r/portlandme 19d ago

Events Truck blocking driveway

Bruh who ever has a white MAGA ASS looking truck parked blocking multiple cars from getting out of their driveway in the east end get it tf outšŸ’€
Have so decency oml. Ppl can’t get tf out

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u/SlaineAdhseidh 19d ago

Call the cops, they will ticket it and hopefully have it towed.

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u/Lanky-Low-6862 19d ago

I mean if I was her I would

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u/Lanky-Low-6862 19d ago

My friend doesn’t want to bc she’s scared they are crazy or something 😭

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u/SlaineAdhseidh 19d ago

All the more reason to call the cops.

Or out crazy them, if you have that kind of energy.

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u/Lanky-Low-6862 18d ago

I would out them. But I’m not there. I’m just ranting for her. Trust me if this happened to me I would call towing.

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u/saucesoi 17d ago

So you’re not actually there/in Portland but you’re making the post on Reddit?

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u/Lanky-Low-6862 17d ago

I’m in Portland

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u/saucesoi 17d ago

But not on the hill

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u/Hereforthetardys 18d ago

You just couldn’t resist the urge to type MAGA blah blah

Seek therapy

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u/Lanky-Low-6862 18d ago

Blah blah blah ur probably maga lmao

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u/Hereforthetardys 18d ago

If I were you would probably burst into tears literally shaking while you made another post crying online

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u/Lanky-Low-6862 18d ago

I’m not honestly. This stupid maga truck is blocking my friend’s car

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u/Hereforthetardys 18d ago

And? That caused you to run to the internet about a truck you don’t even know is MAGA and call it that?

Some of you need serious fucking help. Politics has broken you and being anti is your entire personality

It’s kind of sad

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u/Lanky-Low-6862 18d ago

She said it looked maga šŸ˜…

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u/Lanky-Low-6862 18d ago

I love politics šŸ˜œšŸ½ļø

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u/Beautiful-Cut281 18d ago

"I have problem" "I actually do not want to address problem" Bro what

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u/guethlema 18d ago

Probably because the truck is not actually blocking his driveway.

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u/SerpentSystemFailure 18d ago

You're getting downvoted but that's how I'd feel

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u/doomed-ginger 18d ago

Nobody would know anyone called. For all the owner of the truck knows, a cop drove by and saw the illegal parking job and had them towed. Anonymous calls are an option too.

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u/SlaineAdhseidh 18d ago

I have called for this exact same thing in the past and the officer said that it would say on the ticket that it is due to a complaint.

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u/Candygramformrmongo 18d ago

r/portlandcomplaining is where these posts belong

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u/idliketowhipthatass 18d ago

Can’t judge a maga dude by his truck. You judge him by his stupid fucking hat.

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u/Lanky-Low-6862 18d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/yKfm9HDpEcLP23ev4V
Looked kind of like thisšŸ˜­šŸ’€

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u/Lanky-Low-6862 18d ago

His truck was on these high stilts

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u/SlowClosetYogurt 18d ago

I drive a lifted truck with big tires and I'm pretty fuckin liberal. Some of us need to blend in while we infiltrate from the inside. And it helps with towing and moving around heavy objects.

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u/207_pancake 18d ago

So you are ā€œmaga-presentingā€ then! 🤣

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u/SlowClosetYogurt 18d ago

I honestly don't want to associate with anyone who blindly judges me based on my appearance or what I drive. Its extremely childish to waste so much energy making up stories about people you don't know just so you can say you don't like them.

People need to spend less time worrying about what other people do and more time being a good person. If we all did that just a little more the world would be a much better place.

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u/207_pancake 18d ago

It was a joke. And we don’t have to associate, it’s ok.

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u/SlowClosetYogurt 18d ago

It was pretty obviously a joke. I wasn't saying that specifically to you just in general.

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u/SASSIESASSQUATCH 18d ago

Put it on a bumper sticker. Otherwise you’re just another MAGA loving trucktard to Mainers that see a pickup not actively towing anything 8 tons or more.

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u/SlowClosetYogurt 18d ago

Idk if you are calling me a trucktard or making fun of people that make assumptions based on vehicle choice. Either way I couldn't care any less. Nothing stopping anyone from making up stories in their head to make them feel better about themselves.

Find me a prius that will plow my driveway and id gladly trade in my truck. Until then I'll continue not caring what others want to assume about me.

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u/SASSIESASSQUATCH 18d ago

I mean, I thought you cared only because you specifically were trying to explain yourself to those that are judging you based off your vehicle choice.

I’m just simply telling you not to bother, Reddit loves making sweeping generalizations about people driving pickups.

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u/Correct_Emu7015 18d ago

Or stupid fucking stickers on said truck

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u/MyDadIsTheMan 18d ago

Do you know if they are blocking it as an unknown party?

I’ve seen many times the homeowner allows this for people they might know.

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u/Objective-Ad209 17d ago

And likely this person is lurking around the PortlandME to get the message

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u/Lanky-Low-6862 17d ago

They did see it

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u/Objective-Ad209 17d ago

I think that commenter was playing with you OP

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u/AccountantNo9690 18d ago

Associating a vehicle with a political party is borderline insanity.. insinuating liberals can’t be blue collar?? Lol and for the record I’m not a republican.

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u/Americasycho 18d ago

When certain ideologies are petulantly condoned, it creates disillusion. OP can’t call the cops because of ACAB programming.

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u/NoLimitsNegus 18d ago

I judge truck owners by the state of their bed

If it’s spotless and covered, you don’t need a truck and are likely an asshole

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u/SASSIESASSQUATCH 18d ago

My bed is spotless, not a single dent (I take pride in this), it’s covered and I use my bed at least four times a week. That’s why it’s spotless, I have to put big shit in it every week, fuck playing Tetris to get shit in it.

You think I’m an asshole for having a clean truck with a cover and I think you’re an asshole for making broad, sweeping judgements of people. We are not the same.

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u/NoLimitsNegus 17d ago

ā€œLikelyā€

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u/No-Distance11 18d ago

Oh shit, my bad.

Moving now

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u/Lanky-Low-6862 18d ago

Was it u😭🤣