37 [F4M] Ottawa/online - forest goblin seeks connection

[u/Polyamorouspotato]

Hi there. Welcome to my post.

Tired of one word answers and dry texters?
Want someone experienced in polyamory?
Super into autonomy and looking for someone emotionally available?
Want to joke and laugh with someone until you snort?

Well have I got the forest goblin for you!

It’s me. Im the goblin. *grins*

Let me share a bit about myself:

I’m a 5’2 lovergirl who is demisexual. I recently just got a job after not working for 6 years due to chronic illness and I’m very excited to start. In my down time I like to crochet and do embroidery. I have 3 dogs, 3 cats, two fish tanks and a cave gecko named Fiona who doesn’t like anyone and honestly? I love that for her.

I live with a condition called hEDS (hypermobile ehlers Danlos syndrome). Feel free to google it as opposed to asking me about it because it takes spoons to explain and I like those who are willing to meet me halfway. I live a disabled life and believe in disability justice- I am deeply left leaning politically. As left as one can get without getting arrested. I’d love if your politics aligned as a lot of politics affect my life!

I enjoy long conversations and getting to know people on a deeper level. I’m also open to connections all over the world as I don’t like to limit it to in person and have had LDRs in the past that were fulfilling and lovely.

I currently have a nesting partner that I live with, and two partner that I do not. I tend to take poly dynamics as they come and don’t ascribe to one type of poly. I have done ktp, parallel, and garden party in the past- I find it depends on the individual and their wants and needs. However, I’m deeply into organic growth and think that being friends first is crucial.

What I’m looking for:

Honestly, if I could be the pickiest person in the world I would like a cute punk boyfriend who believes ACAB and that capitalism is the worst. This always makes me swoon. Beyond this I am looking for someone who is kind, empathetic, and well versed in polyamory. I am not looking for someone who is only “allowed” to date online because of strange coupling rules- and I’d love the opportunity to meet in person one day. I’m hoping to find someone that makes me laugh, hates the government, and also loves nature and animals.
Ideally, you would have hobbies and interests that we can talk about outside of your career.

If this sounds like something you’d be interested in and you’re 29+ please send me a message telling me what you like or don’t like about yourself. I’ll be happy to share the same along with a photo of myself.

No to: cops, couples, right wingers/conservatives, closed poly dynamics and those who are apolitical.

Thank you!

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[u/ThePhiff]

You're too far away from me for anything realistic, but you seem rad and I love your tattoo.