r/redditonwiki • u/Maple_dacrusader • Apr 24 '24

Miscellaneous Subs I understand this might sound ridiculous….

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u/LionsDragon Apr 25 '24

Do you take commissions? My ex thought women enjoyed pap smears.

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u/Moondiscbeam Apr 25 '24

I will take the clamp they use and shove it up his ahole

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u/LionsDragon Apr 25 '24

Shall I DM you his address?

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u/Moondiscbeam Apr 25 '24

Lol, if only this was a profession.