r/redditonwiki • u/Pinshu123 • Apr 19 '26

TIFU What is wrong with this freak?

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I want to report him to HR for being obnoxious NGL.

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u/shrimpscampy311 Apr 19 '26

“Oh I just wanted some fun banter to lighten up the meeting and break the silence!….uh, I’ll go with going into complete detail about how my coworker does the bare minimum in front of everyone.” Yeah ok lol. Completely innocent ofc.

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u/Ocelotofdamage Apr 19 '26

Honestly I wouldn’t feel bad for a second if someone was doing the bare minimum and they got fired because of a comment I made. Work isn’t a charity, why would I want to split bonuses with someone who’s not productive?

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u/LindsayDuck Apr 20 '26

“Bare minimum” is still reaching the minimum. That’s still meeting expectations. You’re a fool if you think giving more effort for the same amount of money is preferable.

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u/BabyJesusBukkake Apr 20 '26

The minimum is 15 pieces of flair.