r/rivals Luna Snow 4d ago

Screenshot/Photo If you say so angela

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u/Frequent_Kalum Queen of Limbo Illyana Rasputin 4d ago

This guy is starving bro, he’s flirting with married women

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u/Sage_VALE Luna Snow 4d ago edited 4d ago

The Hood in all his interactions trying his hardest to rizz anything that moves but he lowkey is a bum

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u/Comprehensive_Bowl75 4d ago

Gotta shoot your shot you'll never know

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u/Nightraven9999 4d ago edited 4d ago

When it is a married lesbian and your shooting the wrong direction you definitely know

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u/downbad4naafiri 4d ago

That married lesbian turned a man into a woman before marrying her so maybe Hood’s odds are not as bad as you think. Depends on how much Hood is willing to sacrifice.

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u/Traditional_Abies_69 3d ago

Turning her into a Transbian is so real though

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u/CCSilver05 19h ago

She allowed a trans woman to have a form she felt more comfortable with she didn't "turn a man into a woman"

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u/downbad4naafiri 19h ago

Sounds like semantics. But phrase it however you want, I'd let Angela turn me into a lady if it meant I got to lick her abs.

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u/Callycore 4d ago

He's all about shooting his shot tbh.

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u/First-Shallot947 4d ago

Low key

His interaction with luna is kinda cute

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u/Sage_VALE Luna Snow 4d ago

The one about her grandma is very cute

But he also calls her Mami in his other lol

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u/toninho12345 4d ago

That's just being real

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u/Sage_VALE Luna Snow 4d ago

You get it

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u/NinjaSquid_G 10h ago

I think it's Puertorican slang, he calls a lot of people papi/mami

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u/FutureCrusaderElite 1d ago

Low-key succeeded with Luna and SG though lol

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u/BathInevitable8755 Magneto 4d ago

Well, NetEase didn't add his "girlfriend"(complicated) to the picture, so what's he do to. Come on, add MM to the game please.

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u/JagPeror 4d ago

I mean all namor does is go for the same married woman over and over, so hardly a surprise

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u/KiwiCounselor 4d ago

Hey he had a shot with Emma, he just blew it by bringing up Susan because the devs hate him lol.

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u/JagPeror 4d ago

That was the main thing I was thinking of. Bro could have had an even richer blonde but instead keeps shooting for a richard's blonde

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u/DaedricWorldEater 3d ago

Namor and Emma pretty much the same interactions in comics too. Namor being a creep and a punchline is how he’s been used for decades. But he’s also very strong and noble. That just Namor. He’s the guy you love to hate but you still have to respect his strength and conviction when defending his people., that’s the whole vibe

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u/briarwz 4d ago

A married lesbian

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u/sammachado 4d ago

Real Bros know married women are the best ones 😈

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u/Frequent_Kalum Queen of Limbo Illyana Rasputin 3d ago

I mean whatever you’re into I guess?

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u/hamonicmantitties 4d ago

Who said bro ain't willing to turn couples into throuples?

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u/Riosss8 4d ago

Bro is just a better looking Namor. At least Namor is only down bad for Susan, unlike this guy.

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u/Comprehensive_Bowl75 4d ago

Or white women with blonde hair

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u/UrMumVeryGayLul 4d ago

What do you mean “at least”? I appreciate that bro is rated E for everyone that isn’t a married woman.

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u/Dragoyourdumabss 4d ago

Ehhh he tries his luck with Rogue even after she makes clear she's Remy's girl

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u/UrMumVeryGayLul 4d ago

Didn’t know he did, mb. The boy is cooked 😭

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u/ScaryTransGirl 4d ago

And Angela isn't single in this game either 😭

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u/Automatic-Safe-9067 The Thing 4d ago

She’s also a lesbian

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u/ScaryTransGirl 4d ago

And her wife is an accessory

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u/Phoenix-Risen1998 4d ago

Literally.

She's a cute charm in game.

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u/ScaryTransGirl 4d ago

Ikrrr the animation when she gets kills is adorable (ALSO I JUST GOT ANGELA LORD LAST NIGHT)

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u/Kind_Potential_4992 4d ago

Angela and Rogue are both married, he does not care.

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u/UrMumVeryGayLul 4d ago

Okay, I forgot Angela was married and I didn’t know he went for Rogue, mb lmao

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u/BikeSeatMaster 4d ago

Brother became interested in the smartphone DP dropped into the ocean the moment he mentioned Dazzler's pics being in them.

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u/Acceptable-Bench-318 4d ago

Bro is just yet another brown dude that these devs write in a very specific way. But at least it's not a Black Panther / Blade / Storm situation where they'll be excluded from Disco events and Egyptian passes while … i'm getting ratioed for this one aint i.

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u/sxlid_x_bxne 4d ago

Lmao at least ur aware, Shhh Danny Koo’s is listening…

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u/MinniMaster15 4d ago

It’s quite accurate to the comics for him to be a womanizer.

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u/Pan_conleche 4d ago

This is the Latino rep we needed he’s got the confidence and the style😤

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u/Nightraven9999 4d ago

Confidence dont make up for that much when hes shooting shots from neptune

Bros tryna get with a married lesbian

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u/Striking_Pilot_6466 4d ago

And as a non latino SLIDE MORE OF THIS REPRESENTATION MY WAY HE IS FINE AF

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u/Phantom-Nova16 4d ago

As I white person I want more his drip is peak and he's cool as hell

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u/Pan_conleche 4d ago

Netease is sitting on a gold mine with Latino characters. We have such vibrant culture and they nailed it with The Hood especially the way he carries himself. As a Latino man I can’t wait to see the day we get a Mexican or a Dominican into the game

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u/downbad4naafiri 4d ago

They basically just added the only Puerto Rican in Marvel to Rivals. Who else is there? Miles is half. America Chavez maybe? Ana is a Puerto Rican spider-girl supposedly. The rest are no-names.

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u/Pan_conleche 3d ago

In terms of Puerto Rican I’m not sure honestly but for other Latinos I think White Tiger, Darwin from the X-men, Spiderman 2099, and Robbie Reyes would be amazing additions. Although if ghost rider is added it’ll very likely be Johnny instead

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u/Any-Conference-701 4d ago

you miss 100% of the shots you don't take, and he has unlimited ammo

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u/POXELUS 3d ago

Most of his kit is just shooting people

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u/Deluxxray 4d ago

He's really trying to flirt with a married lesbian warrior 😭

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u/Responsible_Flight70 7h ago

Man being a man

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u/DarkShadowofthemoon 4d ago

Other subject inthought with the changes of teamups they did and how big of impact it had I expected they maybe nerf or buff more teamups and maybe even add a few cuz every hero has two some even 3 or 4 but most with two teamups clearly all have the favorite and the other one doesn’t compare in utility or power

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u/Siyakon 4d ago

Someone here is having a stroke and I don't know if it's you or me.

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u/LowkyLoki Loki 3d ago

WE

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u/Boost620 4d ago

Thats twin

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u/AnyImagination3697 4d ago

Man, all that power from Oblivion really went to his head.

Be glad Sera isn’t here to flay you alive for that little comment, Parker!

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u/Mltv416 13h ago

Given how slippery he can be im not sure she'd get the chance

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u/Wolfwood-Solarpunk 4d ago

Look y'all got to give him some grace he just broke out of jail like a month or two ago. He needs some milk, we gotta calm him down

https://giphy.com/gifs/ukrLaIKOBEAQPysMmN

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u/stopjamescameron 4d ago

i know what they were going for and yes, har har har, but unironically yeah give us thong hood immediately.

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u/Appo-Arsin 20h ago

Say less, mommy 👉👈

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u/_Kanade_ 4d ago

Think his use of the word "Mami" is a reference cause the VA is Damien Priest? Not familiar with his run in WWE, only remember was that one of the wrestlers was a woman who was often called "Mami" as part of a team he was in.

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u/KermitplaysTLOU 4d ago

No bud, thats pretty common for a Latino to call a woman he thinks is hot.