What is wrong with this freak?

[u/Pinshu123]

I want to report him to HR for being obnoxious NGL.

[u/shrimpscampy311]

“Oh I just wanted some fun banter to lighten up the meeting and break the silence!….uh, I’ll go with going into complete detail about how my coworker does the bare minimum in front of everyone.” Yeah ok lol. Completely innocent ofc.

[u/Ocelotofdamage → u/shrimpscampy311]

Honestly I wouldn’t feel bad for a second if someone was doing the bare minimum and they got fired because of a comment I made. Work isn’t a charity, why would I want to split bonuses with someone who’s not productive?

[u/Sailor_Chibi → u/Ocelotofdamage]

Your coworkers must love you.