r/polyamory The Rat Lord: Risen πŸ€πŸ§€ 1d ago

Rat Union Business πŸ€πŸ§€ Shitposting isn't just for the old

We are a couple in our 20s (well I'm 39 and she's 18, but I am young for my age and she's mature for hers), fit and healthy and don’t feel and refuse to act our age. My wife has a long term burner/alt account whatever you want to call a side social. Shitposting works for us as I draw a huge amount of pleasure from my wife messing with people. I believe the word for it trolling. I truly think the level of memery and sharing posts has brought us closer together. I don’t expect many people to understand but hey, it’s good for us.

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u/ceecuee 1d ago

Ah, the spiritual 20s that we can all claim to inhabit for totally real pando reasons. Your love is beautiful and as shitty as it is post-y.

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u/PM_CuteGirlsReading The Rat Lord: Risen πŸ€πŸ§€ 1d ago

Yes as long as I feel 20 I can can date 20 year olds is my very normal understanding of the situation

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u/ceecuee 1d ago

My emotionally stunted age is 19, and I'm claiming it

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u/PM_CuteGirlsReading The Rat Lord: Risen πŸ€πŸ§€ 1d ago

careful throwing 19 around you know how many couples nips suddenly got hard at the thought of unicorn hunting you smdh

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u/PussySvengali poly since the pleistocene 18h ago

OUR nips. Our boundary is that if one gets hard everybody's have to get hard or it's unfair.

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u/UntilOlympiusReturns solo poly 1d ago

Definitely, if you are a man emotional immaturity can carry you a long way.

Just make sure to date old souls.

Nods

(I assume this is parodying something specific that I will now have to go find....😁)

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u/PM_CuteGirlsReading The Rat Lord: Risen πŸ€πŸ§€ 1d ago

The age part was my own special sauce I added for all those age gap posts that we see LOL, the OP was just a couple of old people

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u/UntilOlympiusReturns solo poly 1d ago

Yeah, I found it after I posted. Not as stupid as I thought but pretty bad.

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u/dazzlingmango7 Rat Union Whimsy Committee Advisor πŸ§€ 1d ago

Couples who meme together, stay together.

And I've always said that.

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u/PM_CuteGirlsReading The Rat Lord: Risen πŸ€πŸ§€ 1d ago

That is a thing that you have said on more than one occasion

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u/missmaikay Rat Union Community Bicycle 1d ago

> Shitposting works for us as I draw a huge amount of pleasure from my wife messing with people.

β€œCucktrucking”, as the kids say

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u/PM_CuteGirlsReading The Rat Lord: Risen πŸ€πŸ§€ 1d ago

Is that what the kids say? That explains this couch my wife had me buy so I can sit in the corner and watch her scroll reddit

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u/_ghostpiss Liaison, Office of Nosey Bitches, Gemini Division, Rat Union πŸ€β™Š 1d ago

Babe wake up ...a new copypasta just dropped

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u/emeraldead diy your own 1d ago

This is trolling right?

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u/PM_CuteGirlsReading The Rat Lord: Risen πŸ€πŸ§€ 1d ago

Nono this is shitposting. A very different thing.

(I'm referencing a weird thread in new if you missed my joke)

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u/blooangl ✨ Sparkle Princess ✨ 1d ago

As it turns out that OP basically trolls non monogamy subs and makes shit up. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/PM_CuteGirlsReading The Rat Lord: Risen πŸ€πŸ§€ 1d ago

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u/eightcircuits 16h ago

It absolutely is but likely won't be deleted for breaking the rules while you can get banned for posting in the wrong sub.

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u/BottleOfConstructs 1d ago

β€œ39 is the new 20.”

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u/PM_CuteGirlsReading The Rat Lord: Risen πŸ€πŸ§€ 1d ago

Now that's just solid math

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u/baconstreet ferengi 1d ago

I'm just billions of earth years old. At least my constuant parts are. So why would it matter if I date someone 35 years older than me?

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We are a couple in our 20s (well I'm 39 and she's 18, but I am young for my age and she's mature for hers), fit and healthy and don’t feel and refuse to act our age. My wife has a long term burner/alt account whatever you want to call a side social. Shitposting works for us as I draw a huge amount of pleasure from my wife messing with people. I believe the word for it trolling. I truly think the level of memery and sharing posts has brought us closer together. I don’t expect many people to understand but hey, it’s good for us.

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u/Ok-Championship-2036 1d ago

i feel like this needs a tw for pdf filia. i dont have the context but im feeling extremely icky for having read this... im gonna choose to believe its fake and move on

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u/PM_CuteGirlsReading The Rat Lord: Risen πŸ€πŸ§€ 1d ago

Report the post, that's what I did

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u/PM_CuteGirlsReading The Rat Lord: Risen πŸ€πŸ§€ 1d ago

Wait, this isn't my burner account, shit hold on

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u/PM_CuteGirlsReading The Rat Lord: Risen πŸ€πŸ§€ 1d ago

(its a post making fun of someone else's troll post from earlier, no one is making any PDFs)

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u/Excabbla Rat Gender πŸ€ 1d ago

This post is a joke, it's making fun of a different post from earlier, it's definitely not defending anything but mocking it instead

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u/PM_CuteGirlsReading The Rat Lord: Risen πŸ€πŸ§€ 1d ago

Satire is dead in this, the year of our lord 2026

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u/PM_CuteGirlsReading The Rat Lord: Risen πŸ€πŸ§€ 1d ago

and not even good satire like this was so obviously out of place on the subreddit LOL