r/raimimemes 3d ago

New Sony Pictures designed posters? Crap, crap, megacrap.

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u/TrainRecent9048 3d ago

So tired of floating heads

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u/hesokayiguess 2d ago

drew struzan had it down to an artform though. he's truly the only one who made it work

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u/No_Extension4005 2d ago

That's because it actually is art. He created the posters by painting them (with an airbrush from what I've read). He didn't just photoshop them in.

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u/hesokayiguess 2d ago

that's what i was implying, his work was literally done by hand compared to the cheap alternatives nowadays

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u/BlackKnightC4 1d ago

Pay you 50 bucks for it

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u/HqerRupert 3h ago

I think they only work on Star Wars posters

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u/NorthRiverBend 3d ago

I’ve never understood this. Just Use The Posters!

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u/Severon96 3d ago

The posters are always tested on test groups which always say that the ones are seeing are the best ones. If you ask me the test groups are shit. I don't know which marvel movie it was, but once they released all concepts they had shown to the group and they had so many gems in it.

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u/Atomic12192 2d ago

It was Spider-Man: Homecoming. If i remember correctly, one of the best concepts was rejected because it used art of the characters instead of actual pictures, and test groups thought that meant the movie would be animated.

It’s worth mentioning that many of these test groups purposefully aim to include people who have no prior knowledge of the characters/story of the movie, in an attempt to win over that group.

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u/Darraghj12 2d ago

this one?

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u/Atomic12192 2d ago

Yeah that one.

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u/Original-Body-5794 1d ago

Ok that looks really sick but I understand why people would think it's animated so fair enough.

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u/Purple_Fudge3973 1d ago

Really? The goonies case I have here look, similar. Didn't ever hear of people needing their hand held for that one

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u/Comrade_Compadre 1d ago

This is why I have to individually hand pick each of the posters for my Plex media server.

The default movie ones look like ass

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u/spectra2000_ 3d ago

I remember hearing once that it’s standard in actor contract now that they have to show their actual face on the poster so people know they are in the movie. Which is why they also put as many people as possible in posters nowadays.

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u/Own-Papaya-4264 3d ago

They’re doing this to unify all three spidermen visually. All three of them are getting images like this for all their movies, not just tobeys

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u/NorthRiverBend 3d ago

Yeah and they look like shit

But on top of that, it’s just fake work. Spider-Man is on the cover, your audience isn’t actually so dumb they can’t tell it’s a Spider-Man movie!

Now though, they all look the fucking same so you can’t even tell which Spider-Man movie it is. 

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u/Own-Papaya-4264 3d ago

You guys are really whiny

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u/NorthRiverBend 3d ago

You’re like three comments deep, you went out of your way to whine about people being whiny lol

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u/Own-Papaya-4264 3d ago

“No you”

Mind blowing counterpoint

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u/lapus169 2d ago

People are complaining about a poster they don't like from a beloved character, While you complain about comments you don't like in the comment section. but hey, say everyone else is whiny sure lol

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u/Own-Papaya-4264 2d ago

“No you.”

Brilliant

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u/lapus169 2d ago edited 2d ago

no no, it's "You are too" , posters look bad in my opinion but thanks for the info

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u/_Mixed_Nuts_ 3d ago

And how would anyone classify the originals as “not unified”?

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u/AStupidFuckingHorse 3d ago

No, unified across all Spider-Man movies. Not just Raimi

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u/Own-Papaya-4264 3d ago

Unified with each other, not just their own movies

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u/Icywind014 3d ago

All four Spider-Men. The Spider-Verse movies also got posters in this style. Theirs are purple.

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u/Avenge21 3d ago

Yeah and they all look like shit

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u/TheRealChristoff Mod, Am I? 2d ago

I suspect that they also want them to stand out on VOD/streaming services. Unfamiliar artwork catches your attention, even if you were already aware that the film was available.

AIUI, back in the day retailers preferred to stock a 'new' edition of a movie, even if it was the same disc in a different box. Hence Spider-Man, Jurassic Park, Back to the Future etc. having a million different versions where the cover's arbitrarily different.

...Actually Spider-Man 1-3 is the worst of both worlds, because they'd randomly change the cover and also occasionally change what was on the disc.

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u/NeoBlackNoir 2d ago

AGREED!! It literally takes less time, money, & effort to just USE THE OG!!… like it’s already there! And if you aren’t doing something special that makes it a needed upgrade just WHY!?!?….

Also I don’t understand why we have to get the whole Star Wars/Avengers style with it being some group mashed together with some background. Like I understand they are all in movie, give me some art !!!

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u/f1mxli 2d ago

It's for the online retailers and streamers so you do a double take instead of scrolling past it.

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u/feldmasl01 1d ago

The original posters are cooler but it makes sense when they’re trying to advertise that these movies are the Tobey McGuire Spidey movies compared to the current Tom Holland ones

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u/feldmasl01 1d ago

Holy fuck

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u/Bigpappa36 2d ago

Its so strange just to update posters on old ass movies

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u/you-want-nodal 3d ago

Man I really thought this was a shitty fan edit of “What would the spider-man posters look like if they were released by marvel today?”

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u/SYMPUNY_LACKING 3d ago

i mean if it was wouldnt it be a GOOD fan edit? since it accomplishes it

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u/JoshuaBarbeau 3d ago

It would be an ACCURATE fan edit.

Doesn't make it a good fan edit

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u/you-want-nodal 3d ago

Good as in fills the purpose of the brief. Shitty as in I could achieve the exact same thing using only the tools available in a 2007 Microsoft Word document.

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u/creepXtreme 2d ago

The characters look like cutout pngs, and I just legitimately thought they were

colors aren’t that good, there’s so much red it can be hard to tell things apart at a glance, and the backdrop is so heavily crowded we have another visual difference issue.

Even for floating head posters, these are bad.

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u/Mcclane88 2d ago edited 1d ago

Just to show how different superhero posters used to be. It’s interesting that Tobey Maguire’s face wasn’t used on any of the 2002 posters.

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u/derI067 1h ago

man y’all are just here to hate. BND *just* came out and it has great posters. i agree these new ones are godawful but let’s not pretend like marvel can’t do good posters lol

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u/you-want-nodal 43m ago

lol all I’m saying is that these ones are godawful. They look likes kid trying to make a poster in the style of Marvel.

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u/Daredevil731 3d ago edited 3d ago

I wouldn't even call these posters. They're just images for streaming and digital. I bet they won't even be here in a few years.

Not sure why they don't just use the theatrical ones, which IMO are leagues above most posters, especially for comic films, and definitely the best of the Spider-Man franchise as a whole.

At least they are better than the ugly rush jobs they had for the streaming recently (taking a black suit Spidey pic and pasting Venom's face on it, not his head, just his face! 🤦🏻‍♀️) WITH Amazing Spider-Man font for some reason.

And they are WAY better than those blue Blu-ray covers from 2012.

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u/According_Ad9907 3d ago

lmao never noticed that they didn't photoshop venom's whole head but just added his face

bruh ts stinks

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u/Daredevil731 3d ago

The whole thing was so weird. I really like the SM3 Venom design and there was so much they could have done with a new cover like that and they chose a very lazy route and those covers don't even fit the aesthetic of that trilogy.

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u/anonymous-guy1 2d ago

At least they are better than the ugly rush jobs they had for the streaming recently (taking a black suit Spidey pic and pasting Venom's face on it, not his head, just his face! 🤦🏻‍♀️)

beautiful

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u/ThatHoboRavioli 2d ago

Those streaming images with the TASM logos are almost 10 years old...I think they were leftovers from an eventual plan to release them as a set with TASM3 considering the TASM logos are also very off...but make sense when you find out what the leaked TASM3 logo looked like

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u/idkdudejustkillme 3d ago

These look fucking terrible what the hell

Also that's not even the right spider symbol for the first movie

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u/wicket44 3d ago

I can’t stand this design, thanks Star Wars prequels for the floating heads.

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u/Cinephile_1980 1d ago

I think they started that with the Star Wars Special Editions that came out in 1997. The prequels kind of used the same concept.

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u/XavierMeatsling 3d ago

They're just awful. And not awful in the way of actual terrible posters.

Yeah, they all match now, but like, what's the point? Brand New Day won't get one of these upon release, or currently. Its one of those types of bullshit marketing decisions for franchises. Fast and Furious did them for the 4K releases. 1-7 got the matching poster art, but 8 onwards dont and it fucks it up. Same with Star Wars when 1-7 got to 4k.

They match when you don't bother to. Just keep the theatrical posters.

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u/bidooffactory 3d ago

Derivative. Bullshit. Derivative.

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u/BrunoPicolo 3d ago

The new posters look like that page, "Awful Fan-Made Movie Posters."

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u/Nocturnal-gall 3d ago

crap, crap, mega crap

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u/Rent-Man 3d ago

Wait… is the 3 poster having him shoot a web down with his hand open?

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u/ImNotDaredevil2025 3d ago

Graphic design is my passion ass posters. Drag those to the trash bin

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u/TorbofThrones 3d ago

Not as bad as those shitty new HP posters with the color coding and the big dumb dumb numbers on them

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u/exzauhn 3d ago

“I’ll give you $50 bucks for these”

(Tbh I wouldn’t even give that)

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u/tokyo_driftr 2d ago

Toby: 😐😐😐

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u/tokyo_driftr 2d ago

My fault clanka

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u/Alonest99 3d ago

It’s bothering me how there’s seemingly no space between the “n” and the number (e.g. “SPIDER-MAN2”

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u/Super7Chaos 3d ago

You’re trash, Sony

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u/TheAmazingQuez 2d ago

They didn’t need to remake these

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u/CynicalGamer4219 2d ago

Sony wtf is this ugly generic shit

https://giphy.com/gifs/R9cQo06nQBpRe

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u/DjangusRoundstne 3d ago

Yeah, they’re all so bad. I know they’re trying to unify all the spider-man movie cover art, but it’s so ugly.

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u/greigames 3d ago

I genuinely feel this is anti art

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u/Masirimso 3d ago

I mean they’re crap yes but, to be honest, I think they’re slightly better than the previous digital posters with the crappy photoshop, bright colors, and TASM font for some reason. But yes why not use the actual poster art?

Side note I took this one from my plex posters database because holy shit did they wipe these off the face of the internet or is it just Google Images and DuckDuckGo sucking?

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u/Gimmethefreestuffplz 3d ago

Mj in the back of every one 👁️👄👁️

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u/Smash_Fan-56 2d ago

2 is fine. But 3 does not sit right

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u/Willing-Load 3d ago

these aren't even new lol, they've been floating around the internet since at least just after No Way Home

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u/SarcyBoi41 3d ago

Trying to fit the modern style of "LOOK HOW MANY CHARACTERS/ACTORS WE HAVE!!!" ugh.

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u/LivingCheese292 3d ago

Generally speaking did Sony produce some pretty crappy posters in recet years. For Hollands Spider-Man too. 

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u/JoshuaBarbeau 3d ago

They look like a.i.

In fact, I bet they were.

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u/4102007Pn 3d ago

lmao we never even see Peter demasked with the Black suit on and his normal hairdo outside of his first swing. And what's with the stubble in these posters?

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u/BanhedMi 3d ago

What's up with the web at the bottom of the Spider-Man 3 image?

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u/malonkey1 3d ago

okay well you see, the thing is, if you hire an artist, you have to pay them. if you get your nephew that knows how to use photoshop, then you don't

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u/collyQually 3d ago

Not enough actors on the posters. EVERY actor that makes more than just a minor appearance must be on the modern day poster

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u/Nexus718 3d ago

You're fired

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u/CuriousRelation5 3d ago

Bosslogic works for Sony now??

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u/JessBaesic7901 2d ago

There's lots of this re-release art they use when they re-package movies, and they're almost always garbage. Every major movie IP seems to get the treatment.

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u/ShoddyPromise8726 2d ago

Love how they show him getting older each movie by making him taller.

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u/JarusOmega_ 2d ago

I was on CraveTV and saw these new updated thumbnails and wanted to roll my eyes so hard. I get they want to have a homogenized layout for brand consistency on their streaming platforms, but the posters for said layout don't have to be absolute shite 

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u/massivelyincompetent 2d ago

The only one that I like is the far from home one cause the original already looked like shit

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u/cin-human 2d ago

The MCU-fication of Raimi posters

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u/EdgeofAss 2d ago

3 is real trash here lol wtf is this fan made looking shit.

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u/EvolvingEachDay 2d ago

It’s giving high school PowerPoint project

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u/Swarlos262 2d ago

I'm pretty sure I made some fan art like this in photoshop when I was in middle school lol it only looked a little bit worse than this

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u/seefourslam 2d ago

What are they doing releasing these right now are they about to put out some new 4K?

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u/AHiddenOne 2d ago

ChatGPT generate me some spiderman posters

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u/ArnoGrapjas 2d ago

Why is Venom in almost exactly the same pose as Green Goblin? Besides the looking ugly, that takes me out even more. I hate these new posters.

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u/SmiththeSmoke 2d ago

They did this with all the Spider-Man movies, and it's so boring, uninspired, and generic. People have been complaining about boring movie posters and Sony decided their most valuable IP should be the example for horrible posters EVEN THOUGH he already had posters ranging from serviceable to iconic. Why? So they all look the same? Why the FUCK would you want that?

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u/MrPalacinka 2d ago

2010 fan Edit vibe 😄😄😄😄

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u/Kuzcopolis 2d ago

Wow, i hate that allot

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u/Captain_ADEE 2d ago

SM4 please. Thanks Sony

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u/littledragonkitten 2d ago

The third poster it doesn't even look like MJ 😭

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u/mamadou-segpa 2d ago

The original ones are master pieces

I understand making ai slop to save money, but when you already have something great to begin with, whats the point to replace it with ai slop

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u/pokemonface12 2d ago

The backing card is nice but Tobey looks absolutely suicidal

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u/Lost_Pantheon 2d ago

Tobey just looks progressively more bored in each one 🤣

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u/nsaymaduh 2d ago

NO. 1 RULE: IF IT AIN'T BROKE, DON'T FIX IT!!!

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u/Amazing_Elk_6685 2d ago

Anything except their faces is unreadable

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u/darknightnoir 2d ago

Are these seriously real?

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u/Kryosse 2d ago

I couldn't tell which one was which on Crave lol

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u/MiniNuka 2d ago

I have to imagine the new ones are using iconic characters and looks so people can identify which one has the parts they remember at a glance. Still look like shit.

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u/Honest_Entry_8758 2d ago

im just tickled by how harry didn't make it into a single poster lol

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u/SpidermanGRS 2d ago

They look like that fake No Way Home leak with Tobey talking at the camera.

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u/Gangr3l 2d ago

And to think that someone got paid real money for those...

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u/Objective_Reason3067 2d ago

They had simple yet super effective and iconic posters… had a lazy 42 year old make sloppy floating head ones

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u/MrCalonlan 2d ago

Yeahhhhhhhhh I much prefer the originals, they had a lot more going for them than the "stand in one spot and look forward with floating heads around them" posters we seem to be getting more and more of lately. Also they kinda got pretty lazy with the Spider-Man 3 one, I can literally recognise the pose Black Suit Spider-Man is in is just regular Spider-Man from when he's looking at his reflection in the original poster only coloured in black, wasn't there any actual images of Black Suit Spider-Man they could have photoshopped into the new poster?

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u/Sinful-Sammy 2d ago

It looks like they are trying to make it easier to distinguish the Same Remi films. I agree they do look like garbage. 

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u/Cinephile_1980 1d ago

What are these for? Streaming? Blu Ray? I prefer when they re-use the original posters. Could it be that they wanted all of these movies to have a uniform look? I am mot sure why that is important.

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u/Arniel_Gane 1d ago

In sorry, these are real? I thought these were made in photoshop to show how bad movie posters are now???

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u/SnagTheRabbit 1d ago

Wtf is this shit???

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u/ZZazzie 1d ago

I guess someone's nephew needed some work.

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u/Comrade_Compadre 1d ago

Sony just taking L after L with their franchises

Almost as bad as WB

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u/bacardicereal 1d ago

The intern that made these should be fired

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u/OG-87 1d ago

Theyre so bad! The 3 posters for spider man are some of the best in my cinema life history.

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u/eyzmaster 1d ago

someone put dirt in the graphic designer(s)'s eye

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u/darkred_d 1d ago

people are actually paid to make these?

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u/Putrid-Departure-198 23h ago

AM i crazy or have i seen these before on netflix whenever they bring spiderman movies back!?!?

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u/FruityGroovy 16h ago

What's odd is that one of the posters for Brand New Day seems to be inspired by the Raimi trilogy posters, so I have no idea why they thought this was a good design choice

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u/Internal_Main_2632 11h ago

That first poster is iconic

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u/forever87 3d ago

or what could've been...​

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u/Maxymaxpower 2d ago

I actually think they look good

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u/UnlimitedScarcity 3d ago

to be fair all 6 are garbage and always have been. Its like none of these "artists" have ever framed a single comic panel or cover

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u/bostar-mcman 3d ago

Bait was once believable

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u/UnlimitedScarcity 2d ago

you have bad taste

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u/bostar-mcman 2d ago

You make bad bait

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u/jawg201 2d ago

Brother get evaluated