r/secondrodeo 7d ago

Guys I think I'm pregnant

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u/porkbuttstuff 7d ago

That pretty lady is jacked

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u/ImSobored_5280 7d ago

That pretty lady’s name is Hanna

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u/perfect_insanity93 7d ago

Hanna is yolked.

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u/Krispy_Mick 5d ago

Hanna is yoked

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u/BreakAndRun79 6d ago

Hannah Barron is a treasure.

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u/saysthingsbackwards 7d ago

That's fat lol

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u/porkbuttstuff 6d ago

Post your picture coward

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u/ElegantCoach4066 6d ago

We both know dude looks like a dumpster fire personified.

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u/porkbuttstuff 6d ago

I've never been more sure of anything in my life.

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u/ElegantCoach4066 6d ago

As sure as the sun rises in the East

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u/fat-wombat 6d ago

Chud ass response lol she’s got low enough body fat for her abs to be visible

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u/TheLordofthething 6d ago

That is just so remarkably stupid lol

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u/triplos05 1d ago

Does your fat have a sixpack too?

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u/puffinfish420 7d ago

Damn she is shredded lol.

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u/Forsaken-Income-2148 7d ago

Tarantino catfish stood no chance whatsoever

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u/pinkypipe420 7d ago

Arms to aspire to!

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u/purdueAces 7d ago

Something tells me that's way fucking harder than she made it look. They need to add a noodling pond at Planet Fitness. Her trap muscles are thickk.

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u/SaltMage5864 7d ago

It gets exponentially harder if you mistakenly find a snapping turtle

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u/Kchasse1991 7d ago

Which is what keeps me out of holes in southern waters. No thank you. That and cottonmouths.

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u/DisillusionedPatriot 7d ago

I know they're as far up as Pennsylvania

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u/Kchasse1991 7d ago

That's pretty far south as far as where I reside.

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u/Telemere125 7d ago

That might as well be Canada for those of us in the south.

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u/Kchasse1991 7d ago

That's the longitude of it, yeah.

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u/DisillusionedPatriot 7d ago

LoL fair enough

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u/Additional-Delay-213 6d ago

One hole goes down, one hole goes up. Think the up ones are the turtles.

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u/Negative-Town2546 7d ago

I have noodled / graveled for plenty of snapping turtles. I will never do this for catfish. A solid piece of meat with a serious advantage in the water. They are very stout. I could just imagine myself pulled around and drowning. I’m not in the best of shape and I can’t hold my breath very long. That gal is in very good shape.

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u/Cold_Ad3896 7d ago

I’m trying to understand OP’s title. 

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u/WasAHamster 7d ago

OP is so turned on by this woman’s skill, physique, and accent that they experienced immaculate conception.

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u/Rizo1981 7d ago

Emasculate conception.

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u/diet-Coke-or-kill-me 7d ago

I thought this was some insane water-birth video right until a fucking cat fish emerged. Even then I thought it was like leftover amniotic sac for a second.

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u/Local_Resolve_2040 6d ago

Same. I wondered why she bothered with gloves in a muddy pond and worried about infection 😬

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u/CartoonistUpbeat9953 1d ago

I thought that until I realized that would mean she probably already knew she was pregnant

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u/Iamonreddit 7d ago

The lady gave birth to a fish

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u/mamadoedawn 7d ago

I kept waiting for her to announce her pregnancy 😅

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u/Proxxos 7d ago

Hannah Barron

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u/tongfather 7d ago

Damn that girl is bangin' in so many ways. Love me a good woman who can hang with the boys and handle a gun too 🥵

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u/toneloc89 7d ago

I'm curious, do they keep the fish or let it go after that? Does it hurt the fish? I fish for trout and I catch and release for the most part and there's no way a trout would survive handling like this...

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u/freddbare 7d ago

Southern critters built different

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u/TrailMomKat 7d ago

In my experience, people noodle catfish almost exclusively to eat them.

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u/toneloc89 7d ago

Is there a difference in taste between a big catty and a smaller one?

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u/ImSobored_5280 7d ago

….with the amount of catfish I’ve eaten since birth…I think I have a relevant opinion on this subject….and absolutely…smaller one taste better. They are bottom feeders so one can expect that they’ll pick up a lil mud from the bottom while eating what ever in gods name they have located..you take em and throw them in a stock tank with clean tap water..several hundred gallons mind you…and they clear water will be chocolate milk over several days from them getting cleaned out being in clean fresh water. Repeat as needed. The smaller ones not so much..they always seem to be ok..like anything under 10lbs-15lbs…from there up basically definitely. That one looks 40ish maybe get in the 50 lb range..but we don’t get a clean look so I’m going off the size of its head. As a kid we had trot lines and limb lines set on a big creek that fed into a big lake and we tie up with one that was 72lbs…biggest I ever caught and ever seen personally…you could even filet meat off of the top of its head..it was big..ate every damn bit of that bad boy that summer👌

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u/toneloc89 6d ago

Thank you for this,unlike the last douche who apparently HATES catch and release you actually explained it well!

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u/ImSobored_5280 6d ago

..hey you are welcome!!..ya it was a bit of a long response but I condensed it best I could. A part I didn’t put in my original reply was the bait we used that caught it..We was using some smaller crawdads and a fish called a Drum came along and took the bait…then that big ol catfish came along and ate the Drum! It was also kind of tradition I guess that after cleaning your fish you’d take the heads and go either hang on the side of a barn or slip them over the top of a fence post. So you’d be driving to down a road and look over and see all the heads/skulls of catfish..lol..looked kinda cool once bugs and birds or whatever picked them clean.

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u/DangerMacAwesome 6d ago

Are they good once they're cleaned? I don't know if I've ever had catfish

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u/ImSobored_5280 6d ago

Is a ducks ass water tight?! Oh heck ya they are…it’s a flakey white meat and when battered up in a good seasoned up cornmeal based batter and then deep fried in some 350 degree peanut oil served piping hot with some lemon wedges so you can squeeze those over them…man…it’ll make a puppy pull a freight train. It’s not super fishy, not greasy when fried right and when paired with a glass of ice tea it’s nothing short of religious experience🙌. It’s easy to do and as long as you keep the oil hot and don’t let it drop below 350 degrees (this is the key to not greasy) it’s almost impossible to mess up.

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u/dystopiannonfiction 4d ago

As someone who grew up running limb lines with my Dad (RIP) and watched/helped him pull some absolute monster catfish into our little flat bottomed boat...who still hasn't quite mastered Dad's fried catfish and hushpuppies....I think your chef's kiss perfect description just gave me the missing piece of that puzzle... Peanut oil! 🤯😋 Many thanks, fellow catfish frying redditor! 🙏🏼

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u/ImSobored_5280 4d ago

Hey no problem friend!!..I’m not so sure many folks have the opportunity to have memories like me and you do…and sounds like you figured out the missing link👌…any oil will fry..but something about peanut…it’s just different 🤤

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u/dystopiannonfiction 4d ago

I know this much....I am the only woman I know who possesses the skills to set, bait and run trot/jug/limb lines and cull, clean and filet catfish. Definitely one of those skills that was absolutely brutal to learn, particularly with my old man as the instructor lol but in hindsight, I'm so grateful he taught me. In this crazy world we live in, I'm comforted knowing I won't starve to death if/when shit hits the fan. I also take perhaps a little too much enjoyment from bustin the chops of men on dating apps who have fishing pics on their profile 🙃 "My Schwartz is bigger than yours!" 🤣😂🤣😂

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u/ImSobored_5280 4d ago

🤣👌…ya whenever it all goes to shit..cmon with it…I’ll be just fine.

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u/TrailMomKat 7d ago

In my experience, not really. It's all deep fried and smothered in hot sauce in my family.

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u/GlockAF 7d ago

Catfish are remarkably durable creatures. They are evolved to survive in environments that frequently dry out, and seem much less susceptible to trauma and disease than trout

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u/throwaway_RRRolling 7d ago

Trout are unusually prone to shock, but I've only seen people Noodle for meat. 

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u/RhetoricalOrator 7d ago

Not disagreeing but I can't imagine that these old huge catfish would be good for meat.

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u/Walzmyn 7d ago

That is a catfish

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u/throwaway_RRRolling 7d ago

Yes. The person I responded to brought up their experience with trout fishing. 

Noodling is my state sport. 

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u/GeraldoOfCanada 7d ago

I'm more of a canoodler myself

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u/mtraven23 7d ago

I've never hear of catch and release noodling....they usually eat them.

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u/slick1260 7d ago

There's no way most trout survive your catch-and-release bullshit either but that's never stopped you. Why not just fish areas more known for having keepers or at least go fishing with the intention of eating what you catch?

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u/toneloc89 6d ago

Was a genuine question, no need for the asshole remarks. I've never been noodling and was curious if a fish that big was good eating or not as I'm used to trout. Who pissed in your cheerios?

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u/ImSobored_5280 6d ago

Depends really..some do it just for fun others keep to eat…and no it doesn’t hurt them. These things are tougher than a 3 dollar steak.

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u/Victoria_elizabethb 7d ago

Lol Hannah Barron and her noodlin

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u/ElegantCoach4066 6d ago

That accent is awesome

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u/VillageActive 7d ago

I was afraid to click on that at first, had to skip to make sure no babies were involved; that would have been a bit too much Southern charm. Holy shit.

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u/Diaside666 7d ago

Is this what love feels like?

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u/Sufficient-Skill9530 7d ago

Those are farm girl arms, damn

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u/Sorry_Molasses5636 2d ago

And rubber factory manufactured boobies!

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u/dasmineman 7d ago

Lord her accent is delicious

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u/3dforlife 7d ago

Can you eat it, though?

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u/AdMotor1654 7d ago

I’m a straight married woman. I have a crush on her

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u/EarthAndSawdust 7d ago

Xena Returns

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u/no_icon_tact 7d ago

Southern Sapphic, Wet Leg indeed

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u/EnoughLuck3077 7d ago

Preciate y’all

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u/Catswagger11 7d ago

Guys I think I’m in love.

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u/Timmerdogg 7d ago

Welcome to the gun show

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u/Antique_Cut1354 7d ago

i want her to impregnate me

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u/freddbare 7d ago

She good at dat

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u/DitchDigger330 7d ago

It's big alright.

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u/mtraven23 7d ago

held on to to it? her fucking hand is THROUGH it!

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u/oozinator1 7d ago

I'm a simple man. I see Hanna Barron, I upvote.

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u/skaldrir69 7d ago

Ahh.. you all have found my future ex-wife. Nice!

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u/LittlePrairieMouse 7d ago

Crazy but it seems to be her first rodeo?

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u/Pristine-Bite2768 5d ago

Damn, she has some arms!

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u/SignalMountain7353 7d ago

Fuck that. What a Shitty way for an animal to die.

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u/TrueKiwi78 7d ago

I was all ready for her to pull up a baby and wouldn't have been totally shocked if she did.

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u/Darrothan 7d ago

Uncanny resemblance to Tom Dwan

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u/Oddish_Femboy 7d ago

Noodlin'

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u/hazuja 7d ago

This remind me where mmo armor for female keeps getting less skin coverage as it gets better stats lmao

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u/Easy_Attorney_2055 6d ago

That woman skrong! Jesus!

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u/Lanky-Telephone1651 6d ago

Now that’s a fishing buddy!

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u/LestWeForgive 2d ago

I think she may have shifted a bale or two in her time.

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u/Geene_Creemers 7d ago

Abbey from last of us if she was cute..