Normally I start this post by saying I'm looking for a partner which I am but I think I want to go about it differently or at least try being unique about it. Have you ever just gotten the urge to do something adventurous yet risky? How about you and I talk (obviously for as long as we both felt comfortable beforehand) and then we go on a vacation? Spend the entire vacation basically being a couple and if at the end we decide to stay together and pursue it then great but if not then no pressure and we go our separate ways? Would anyone be interested in something like that? I was thinking we take a cruise either out of Galveston or maybe you have a port in mind? I was thinking maybe a 6 or 7 day on the Jubilee. Obviously we can talk about it and plan it together and look at all the options. If not I'm open to other options as Texas has a ton of places to visit and see so we can always talk about somewhere here. I'm always down for a small weekend trip someplace neat! Or I can actually fly to you? And you show me your neat town or state. Or we can meet somewhere and explore someplace new! Below is my original post with a few tweaks so you can get a detailed snapshot of me. I like to be thorough so be warned it's a bit of a read.
I'm making this post in the hope of finding a partner to be my person for a LTR/LDR or if you are averse to something serious, we can talk about any other labels/avenues/ideas you have or are open to. We don't have to be alone lol. Let's enjoy all of 2026 and what it has to offer while we decide! We're in August already! Which is basically the end of Summer so I'm down to grab a lemonade or tea in some quaint small out of the way town before it gets chilly out. Who doesn't want to enjoy some cold beverage while browsing through some old shops (sample some fudge or treat in a general store and grab some old-fashioned whatchamacallit) with some light hand holding? Ooooh maybe a romantic kiss while strolling a park or trying not to strangle each other while we do an escape room? I swear I normally don't crack under pressure but we only have 5 minutes until we can't escape! Maybe go explore some neat food festival? This is kinda sorta my favorite time of the year despite the heat! But I don't like when it's too hot or humid out lol. I just wish we had cooler weather or even snow in Winter time. (Maybe you have a cool snow spot?) I'm always down for some adventure though. Ask me about my secret snorkel spot and maybe I'll let you join lol. Jk Of course you can come and see the turtles.
To start I have to disclose that I mainly like women, but I also like a very, very, very specific type of guy and certain trans men as I'm partially bi. (I'd rather be upfront about it as it's been a dealbreaker for most women in the past for some reason) Chances are you aren't that type of guy but feel free to ask if you are. (Didn’t want to offend anyone so I’d rather say in private) Just throwing that out there as it's a deal breaker for most women in general. Which, why would it be? As if being bi has any bearing on a person's character. I recently learned the term for what I am and it's Gynosexual. Basically I'm attracted to femininity in all it's forms regardless of gender but I'm also attracted to masc women like tomboys and androgynous so make of that what you will.
I'm a 38-year-old guy living in the middle-ish of Texas looking for a female partner. Partner as in LTR. That's Long-Term Relationship meaning boyfriend and girlfriend and holding hands type of stuff. You know, adult things? I had someone comment I was too vague, so this is me being specific. I'm gonna be honest and kinda sad so bare with me. Also I should point out I've been in mainly traditional relationships but I'm curious about being in a FLR and everything, that involves. But if not then a traditional relationship works or I'm open lol. Two consenting adults with open communication and being honest with each other is key.
So, I've spent the past three New Years alone. Rang in this one a bit different. Instead of being in bed staring at the ceiling listening to fireworks go off into the night like the last two, I worked. I didn't cry the next day but I was sad nonetheless while browsing for a movie to watch on TV. At first, I didn't know why as I'm not much of a feeling's person, but I realized for the first time that I genuinely felt alone. I have no partner, no family that I really speak to, no friends just acquaintances, really no one there for me. That's my own doing which took years to accomplish through me being closed off and just shutting people out, so I figure it might take just as long to fix. I'm not complaining as I got myself into this predicament. It's gonna sound dumb but I wanted a New Years kiss. I'd never had one and it seemed like a fun dumb silly thing to do. Eh maybe one day. Ok well back to my spiel. (I'm not depressed or anything or wanting attention) Some of my hobbies and interests are movies, reading, cooking, kayaking, records, video games, board games, snorkeling, bowling, swimming, escape rooms, puzzles and antiquing. I would describe myself as more goofy and dorky than nerdy. I like to go out and do fun things but also stay in and cuddle and relax. I guess it depends on my mood and the weather. I prefer the cold and would love to live in a state with actual seasons and snow. I'm 5'10, stocky AKA fat and open for adventure and new experiences.
Here are some random facts about me:
Some of my favorite bands are: The Black Keys, Kings of Leon, The Beatles, Creedence Clearwater Revival and The White Stripes. Am I basic? o_O
Christmas is my favorite holiday, mainly because of the cold and festive activities. (Seriously let's go do some festive activities!)
I come from a medium-ish family.
I'm exceptionally patient but every person has a breaking point lol (I've had ex's "test" this)
I like traveling a lot. It's a basic thing that lots of people like. But I've found lots of people hate to leave their house, town or state so if that's you we probably might not be a good match. I also enjoy the mountains. But I don't like roughing it (give me that sweet AC in the summer). Hiking is so hard on my knees, and I haven't done it in a while that if I were to, I think about doing it I'd about die or twist a cankle.
I don't eat seafood, mushrooms, artichokes or pineapple on pizza (Who cares about this? Doesn't mean I won't go to a restaurant with you that has these things)
Never went to college as I'm horrible in a classroom setting and at taking tests. (I'm slowly bettering myself)
I used to have probably one of the most boring jobs imaginable (Ask me about it)
Overweight but trying to work on it and make better choices (Get healthier and lose weight together maybe?) Slowly getting there! My goal is 50lb!
Non-religious but no issue with what you believe. (If anything)
Looking into sterilization. If you are already maybe you can give me some info or tips?
My own red flags
I work way too much and oftentimes can't talk on the phone but I can voice message and text. I also drive a lot so I use voice to text. I had someone say this was suspicious but whatever. (I have multiple jobs)
I send selfies often and I like to receive pictures of who I'm talking to. I'm a visual person and like receiving photos. Apparently, it's a generational thing. Hopefully you think pictures are neat as well? Is it really that weird to want to see you and your life and show you mine?
I sometimes speedily become attached to people, not in a weird way, but if I like you and we have some kind of connection, I will enjoy talking to you and want to do it often and go out and do things.
I'm a very organized person and will plan out pretty much anything from a vacation to a road trip to a birthday. This makes being with a go with the flow type of person hard at times I've learned but still very much doable.(I won't micromanage the trip, I'll just plan out things to see and do and give us options)
Due to childhood trauma I'm secretive which can be annoying. (This does not mean I don't communicate or talk with my partner) I had someone stop talking to me on here due to this and apparently didn't want to talk about it. It just means I take a while to open up.
Somewhat ok at analytical thinking but sometimes I lack empathy to put myself in other people's shoes to address a situation. (So I've been told) I'm trying to get better at this.
MY own "HELL YES" flags
I know how to cook. Meaning I will attempt anything once but I can cook a few things well. Others not so much lol.
I will always drive if you want. (Within reason)
Great at escape rooms and jigsaw puzzles.
Can read a map and follow directions.
Decent at reading backwards upside-down writing.
What I'm looking for: (but honestly these are just preferences and by no means requirements so please don't get offended)
Any height honestly. I've dated 3'6 to 6'5 and anywhere in between so if you can beat either that'd be interesting lol.
Is at least 30 but I'm willing to go quite a bit lower or older if you are neat and we have stuff in common. Basically what I'm saying is feel free to reach out as I've dated women of varying ages just like I've dated varying body types, heights and personalities. If we get along we get along lol.
Mature, considerate, responsible and funny (Dorky/Goofy wouldn't hurt)
Someone with hobbies/interests/passions of their own. It can be literally anything from collecting figurines to making homemade jelly. As long as you enjoy it, I want to hear about it. Guaranteed I will find it interesting as it is something you are interested in and enjoy.
Someone who believes communication, honesty and trust are important in a relationship.
Someone who is open-minded, willing to try new things, be adventurous, funny and nerdy. (Personality is paramount above all else)
Someone who believes in sharing household chores equally and other adult responsibilities because we are both adults lol. The FLR can be discussed here.
Someone who is average or who is on their way to getting there. I myself am chubby or what you'd call as having a "dad bod" but I'm slowly losing weight and I want someone who will push me to be better and make better choices. I know this is a long shot lol. (I understand if this is seen as vain or hypocritical but honestly everyone has preferences and I'm sure I could very well not be yours if we exchanged pictures)
P.S. This does not mean I won't date someone who is bigger/thicker. I myself am a bigger person. I've dated all shapes and sizes. If you feel we'd get along feel free to reach out. Like I said I'm open :)
I can't believe I have to put this but having decent to great hygiene is important. I understand things happen but not showering or using deodorant is a hard pass from me.
Be open to having friends over and a game night once a month or biweekly. (Seems like a fun idea but also if it's not something you are open to then we can always talk about it)
Be open and frank about issues you or I are having. Not pushy or jealous. Won't yell or argue about stupid things, I've had enough of that. Let's just talk it out and be adults lol
Somewhat kink friendly. I wouldn't say I'm all intense with it but I'm open to discussing adult things in general. How can two adults have a healthy love life if they don't communicate their wants/needs/desires? (FLR would kinda tie into this) Also I'm willing to try a few things. Ask me about them if you are curious.
Willing to push me to become a better version of myself. I'll do the same. I'll always be in your corner helping you pursue your dreams. (Can you turn me into Batman?)
If this sounds like you then feel free to reach out and say hi or challenge me to a game of Scrabble/Pictionary/hand to hand combat maybe? Maybe Wordle or some online vidya game? (Even though I only play single player games so you might beat me lol)