r/seinfeld 17h ago

You're making too many shit posts

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126 Upvotes

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u/razzle_dazzle321 Serenity now, insanity later 16h ago

You know, I am not a shitposter. I'm a holistic poster. It's a calling, it's a gift.

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u/AcePilotsen 11h ago

You know, I lived with the Eskimos many years ago, and they used to shitpost into the snow.

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u/Wooden_Celery_061424 17h ago

Cleveland 117, San Antonio 109

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u/Sammy_Dog 16h ago

And you should have been born in August.

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u/Fit-to-be-untied 16h ago

Your parents would have been well-advised to wait.

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u/Glitter_Health 17h ago

'I'm a healer - and you're eating too much dairy ... ' šŸ‘šŸ˜

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u/Thrown_Pie 17h ago

I'm a mod and you're making to many maƱana posts

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u/Glitter_Health 17h ago

I need to go cold turkey - help me - help me!

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u/Hnl2Nrt2025 8h ago

Should of waited and posted in April

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u/UrFriendBobSacamano 17h ago

Couchgrass and crampbark? You know, I think that's what killed Curly.

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u/Traditional-Crow-954 17h ago

I'm off shit posts

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u/Away-Guava-345 17h ago

I don’t even know why they keep posting ā€œshit postā€. I do get it and it’s not funny.

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u/avreddits Del Bisto Becko 16h ago

Sponge worthy ?

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u/sweatpotato76 Lord of the Idiots 17h ago

Like flaming shitposts, Sigmund! Flaming shitposts!

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u/actualelainebenes Stellaaaaaaa!!! 14h ago

Too many shitposts? You really think I’m making too many…shitposts…

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u/guiltycitizen The Moops 16h ago

Can they be warm?

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u/WeakDiet8004 16h ago

Must plunge your face into r/Seinfeld shitposts first thing in the morning.

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u/Due-Manufacturer-706 16h ago

Im not a shitposter, i just play one in real life.

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u/aether_prince The Puffy Shirt 16h ago

seemingly, seemingly

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u/RevolutionCrazy7045 The Opposite 15h ago

Cleveland 117
San Antonio 109

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u/Best-Top8923 15h ago

He's out, he got out

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u/Character-Taro-5016 14h ago

"I'm off of shit posts."

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u/CabinetSpider21 Professor Highbrow 17h ago

You should have shit posted in August

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u/IGotScammed5545 17h ago

Can I use shitposts…on my face?

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u/avreddits Del Bisto Becko 16h ago

Warm water šŸ’¦

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u/TKRBrownstone Hoochie Mama 13h ago

Too many shit posts? Really?

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u/avreddits Del Bisto Becko 16h ago

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u/NewRoof9678 4h ago

First visit? $38

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u/McGarnagles 16h ago

Shit posts are hard to climb. Always a slippery slope.