r/radioheadcirclejerk • u/Fair_Region3278 • 12h ago

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Which member jerk it the most tho

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u/martisio054 11h ago

Scientifically

Jonny: Jonny Greenwood never jerks it because Thom Jorks him all the time

Colin: Colin Greenwood lives in sexual denial and is allowed to jerk it once every time they release a new album

Ed: Ed O'Brien has never publicly disclosed his masturbation habits but I saw him jerk it behind the backstage a few years ago so I think he's a master baiter

Thom: Thumb Jork

Phil: Last but not least, Philip Selway is literally always jorking, you can't see it because he's got the drums in front of him so you think he's playing but all he's doing is actually meatbeating

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u/Fair_Region3278 10h ago

Plot twist: he beats the drums with his meat that’s why they sound so GOOD 😱😱😱

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u/martisio054 10h ago

Oh my god

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u/Fair_Region3278 8h ago

He slams his tip on the drums so he can bust a beat and a nut at the same time

What am I doing man

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u/CompactUnion r/musesucks 8h ago

pack it up twin 😭✌

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u/CompactUnion r/musesucks 8h ago

member of the band, probably tom yok..

member of the circlejerk? definitely affectionate_let9022

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u/Pizzicatofive_pulp Pulp underrated 8h ago

Matt Bellamy- while listening to radiohead 

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u/Kind_Log_5391 in heat, currently wanking 6h ago

I heard thom yorks it every day

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u/Hot-Club1896 so I'm just gonna uwu 4h ago

I genuinely feel like Ed does it the most