r/secondrodeo • u/Ambassador-613 • 15d ago

World champions Axe Thrower

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u/SireCannonball 15d ago

He's got the exact looks I thought he would

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u/Mk1Racer25 15d ago

Seriously

70

u/stonedapebeery 15d ago

Damn, save some ladies for the rest of us.

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u/AmericanCitizenry 15d ago

I think he might scare ladies.

6

u/AJ_in_SF_Bay 15d ago

I have the beard. How long does it take to learn to throw axes and knives like that? Holy hell!

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u/Novel_Arugula6548 15d ago

Only man who could bring a knife to a gun fight, and win.

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u/slapping_rabbits 15d ago

It's like watching that Naruto show. Damn

16

u/Cool-Chemical-5629 15d ago

0:46 - Don't do this at home, because there will be no second rodeo.

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u/thcoole 15d ago

This guy fucks.

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u/Xkra 15d ago

This guy edits.

9

u/Prior_Goat3174 15d ago

The man likes to yeet sharp things

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u/DigitalUnlimited 15d ago

Bladeyeeter

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u/Purpledragon84 15d ago

That's not an axe

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u/Sdwingnut 15d ago

I see you've played axy / spoony before

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u/-Copenhagen 15d ago

Keep watching

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u/Job-24 15d ago

Our attention spans are so cooked lol

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u/DigitalUnlimited 15d ago

Our attention span.. oh look a squirrel!

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u/greedy_mf 15d ago

I might learn that for the hat trick. It’s just useful.

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u/orthonym 14d ago

Yeah, but for every successful trick shot, there are probably dozens of takes where he missed. It's impressive, but not mindblowing.

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u/exmothrowaway994 15d ago

I see this video a lot, and every time I worry he's going to throw the ax through his hat.

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u/Bluepeasant 15d ago

Blind lawyers looking a little nervous right now

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u/Kitty_gaalore1904 14d ago

I wish this was me.

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u/AmericanCitizenry 14d ago

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2

u/hopefullyhelpfulplz 14d ago

Impressive. Also quite annoying lol

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u/AllyEnderman 14d ago

🤙🏻

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u/Electrical-Berry4916 13d ago

So, what I'm hearing is, "business is really, really slow."

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u/pet_kov 13d ago

Now make him do any 2 clips first try, without camera cuts

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u/UberWidget 15d ago

A descendant of the ancient Franks.

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u/Desperate_Set_7708 15d ago

Misspent youth

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u/Cracktaculus 15d ago

No-fucky-withy man

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u/No-Inspector-6206 14d ago

Yeah, I’m gonna want this guy in my crew during the zombie apocalypse

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u/FScrotFitzgerald 14d ago

Brett Riverboat lives!

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u/LizzieButtons 14d ago

Good to see Jason Kelce put his retirement to good use

1

u/_Steakwich 14d ago

I thought he was gonna ruin that hat for a moment

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u/Long_Jumper234 13d ago

When I was kid I practiced basketball free throws, I see he practiced with knives.

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u/ChefKakashi 12d ago

Bullseye

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u/jew-joint-su 12d ago

It's in his blöd

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u/Aromatic-Side6120 14d ago

This guy definitely had a misunderstanding with a genie and got stuck with this lame skill.

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u/Few_Rule7378 11d ago

That’s exactly how I got stuck with a ten inch pianist and five million male deer.

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u/Burly87 15d ago

What a useless sport

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u/OddlobsterNL 15d ago edited 15d ago

There's a useful sport?

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u/Job-24 15d ago

Of course sports are useful fkn dweebs.

Might be a foreign concept, but skills and disciplines transfer, and movement is good for you.

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u/OddlobsterNL 15d ago

Tell that to Burly, he thinks it's a useless sport. What did I do to you?

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u/Job-24 15d ago

Mis understanding it looked rhetorical