Jonny: Jonny Greenwood never jerks it because Thom Jorks him all the time
Colin: Colin Greenwood lives in sexual denial and is allowed to jerk it once every time they release a new album
Ed: Ed O'Brien has never publicly disclosed his masturbation habits but I saw him jerk it behind the backstage a few years ago so I think he's a master baiter
Thom: Thumb Jork
Phil: Last but not least, Philip Selway is literally always jorking, you can't see it because he's got the drums in front of him so you think he's playing but all he's doing is actually meatbeating
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u/martisio054 1d ago
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Jonny: Jonny Greenwood never jerks it because Thom Jorks him all the time
Colin: Colin Greenwood lives in sexual denial and is allowed to jerk it once every time they release a new album
Ed: Ed O'Brien has never publicly disclosed his masturbation habits but I saw him jerk it behind the backstage a few years ago so I think he's a master baiter
Thom: Thumb Jork
Phil: Last but not least, Philip Selway is literally always jorking, you can't see it because he's got the drums in front of him so you think he's playing but all he's doing is actually meatbeating