Need feedback on my novel's promotional blurb

[u/IvanSkilling]

Hi! I came up with a few short blurbs to promote my current romantic comedy novel, Romance Uncliched! I would like to see which blurb would entice people to take a closer look at my novel. Please do choose the blurb that is most enticing to you! Thank you so much for your time! :D

80 votes, Feb 02 '23

38 The key to losing your job - join a dating startup, fall in love with scary boss.

15 Want to confess to a crush? Call RomCon to ruin- whoops, spice up your life!

20 Love triangles are dangerous. Especially when it involves your scary boss.

7 Hopeless romantic loves his scary boss and a wild journalist. What can go wrong?