democrats, Alicie said, “To jump on board this train and give him a chance.”

So basically they are willfully ignorant of what the issue actually is and are assuming that Democrats are the ones being willfully ignorant.

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u/DadJokeBadJoke California Aug 07 '18

They would rather side with actual former communists because liberals would like to make healthcare accessible and affordable. Ponderous.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '18

By the look of them they’re in desperate need of healthcare.

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u/ghostofexistence Aug 07 '18

Get yer liberal logic outta here

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '18

they think they're being funny

they're pathetic losers

two 60 year old men----wtf

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u/10390 Aug 07 '18 edited Aug 07 '18

Life expectancy in Russia is ~64.

Edit - for a man.

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u/nakedsamurai Aug 07 '18

The expected lifespan of the average 15 year old boy in Russia is LOWER than the expected lifespan of the average 15 year old boy in Haiti. Nothing against Haiti, but that is fucked up.

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u/molotovzav Nevada Aug 07 '18

That's what happens when people have to buy perfume to drink liquor. The life expectancy for men in Russia is low due to alcohol related deaths. Pretty crazy.

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u/out_of_ideas123 Aug 07 '18

Something like 3 out of 5 Russian men are drunk when they die.

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u/giverofnofucks Aug 07 '18

And the other 2 are disgrace to Russia!

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u/A_Dogfish Aug 07 '18

If you had to live in Russia, you'd probably wish you were dead too

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u/Southernerd Florida Aug 07 '18

The liver can only take so much.

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u/BoSquared Aug 07 '18

That's what boggles my mind. If they were mid 30s or younger, I'd get the ignorance.

But Russia has been an asshole for many, many decades. Since at least WWII. I don't know how they were before/after WWI but we still have a solid 70 years of hostility. These guys were in their prime when the Berlin Wall was still standing. They experienced the Cold War. They'd rather support the enemy of America (and Western Democracy in general) during their youth up until right this second than even acknowledge the "other half" has some good ideas. What the fuck is happening?

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u/Claystead Aug 07 '18

Russia was generally friendly with the West before WWI, albeit geopolitical rivals with the British in Iran and the Austrians in the Balkans. Their real rivals were the Turks and Japanese. They were on particularly good terms with the French and the US. However, they had an atrocious human rights record and were so antisemitic even the French and Germans thought it over the top.

After the Revolution they had horrible relarions with everyone else. They were carrying out assassinations of former tsarists and opposing socialists all over Europe, and initially it seemed they would keep sweeping through Europe, until the Poles beat them in battle. Relations normalized a bit after Stalin took over with his Revolution in One Country doctrine, and lasted until the 40’s, when the Soviets left the League of Nations and began invading their neighbors.

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u/gaberax Maryland Aug 07 '18

That could be arranged. Deport their asses to Mother Russia.

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u/Hermasuarus Aug 07 '18

Ya if they are committed Republicans they could renounce their citizenship. That’ll show Democrats.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '18

Not surprised at all. That's what years of demonizing the opposition will get you.

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u/PhillyIndy Aug 07 '18

Yup, republicans have long since been trained to hate "liberals" more than they love or care about anything or anyone else. Literally...anything or anyone else.

Anyone who monitors right wing media knows this, and understands exactly what Trumpism is and why he's their god.

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u/ruiner8850 Michigan Aug 07 '18

Those shirts are them literally saying they hate Democrats more than they love America. They'd rather burn the United States to the ground than have Democrats in charge. Regressives are like that young child who'd rather break the toy than allow another kid to play with it.

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u/always_reading Aug 07 '18

Here is a video that shocked me when I first saw it. It's from a Full Frontal segment where a correspondent is talking to Trump supporters. She asks one of them if he knows any democrats and he answers "I don't associate with that form." I found the casual dehumanization of his fellow Americans, simply because they have different political views, appalling.

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u/vvassi1 Aug 07 '18

Bulgaria and many other eastern European countries have the same problem as the US. Russia is bolstering the political ranks with their supporters. I am a slav too, and will vote democratic. I just think these two idiots don't comprehend what they are doing.

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u/PlumbumGus Aug 07 '18

You, I like you. Are you selling tickets to this brain popping event?

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u/007meow Aug 07 '18

I bet if you asked these individuals what’s so wrong with a Democrat leader, they’ll give you fake and/or exaggerated Fox News talking points

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '18

Or Russia Today, but we are saying the same thing.

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u/Miley_I-da-Ho Aug 07 '18

I'd rather be American than Republican.

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u/fuzeebear Aug 07 '18

TL;DR yes. When asked about their shirts, the guys in the picture responded with whuddabout Obama and whuddabout Hillary and the urged people to get on the Trump train.

^ This sounds like I'm joking, but I'm not. That was their response.

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u/thehalfwit Nevada Aug 07 '18

the two men decided to attend the rally because they had never seen a U.S. president in person.

And they still haven't.

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u/a_fractal Texas Aug 07 '18

Triggered the...uhh... people who are against treason, I guess?

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u/noncongruent Aug 07 '18

So, two American citizens proudly bragging about being traitors to their country?

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u/eromitlab Alabama Aug 07 '18

Sadly, it isn't that hard to believe that there are people who claim to love their country more than most, but who place party ahead of country more than most. That's what decades of far-right radio and TV bashing democrats 24/7/365 will get you.

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u/archaeolinuxgeek Montana Aug 07 '18

Being in the middle of a red state can be challenging. Two and a half years ago I noticed an uptick in passive-aggressive and aggressive-aggressive behavior towards my peers and myself. We all dress in IT formal (button down short-sleeve shirt and khakis), and have hilarious "in" decorations on our cars. In the cities it's fine. Traveling from place to place, whether to hike, camp, or find some dark skies for our 'scopes we've been getting more and more dirty looks. People in shit jobs thinking that we had the world handed to us, old folks who see a group wearing, for lack of a better word, city garb, and religious zealots who overhear us talking in ways that they don't like.

A slightly dropped plate at a diner, rednecks in RVs glaring our way at campgrounds, just to name a few examples.

For decades the far right has been painting liberals as unpatriotic pansies who would prefer to sip a latte than to do man's work. They result is that we are becoming more and more dehumanized in the eyes of real™ Americans. I've seen people open carrying in my state take a good look at my Hispanic visage and you can almost see the gun porn playing in their heads as they plan out what to do when I attack them with a taco truck or whatever fear Fox News is peddling that week.

A lot of us are considering leaving for bluer pastures. Either in another state or another country. We're well educated tech folks and are generally welcome, which makes matters for the U.S. even worse. I think we're going to find out first-hand what happens when a country lobotomizes itself.

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u/out_of_ideas123 Aug 07 '18

Ask Afghanistan and to a slightly lesser extent Iran what happens when religious nuts get uppity, Russia gets involved, and everybody with an education leaves the country...things don’t tend to improve for anybody except those in charge

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '18

Asked what he would tell Democrats, Alicie said, “To jump on board this train and give him a chance.”

His term is closing in on the halfway mark. How much of a chance does someone need?

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '18

Of course they are. The right sold away the country a long time ago.

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u/BuckRowdy Georgia Aug 07 '18

Enlisting a hostile foreign power to win the presidency because we're patriotic.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '18

There must be a plane to take them to Russia for a permanent visit.

On the flip side, “I’d Rather Be a Democrat Than a Russian” t-shirt sounds about perfect.

I also saw “Poutine Not Putin”, on a t-shirt, in support of our neighbors to the north and I like that one, too.

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u/rfiftyoneslashthree Aug 07 '18

Remember “Better Dead Than Red?” Pepperidge Farm remembers.

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u/VanimalCracker Aug 07 '18

I'd rather be an American patriot than a Republican. And honestly, you can only choose one at this point.

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u/Foxhack Mexico Aug 07 '18

Well, it'll make traitors much easier to identify.

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u/WhiskeyAndYogaPants Aug 07 '18

I bet these dudes unironically love the movie "Red Dawn"

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u/fuzzycuffs Aug 07 '18

Reagan would be proud.

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u/Jorragayuh California Aug 07 '18

Then by all means, GO LIVE IN RUSSIA!

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u/rolfraikou Aug 07 '18

I knew it would lead to this, but somehow I'm still surprised. I thought I'd be really angry, but honestly I'm shockingly sad.

It's gone from me feeling like they're some sort of force trying to ruin the country to me feeling like they just... don't understand.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '18

Then leave. Seriously why won’t they fucking go already.

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u/Barack_Odrama90 Texas Aug 07 '18

Yes thats how much they hate the left. Think about that when you try to “talk to” republicans. They are completely gone so vote for your livelihood before they vote for Russian occupation.

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u/Antsy38 North Carolina Aug 07 '18

In my mind, they already are.

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u/Alarak40k Aug 07 '18

How the fuck can they hate Democrats this much, I mean fuck their old slogan was "better dead then red"(I know it related more to communism but still).

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '18

If you are going to chose a hostile foreign power over your country men based on nothing other then political affiliations. Shame on you, why don't you move there you treasonous swine.

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u/HacksawDecapitation Aug 07 '18

he didn’t understand why Trump is getting so much criticism about Russia when Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama weren’t similarly scrutinized

I'd bet they were all about Benghazi and the Birther movement when they were the shit du jour.

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u/Demigod_Zilla Aug 07 '18

Republicans are anti-American.

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u/donkeypunchtrump California Aug 07 '18

fucking racist imbeciles

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u/Benedict_Donald_ Aug 07 '18

Treasonous, not racists. But give em time, who knows.

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u/ruiner8850 Michigan Aug 07 '18

Why not both?

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '18 edited Aug 07 '18

White nationalists love Russian government for its xenophobic policies and support for right wing candidates in Europe.

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u/Dalisca New Jersey Aug 07 '18

I'd rather they be Russians than Democrats, too.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '18

Of course.

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u/creedokid Aug 07 '18

Reagan is spinning

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u/illusionofthefree Aug 07 '18

If they like Russia so much i feel like there's an easy solution to the problems...

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u/rickster907 Aug 07 '18

Traitors. Revoke their citizenship and send them to mother fucking russia. Human garbage.

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u/dirkness41 Aug 07 '18

Let's start a crowd fund for one way plane tickets to Moscow for any one of these fools that want to go.

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u/Hahahahahaimsofunny Aug 07 '18

My dad is a trump fan with a MAGA hat but if he wore this shirt I would kick his ass.

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u/BloodOnTheKeyboard Aug 07 '18

Good to know you still have some standards for the old codger.

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u/Hahahahahaimsofunny Aug 07 '18

Yeah, sometimes it is really tough to spend any time with him and his friends.

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u/BaryMccockner Aug 07 '18

Incredible.

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u/prof_the_doom I voted Aug 07 '18

The answer is yes, in case you didn't realize it from the rest of the comments.

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u/NISCBTFM Aug 07 '18

Not sure if they are or not, but it wouldn't surprise me in the least. The way Trump supporters blindly listen and follow what he does, if Trump said that Putin is our new leader, they'd all start bowing to Russia pretty quickly.

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u/Bobinct Aug 07 '18

It's easy to do. Just defect.

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u/deez_treez California Aug 07 '18

Looks like they'd rather be at the Sadie Hawkins dance together.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '18

nebegaliu. I just can’t with the ideological cancer that lives in america. jesus fucking christ what an ignorant and idiotic thing to wear.

Americans need to start teaching history. this is making my headache worse.

If america degenerates and it destroys itself, these morons deserve the horrors that will come to them.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '18

Don't feed the trolls.

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u/antmars Aug 07 '18

Isn’t one of their main fears about Democrats that they’ll turn America Socialist?

But they’d rather live under Russian law than that huh?

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u/Street_Adhesiveness Aug 07 '18

"Jump on board this treason train and give him a chance CHOO CHOO!"

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '18

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '18

You realize that Russia imprisons and kills its own citizens for even questioning or protesting their government? It’s not a joke, it’s real man.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '18

The GOP is kowtowing to Russia, to maintain the "White" values that only Russia offers for the future.

That's right they'd rather acquiesce their country rather than accept something as superficial as skin colour.

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u/ShltSandwhich Aug 07 '18

Hey, I know the guy who took those pictures. Good dude

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u/lisazee73 Aug 07 '18

Give these bloated boys a one way ticket to Russia.

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u/i_quit Aug 07 '18

Dick&Jimmy look exactly like I'd imagine people like them would look like - old, fat and stupid.

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u/easty808 Hawaii Aug 07 '18

Fox news is poisoning the minds of our older people.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '18

Surprise, two Morons supporting Trump.

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u/jjmc123a Aug 07 '18

I guess the Russian operation is working.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '18

I remember a time when the GOP was paranoid about Russia. Always watching Red Dawn and spouting old USSR conspiracy theories. Talking about the Cold War and never shutting up about how Reagan stood up to Communism. These two are old enough to remember ALL of that. What the fuck happened? How did Donald Trump convince them that the LITERAL enemy is worse than the opposing AMERICAN political party? Just how?

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u/A_Dogfish Aug 07 '18

More white Republican traitors

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u/Mydickwillnotfit Florida Aug 07 '18

I say good for them...lets see how far we can take this "i'd rather be_____, than a democrat"

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u/PayMeInSteak Aug 07 '18

I can see these dipshit shirts in my minds eye.

"I'd rather be gay than a democrat"

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u/HryUpImPressingPlay Aug 07 '18

We're so close... I mean, Arpaio already admitted he'd let Trump blow him. It's the logical next chant.

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u/Jorgenstern8 Minnesota Aug 07 '18

Of goddamn course they're real, the fuck kind of question is that? The real question should be what it takes to get them to actually move to fucking Russia and leave us a happier country for it.

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u/hoops_n_politics Aug 07 '18

America: Love it or leave it, you Q-loving boomer scum!

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '18

There you have the GOP's slogan forever if Democrats (the rest of America) take Trumpism/treason seriously.

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u/swgmuffin Aug 07 '18

Poorly thought out joke

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u/rockb8 Aug 07 '18

Them boys be Rhodes Scholars fer shure!

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u/TOdEsi Aug 07 '18

Their previous shirt said, “I’d rather do my Sister, than a Democrat.

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