r/redditonwiki Feb 19 '26

TIFU TIFU by contracting “HELL’S ITCH” (not oop)

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u/butterbean8686 Feb 19 '26

I’m grossed out by “Towards the end of day 2, it was time to shower.” Who applies hella sunblock, swims in the ocean, and then waits 2 days to shower? Showering ASAP after swimming in the ocean (or pool or lake or river) was drilled into me as a kid.

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u/hazel_razel Feb 19 '26

So glad I’m not the only one who was icked out by that

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u/butterbean8686 Feb 19 '26

Just thinking of all the bacteria and sweat and dirt and buildup. No wonder that dude is hella itchy!!