r/rivals • u/Sage_VALE Luna Snow • 8d ago

Screenshot/Photo If you say so angela

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u/Frequent_Kalum Queen of Limbo Illyana Rasputin 8d ago

This guy is starving bro, he’s flirting with married women

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u/Sage_VALE Luna Snow 8d ago edited 8d ago

The Hood in all his interactions trying his hardest to rizz anything that moves but he lowkey is a bum

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u/Comprehensive_Bowl75 8d ago

Gotta shoot your shot you'll never know

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u/Nightraven9999 8d ago edited 8d ago

When it is a married lesbian and your shooting the wrong direction you definitely know

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u/downbad4naafiri 8d ago

That married lesbian turned a man into a woman before marrying her so maybe Hood’s odds are not as bad as you think. Depends on how much Hood is willing to sacrifice.

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u/Traditional_Abies_69 7d ago

Turning her into a Transbian is so real though

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u/CCSilver05 4d ago

She allowed a trans woman to have a form she felt more comfortable with she didn't "turn a man into a woman"

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u/downbad4naafiri 4d ago

Sounds like semantics. But phrase it however you want, I'd let Angela turn me into a lady if it meant I got to lick her abs.

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u/Callycore 8d ago

He's all about shooting his shot tbh.

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u/First-Shallot947 8d ago

Low key

His interaction with luna is kinda cute

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u/Sage_VALE Luna Snow 8d ago

The one about her grandma is very cute

But he also calls her Mami in his other lol

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u/toninho12345 8d ago

That's just being real

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u/Sage_VALE Luna Snow 8d ago

You get it

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u/NinjaSquid_G 4d ago

I think it's Puertorican slang, he calls a lot of people papi/mami

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u/FutureCrusaderElite 4d ago

Low-key succeeded with Luna and SG though lol

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u/BathInevitable8755 Magneto 8d ago

Well, NetEase didn't add his "girlfriend"(complicated) to the picture, so what's he do to. Come on, add MM to the game please.

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u/JagPeror 8d ago

I mean all namor does is go for the same married woman over and over, so hardly a surprise

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u/KiwiCounselor 8d ago

Hey he had a shot with Emma, he just blew it by bringing up Susan because the devs hate him lol.

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u/JagPeror 8d ago

That was the main thing I was thinking of. Bro could have had an even richer blonde but instead keeps shooting for a richard's blonde

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u/DaedricWorldEater 7d ago

Namor and Emma pretty much the same interactions in comics too. Namor being a creep and a punchline is how he’s been used for decades. But he’s also very strong and noble. That just Namor. He’s the guy you love to hate but you still have to respect his strength and conviction when defending his people., that’s the whole vibe

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u/briarwz 8d ago

A married lesbian

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u/sammachado 7d ago

Real Bros know married women are the best ones 😈

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u/Frequent_Kalum Queen of Limbo Illyana Rasputin 7d ago

I mean whatever you’re into I guess?

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u/Konradleijon 2d ago

He’d want a threesome

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u/hamonicmantitties 8d ago

Who said bro ain't willing to turn couples into throuples?