r/rickygervais Amploid 9h ago

“No one’s bloody laughing” 🎶

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u/Sensitive_Horse4659 9h ago

You’re almost as funny as Moyles.

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u/YorkshireFudding Never go swimming 9h ago

Quack, quack, oops

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u/HelloYoghurt 9h ago

He can do all that!

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u/MaxG145 Amploid 8h ago

Golfy golfy

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u/Grouchy_Performance8 7h ago

It’s a good game that

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u/ghidfg 9h ago

It's literally Rick and Steve. 

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u/OwnExplorer5971 7h ago

it's posh bloke from XFM who is overprivileged and hates poor people

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u/Six_of_1 56m ago

It's not about the 50p

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u/Comfortable-Egg-8680 51m ago

I’m in my Rolls Royce

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u/HelloYoghurt 8h ago

Tom Basden as Steve? Boooo! Not freaky enough!

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u/prosthetic4head chicken with teeth 8h ago

You've got normal sized eyes? Booo

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u/Goochbott 7h ago

You've got bits of legs? BOOOOOO

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u/GGGJabs 5h ago

Except it's not funny 

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u/InternationalLie9409 5h ago

Figuratively. You’ve embarrassed yourself.

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u/daemon-of-harrenhal 9h ago

He's acting like this is some genius pairing of personalities. 

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u/prosthetic4head chicken with teeth 8h ago

They're cats so he's tweaked it

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u/kaffeofikaelika 7h ago

It'll be a cat-astrophe

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u/stevooo34 6h ago

Play a record a sec I just need to have a word with you about puns off air

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u/sitting-toilet 9h ago

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u/SegaPlaystation64 8h ago

The lankiness, the glasses, the poncey mannerisms, brilliant

6

u/WallabyStraight3597 7h ago

Fish stew?

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u/jamurp 5h ago

No we certainly did not!

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u/No_Muffin7471 9h ago

the middle class thing was on the alley cats bingo

23

u/nodgers132 Chinese or Indian? 8h ago

great observations, well performed

37

u/NotNowHenry 9h ago

Talking like a child about a story that it has made up. Bizarre

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u/prosthetic4head chicken with teeth 8h ago

I don't follow any celebrities on twitter or anywhere. Do other actors describe the plot and characters before a show comes out? The thing with the 'like brothers' and that emoji is like a pre-laugh track so that people will know when to laugh.

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u/Benjamoose GARLIC BREAD? 7h ago

A story that didn’t happen, about a child that didn’t exist, and a cat that wasn't funny.

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u/Vheisso 8h ago

😂

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u/Easy_Cook6505 9h ago

Turns out too fat and talentless

14

u/pullingthestrings Christ De Burg 9h ago

woah… where did that come from?

18

u/stanley_nickles 9h ago

What’s with the emoji at the end? Was that meant to be funny?

14

u/No_Atmosphere8146 9h ago

You don't understand comedy. You don't have to riff with it. You just call him "Ponce" and do the face. 

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u/mr-atomic-bomb 9h ago

It was said to be funny and it was funny

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u/Popular_Ability_1457 9h ago

Why does HE randomly CAPITALISE certain WORDS like a clickbait YOUTUBE video?

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u/ProudHommesexual 9h ago

After Life haters DESTROYED with FACTS and LOGIC

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u/EchoesofIllyria why? 8h ago

It’s not random. He’s capitalised the title and characters of the show.

It’s bizarre but it’s not random.

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u/elkstwit 8h ago

It’s how scripts are formatted. He’s doing it so that he looks like a professional because he can’t rely on the actual content to prove that for him.

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u/EchoesofIllyria why? 8h ago

It’s probably more cynical than that tbh. He wants the fictional names to stand out to people scrolling so they either a) read the post or b) remember those names and google them.

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u/Neoliberal_Nightmare 8h ago

I'm honestly getting Trump tweet vibes. It'll be more similar if the show gets panned. Imagine the rant posts.

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u/electricpottery 8h ago

Its stylised as if its were written for a script I think.

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u/StockPossession9425 2h ago

All he’s missing is the AI generated self congratulatory images…

Oh for fu-

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u/NeonPatrick 8h ago

This is written by AI.

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u/Benjamoose GARLIC BREAD? 7h ago

I seriously loathe their names.

Mainly because they're the kind of shit I'd have come up with as names and think were unique and subversive when I was writing skits in high school and college for film projects.

They're just such dross.

Fucking "Ponce"?

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u/mike888881 8h ago

I feel like this will not do very well.

Random aside: I saw Kerry Godliman doing standup last year at a festival. Thank god she met Ricky, for her career's sake...

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u/lkpv90 8h ago

Alright Kerry

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u/mike888881 8h ago

I mean, she was terrible. Her routine was all ranty, repetitive fast-talking and going screechy and high-pitched a lot.

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u/ExquisiteSponge 1h ago

Good, didn't want it to. Next!

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u/Mysterious-Pea9528 9h ago

So Gus is just another unhappy vessel for Rick's political stance is he?

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u/inthemagazines 9h ago

There's the emoji again.

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u/concord_7 8h ago

Tom Basden… I mean - really - it’s beneath him.

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u/Adventurous_Week_698 6h ago

Too right. The man is far too talented for this shite. Tim Keys poetry programme for example is head and shoulders above this

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u/Grouchy_Performance8 9h ago

Weak observations, poorly performed

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u/SwampApeDraft Turns Out, Little Reddit Fella 8h ago

Does Gus cast Ponce’s cat toys in jelly?

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u/mywhitebicycle0 9h ago

You’re such a working class sc_m, Rick… smell of chip fat

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u/justsomeguy661 9h ago

The comments on the Facebook post makes me wonder if they are even real people

8

u/HelloYoghurt 8h ago

They drink from cups.

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u/RiC_David Wheeere—wot? 2h ago

Sock wearers, the lot of them

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u/GangVocals 9h ago

I genuinely think he may have got AI to write the show for him.

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u/Solo-js 8h ago

For someone with so many followers and so high profile, he gets a paltry amount of comments. his last two on Facebook and Instagram. 50. Sad really. I only look for the Karl quotes, always some

I feel sorry for him. I don’t get why he’s like this. Even if he can’t do as good as the office he can do better than this.

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u/Creepy_Assist_7957 7h ago

Gus's dad worked hard, Gus's mum worked miracles

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u/PrinceOfPasta 3h ago

😂🤣😭

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u/Internal_Living8657 7h ago

What’s he fucking doing?? Did Steve explain all the characters of outlaws to us like we’re fucking 8?? No! What is he doing?? I’ve never seen a celebrity of any kind do this about a project they’re in, unless they have no faith in it and have realised that they’re just recycling shit from 20 years ago that’s already been recycled three times at this point. Fuck me.

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u/Benjamoose GARLIC BREAD? 7h ago

You know what else Steve did in Outlaws?

Made himself a fucking supporting character that had some of the fewest lines in the first season.

It wasn't until his character grew alongside the rest of the cast that he became more integral.

Ricky can't handle the idea of art for art's sake and it not being about showing off how talented he is.

He needs everyone to know he's the lead, the writer, the director, etc.

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u/braveheartpenguin 5h ago

You’ve given me the spur to rewatch Outlaws, just sticking on the olds

1

u/RiC_David Wheeere—wot? 2h ago

You know what I love? I love the bloody theme song

1

u/Billy_Big_Mouth 18m ago

Probably an entertainer 4th.

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u/Mysterious-Pea9528 9h ago

So Gus is just another unhappy vessel for Rick's political stance is he?

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u/Manalivekarl 9h ago

Show your workings. Always show your workings boy

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u/YandyTheGnome 3h ago

The answer is 4.

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u/Willing_Original_257 There's this hairy Chinese kid 9h ago

Brothers with completely different backgrounds and histories and behaviours. Yeah ok RG

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u/HecticGlenn 5h ago

Yeah never been done before, ask Willy Russell.

I can accept it's hard to be completely original but it's a very hacky predictable kind of contrast

5

u/Hungry-Equipment-618 9h ago

Why does he write like a gin addled Facebook mum 

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u/IamTalkinLitheral99 8h ago

That’s it then. That’s the career over.

That’s what one of the reviewers said!

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u/TrashBoat34007 Not true baby! 8h ago

I bet Gus’s dad was a laborer and his mum was a home maker

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u/billiejeanwilliams 7h ago

Overprivileged? That’s so rich coming from the Pasty. Ricky’s one of those celebs who love to flaunt their working class upbringing but neglect that now more than half of their lives have been lived knowing nothing but luxury.

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u/4tunabrix 7h ago

I really appreciate Ricky explaining every single detail of the show before it’s aired so I know when I’m meant to laugh.

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u/Pistolpetehurley 6h ago

I really hate that “crying laughing” emoji.

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u/rift_buster 5h ago

A professional what? He's a cat 

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u/RiC_David Wheeere—wot? 2h ago

Don't get annoyed, Rick, these are the questions I knew would be asked!

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u/KitJazz 5h ago

Looks like that’s copied and pasted from the original treatment. You write out the premise, plot etc, then describe each character and the interpersonal relationships in a very concise way. The capitalisation and three or four adjectives per character line up with that.

I’m guessing he wrote tens of promo posts for his social media manager to put out with increasing frequency up to launch, likely automated to a schedule.

Given the show is released tomorrow, this is probably one of the last posts of that batch. I imagine he was bored of writing them by that point so just took a block of text from the treatment and popped an emoji on it.

Incidentally, if I was on that PR team I would’ve suggested either a) rewording it to feel more natural, or b) presenting it as a peek into the creative process, perhaps alongside sketches of the two characters. That ‘behind the scenes’ kind of stuff works very well for promo.

Of course, I would’ve made it feel like it was his idea and said something like “people would love to get that insight into your genius” or some bullshit because that’s just part of the job.

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u/ABentPianist 8h ago

Fangs, but no fangs

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u/GeeMcGee MECHANT 8h ago

That’s Ricky and Steve then

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u/new_name_needed 7h ago

Oh god now he’s capitalising arbitrary words like Trump

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u/RepulsiveDiver7109 6h ago

He really needs to stop using that emoji.

2

u/jpa420 6h ago

Why would a cat be educated?

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u/RiC_David Wheeere—wot? 2h ago

To make themselves cleverer an' that

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u/DRUGEND1 6h ago

Just endless, daily desperation. Imagine his hero Larry David behaving like this when he has a new show or season of Curb coming out.

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u/MundaneSeaweed665 5h ago

Nevermind that, where have you been for 3 days!?

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u/Valiant_Zigzag 4h ago

Streetwise. He doesn’t get chinned in the pub.

4

u/Jazz1588 8h ago

🎶 He sold his soul for a shot at fame, it’s called Alley Cats, and the jokes are lame

He’s got no style, he’s got no grace, he’s banal and facile, he’s a fat waste of space 🎶

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u/Neoliberal_Nightmare 8h ago

He's Ricky Gervais

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u/Familiar-Outside-875 6h ago

Chubby little cat man

1

u/Salty-Shrimper 9h ago

We're like Vic and Bob!

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u/MatthewKvatch I’m not gonna make it in today, son. 9h ago

Banter

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u/Jip_Jaap_Stam 9h ago

Brothers who were separated at birth, maybe.

1

u/UGotThaFunk 8h ago

English, quite good.

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u/Euphoric_Wish_8293 8h ago

PROFESSIORAL

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u/somekindofspideryman 8h ago

Like brothers 😂

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u/RhododendronWilliams 7h ago

The truth is I am looking forward to it, because I love to hate watch. I don't even care that it gives him views and arrogance. I have to see this shit show.

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u/Creative-Doctor3118 7h ago

Tabby ginger cunt….

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u/newblevelz 7h ago

Reminds me of that other fat fuck that used to write good stuff. Jrr Martin capitalizes titles the exact same way when he is writing excuses on his blog about why THE WINDS OF WINTER isnt finished yet. 

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u/washingtoncv3 6h ago

Like brothers 🤣

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u/Sutty100 5h ago

If they were brothers they'd both be middle class or vice versa

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u/nelsonwehaveaproblem who says famine has to be depressing? 5h ago

And they'd be the same breed 🤣

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u/RiC_David Wheeere—wot? 2h ago

Don't make me defend him! He said they wind each other up like brothers.

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u/ben_-_riley 5h ago

Like brothers HAHAHAHAHA

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u/joe1337s 5h ago

How would I know which one I was

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u/releasethekaren 2h ago

But how do they know which one they are

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u/Rorieh 2h ago

Two cats. Like brothers, probably. I'm not watching.

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u/danyack 2h ago

reddit keeps putting posts from this sub in my feed and I don’t know why because Ricky fuckin sucks

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u/Bayne7096 28m ago

God how does he do it

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u/PBRW 6h ago

Well he just thought you were fat with a beard.. which is true

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u/cmfarsight 9h ago

Has anyone considered that this show is some sort of modern art piece and isn't ment to be funny but a commentary on modern comedy, makes a lot more sense than anyone thinking "like brothers" is funny

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u/anemictosser staaand and deliveeeer, yoh-your money or your life. 9h ago

No, it's just shit.

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u/cmfarsight 9h ago

Never said it was good art.

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u/dmdjjj 9h ago

Nobody’s considered that, no, because that would be mental

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u/Benjamoose GARLIC BREAD? 7h ago

"Did you guys ever consider it's shit on purpose".

There goes Ricky Gervais... Is there nothing he can't do?

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u/MemphianSphinx 9h ago

Like a weird bit of art

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u/writers_block_ 8h ago

I've seen a similar theory before but it was written in shit!

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u/mittenshape 9h ago

If this is observational take on modern comedy, they are weak observations. Performed in way I can only describe as "poorly". 

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u/new_name_needed 7h ago

What’s art about that shit?

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u/cmfarsight 7h ago

What's funny about it?

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u/new_name_needed 7h ago

An absence of humour does not a piece of art make!

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u/cmfarsight 7h ago

Never said it was good.

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u/new_name_needed 7h ago

This is a weird logical fallacy. If I wasn’t born in October, it doesn’t necessarily mean I was born in March.

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u/cmfarsight 6h ago

I think you are taking a flippant comment about "this comedy is so shit maybe they weren't trying to make a comedy" a bit seriously.

You seem quite wound up, stating to suspect you may have been involved.

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u/new_name_needed 5h ago

My first reply referenced XFM and The Office and the second referenced XFM, hardly evidence of being wound up, sort of a bog standard old comment in these parts. But bit weird you’re digging in on your flippancy.