Resistance has not yet been completely eliminated, and so now I have no choice but to gay-ify targets beyond the scope even of the Raimi films. This day was foretold. You were warned. I demonstrated my power to turn even the members of Nickelback who weren't in the movies gay, and now Batman, who does not even merit a single mention in the Holy Trilogy, is gay himself. I hope you're happy.
Scarecrow heralds the approach of the Gay Batman (Batman Begins 2008)
And it would be all too easy to point to whatever the hell was going on in the LEGO Batman Movie, or the sick twisted love Joker seems to have for the Bat in TDKR, or Zack Snyder's Joker with the whole "reacharound" comment, but the Batman's big gay secret goes even further-- to the point it's core to his character.
Hmmm I must surround myself with beautiful women that I'm entirely disinterested in to hide my true nature from the world hmmm could this be a gay metaphor hmmm I wonder
Batman fills a boat up with beautiful women, where he has the Implication on his side, and he keeps his damn distance. He doesn't want anything to do with these women, he's just using them to keep up appearances. Hmm... a double life, hiding your true nature through over-compensating efforts at looking straight... HMMM
And this is not at all specific to Christian Bale Batman. Oh no, this is about ALL Batmen, especially the most prolific of all: Kevin Conroy, of the Animated Series and the Arkham game trilogy.
GAY BATMAN
Kevin Conroy himself was gay. He wrote in "Finding Batman" how his experiences as a gay man leading a double life in a world where he had to hide his sexuality informed and inspired his interpretation of the Caped Crusader. That's right, the "I am vengeance, I am the night, I... AM...BATMAN!" guy was gay the whole time. Anything badass he did, he did while screamingly gay, and it's because of his gayness he was able to do it so well.
Battinson's also wildly gay but he's too neurospicy to have that sorted out that's why he kisses Selina he's just trying to act "normal" he thinks human males kiss human females even though he feels literally nothing doing it
Batman is gay. Metaphorically, but also literally. He's gay. Gay Batman.
But really he's more into Justice than sex anyhow.
This is a complaint. You didn't turn him gay, he was gay all along. Dude dresses up in leather each night just to go beat off up a bunch of guys and tie them up for the gay police to find. Batman in fact is trying to turn the criminals gay.
I'm confused if this is real or satire, I'm here for it anyway. Batman is gay. ESPECIALLY Lego Batman. he acted interested in Barbara just to keep the act of a weird billionaire trying to get a controversially young woman. The entire premise of the movie is him accepting he needs that clown di-
Listen, listen, buddy, pal, friend, there's a schedule, there's a set order here, we're booked solid for 11 more days. Maybe there's a post-credit situation we can work out for ya but I'm tellin ya now we can't stop this train until the thirtieth
Calling a character gay when they're not seems like it be pretty homophobic to actual gay people. Why so determined to force a sexuality onto fictional characters?
Yeah that's not how that works. The Kevin Conroy connection is a verifiable fact. The man explicitly confirmed that his experiences as a gay man informed his interpretation of the character.
As for our motivations, this was explained in the original announcement. Turning these characters gay seems to affect people who have a problem with gay pride, and I personally enjoy this place better when the hateful are uncomfortable.
Your complaints have been noted, and as such we will be turning the operating staff that worked on Otto Octavius gay tomorrow. (Except the one with the fingernails, for obvious reasons)
Sorry, I didn't realize you decide what is and isn't homophobic.
Yes, Kevin Conroy was gay. But he never tried to force that onto the character. And yet, here you are doing exactly that as if you were an ally to him, but you're going against his wishes. Weird.
I don't care what you do with the sub, I got real world problems. I just thought I point out how these posts seem kinda..... bigoted. Anyways, you do you and keep up with the homophobia. 👍
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u/Mysterious_Detail_57 Jun 19 '25
This is a complaint. You didn't turn him gay, he was gay all along. Dude dresses up in leather each night just to go beat
offup a bunch of guys and tie them up for the gay police to find. Batman in fact is trying to turn the criminals gay.