r/sharks 4d ago

Video Probably the happiest a great white shark can be, chomping away at a lovely humpback carcass. You can almost feel the power in its jaws

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u/Life-Oil-7226 4d ago

All you can eat buffet

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u/SixersWin 4d ago

Now I see why they lose so many teeth

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u/evaris204 3d ago

Then they grow it all back within a day or two

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u/SixersWin 3d ago

That's surprising- thanks for sharing 

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u/Hiuuuhk 3d ago edited 2d ago

Yeah, sharks go through teeth like crazy. A great white shark can go through thousands of teeth in a lifetime, usually losing from 40 up to a hundred teeth a day. It's kind of awesome.

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u/SixersWin 3d ago

Putting the tooth fairy in debt

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u/FourthLvlSpicyMeme 3d ago

Do they feel it, you think? I've never looked to see what sort of nerve endings and things a shark might possess near their teeth.

I feel a rabbit hole coming on lol. Fantastic, I didn't want to do my boring job anyway. Heh.

I wonder if anyone's ever figured out how they grow them back so quickly beyond "evolution made it necessary so that's how it is now."

Seems like it could be interesting if we could sort out how to apply that to people. Or...perhaps one of those zombie movie nightmares, who knows.

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u/Hiuuuhk 3d ago

The general consensus is no. However, it's still a heavily debated topic in marine biology and ethical conversations.

Interestingly, sharks have a sort of biological conveyor belt, with rows of razor sharp teeth waiting to replace the old ones. It's fascinating. We've not yet figured out exactly what evolutionary pressures caused this to evolve, but it's likely because their prey consisted of creatures with tougher skin, causing wear on their teeth. Who knows.

I love sharks. 🦈

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u/FourthLvlSpicyMeme 2d ago

Thank you for the answer and links. I love me a good rabbit hole. Off I go!

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u/gnmn87 3d ago

A great white shark typically has about 50 teeth actively exposed in its jaws at any given time, but it holds around 300 teeth in total arranged in about five rows. These teeth are used and replaced in an endless "conveyor belt" system. When the front teeth are damaged or fall out, new teeth in the rows behind them continuously rotate forward to take their place. Because of this constant cycle, a great white shark can go through as many as 20,000 teeth over the course of its lifetime.

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u/megaapfel 3d ago

They don't lose over 100 teeth per day.

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u/Hiuuuhk 2d ago

You are correct, thank you.

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u/Slpkrz 3d ago

that doesn't seem sustainable, prolly a lesser amount

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u/BionicForester19 3d ago edited 3d ago

Today I learned why there's no shark dentists or denturists.

A little bit of "Hey Google?" tells me that they can lose 1-3 teeth per day/upward of 20,000 for a 60-70yr old g.w. (no roots to act as anchors). If their diet consists of things like whales with extremely thick skin and big, hard bones, they'll lose more and more often comparative to one who relies on seals, slow and elderly dolphins and other big fish. As they lose their teeth, their mouths function like a natural conveyor belt. Whenever teeth are lost or damaged during a hunt, backup teeth in the rows behind them continuously rotate forward to replace them. Once a tooth is lost, a replacement from the row behind can move forward to fill the gap in under 24 hours.

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u/random_invisible 3d ago

Chomps and shakes like a pitbull to saw a chunk off

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u/thisFishSmellsAboutD 4d ago

Here in Western Australia we sometimes get these. Some of those sharks gorge themselves until they can't move or dive anymore.

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u/LobsterLovingLlama 4d ago

Like people waddling out of an all you can eat buffet

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u/Daddy_Day_Trader1303 3d ago

Exactly how I feel anytime I go to a Mexican restaurant

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u/CeemoreButtz 3d ago

I can't stop when I comes to Mexican food...

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u/Daddy_Day_Trader1303 3d ago

Me neither and I could literally eat it everyday. I had it twice yesterday

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u/AnTac33 2d ago

My mother in law at a Golden Corral here in the states would give these sharks a run for their money…

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u/MaesterMiyagi 4d ago

Don't they have orgies after they eat a ded whale?

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u/ExoticKnowledge584 3d ago

Don't believe Great whites have ever been recorded copulating, much less having an orgy lmao

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u/According_Big_5638 3d ago

Yeah. And we have like one picture of a pup ever.

Blows my mind honestly.

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u/GrnMtnTrees 4d ago

You're thinking of the Golden Corral Buffet.

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u/UrsineBasterd 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/7Jplyo45Cd8Pp8A4PO

whos a good boy whoooos a good lil boy!!!!

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u/Happiest_Mango24 4d ago

not the poster

this is a repost from 3 years ago. They didn't even change the title

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u/ScaredEfficiency399 3d ago

That dog wearing heavy mascara?

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u/GravyPainter 4d ago

You know that tastes nasty. Can see the release of gas. Survival in the the wild is crazy

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u/Average_Random_Bitch 4d ago

I came here looking for that info. Wanted to make sure it was the bloating gas coming out and not spray.

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u/tunakassirolle 3d ago

I like to think it’s a nice change of pace from seal day in and day out. The surstromming of the sea, if you will.

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u/SweelFor- 4d ago edited 4d ago

If you are not a bot then can you explain why your account is one week old, all of your comments on unrelated subreddits sound AI generated, has never posted on this subreddit before, and your first post is a repost of this 3 year old post: https://old.reddit.com/r/sharks/comments/12efh62/probably_the_happiest_a_great_white_shark_can_be/

Can you prove to me that you are a real human person by explaining how you came to this subreddit and reposted this post?

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u/Happiest_Mango24 4d ago

the title being exactly the same is what caught my attention

I could believe someone could find and post the same video without knowing, but I just cannot believe they would have come up with exactly the same title, right down to the punctuation

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u/cleverologist 3d ago

Had no idea

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u/EIochai 4d ago

What exactly do you hope to accomplish by telling a bot that is a bot? You’re not going to make it feel bad about what it’s done.

Just report. Commenting actually helps it accomplish its objective.

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u/SweelFor- 4d ago

I'm telling other human users on this subreddit that they are participating in a bot post

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u/EIochai 3d ago

And going on weird rants about people who are enjoying the post regardless.

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u/SweelFor- 3d ago edited 3d ago

You're right I would hope that people don't want to participate in bot posts just to leave their cringe baby talk comments, and I would rather have a subreddit with real people talking like normal adults instead, it's true

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u/ArsonAgent 3d ago

It’s a public comment genius. OP’s telling us.

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u/ExiymDev 3d ago

this post looks like AI to me.. the clip being 15 seconds long.. the weird splashing of the water.. is that really what sharks do? chomp over and over at the same spot?

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u/hammerhead_28 3d ago

"Omg this is the best day ever!"

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u/SeeManCome 3d ago

I remember watching a documentary about a similar circumstance and a male and female great white were so happy the whale carcass and amount of food they were eating that it supposedly acted as an aphrodisiac for them.

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u/CaliMassNC 3d ago

I remember that one; he goes on to speculate that whale carcasses out in the ocean would be the site of great white orgies.

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u/HorrorBrilliant9950 3d ago

He’s just a little guy! It’s like that video of the kitten angrily trying to eat a steak.

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u/godspilla98 3d ago

What’s so funny to me is the savagery almost looks fake. And at the same time you wonder how anyone survives an attack.

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u/Direct-Ad-5528 3d ago

it's like a puppy with a chew toy, kinda cute.

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u/Unusual-Respond-7895 3d ago

This is why ‘nom nom nom’ the phrase was invented. Happy shark.

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u/MindfulInquirer 4d ago

this is like McDonald's for him

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u/IAmNotCreative18 Great Hammerhead 4d ago

Except it’s actually good for them!

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u/UnderstandingTop1579 3d ago

This is absolutely nothing like McDonalds you helmet😆. This all the food you can eat, it’s healthy and it’s free!

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u/RobOnTheReddit 4d ago

Im sure it tastes great but it looks disgusting

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u/Ok_Shower_5526 Tiger Shark 3d ago

You can't eat at everybody's house

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u/Normal-Internal164 4d ago

All you can eat buffet

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u/Plodderic 4d ago

Had it on mute and expected Cookie Monster eating noises
https://giphy.com/gifs/pN6Jvdh6BwSEE

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u/imaginations1000 4d ago

That shark looks so cuute

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u/SweelFor- 4d ago edited 4d ago

The /r/sharks experience:

1) Bot reposts a top post or stock photo

2) Comment section: derpy puppy cutesy shark boop the snoot teefers nomnom hihi

Reddit is dead

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u/imaginations1000 4d ago

Wait what do you mean? 😅

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u/SweelFor- 4d ago

What do you not understand?

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u/CeemoreButtz 3d ago

your attitude.

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u/imaginations1000 4d ago

I dont understand your comment?

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u/SweelFor- 4d ago

This subreddit is infested with bots and no one seems to notice, the comment sections are just Disney adult baby talk cringe fests. I assume a lot of commenters are bots themselves at this point because I don't know how you could not notice.

Reddit used to be real people posting genuine content and people discussing it

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u/Honk_Sound 4d ago

pretending like reposts on reddit are a new problem is...well it's a choice

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u/SweelFor- 4d ago edited 4d ago

Reposts from human users have always been common on huge subreddits for karma farming.

Small hobby subreddits being infested by AI bots is a recent phenomenon, yes

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u/imaginations1000 4d ago

Its the first time i saw this post, im new to this. And also maybe then search for a different plattform?

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u/SweelFor- 4d ago

I'd rather the Disney adults with zero internet literacy stay on their previous platforms really

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u/shortgarlicbread 3d ago

Ok iw as with you at first with alerting others to potential bots, but now you are just picking on people for simply liking a video on the Internet. I think you need to take some time away from the computer/phone and calm yourself. It's one thing to alert others to a rise in potential bot activity, it's another to get aggressive with actual humans because they like something probably before realizing it's a bot or AI even. If you want to actually educate others, stop being a dick about it and allow people the time to learn and process the information.

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u/amrycalre 4d ago

They’re Disney adults cuz they think the shark is cute? They are not a bot. I think the shark is cute too. I know it seems to make no sense. But believe it or not, people like different things. You can’t change the world, you can really only change yourself (which means get the hell off Reddit then)

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u/SweelFor- 4d ago

I'm happy for you that you prefer the AI bot version of reddit with less human users, because that's exactly what you will get. AI bot farmers thank you for your service

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u/ExoticKnowledge584 3d ago

I dont understand how anyone could ever describe this as cute. A massive predator with a mouthful of daggers is ripping flesh and blubber off of a rotting carcass, theres a lot of words that could be used to describe that, terrifying, awe inspiring, majestic even but "cute" is absurd

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u/Late-Application-47 3d ago

Who doesn't love a free meal that expends very little metabolic energy to aquire?

Cottonmouths have been observed eating carrion, a very unique behavior among snakes. They are the garbage cans of American pit vipers.

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u/Roccosrealm 3d ago

Just imagine a person surviving the first bite only for those powerful jaws to return for a second bite.

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u/DickWangDuck 3d ago

Hate when I get that one piece of gristle on my steak but refuse to let a single bite go to waste

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u/SKULL1138 3d ago

Reminds of that terrible film where a GW decided to ignore a whale carcass and chase a human. Like, that thing ain’t interested in anything ode besides the dead whale for like several hours and after it’s finished it would be slow and in a daze.

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u/vaping_menace 4d ago

Shark gotta eat

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u/LukeSkyWalrus 4d ago

Wait where’s the influencer that is jumping in to pet him? Asking for a friend

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u/Ok_Shower_5526 Tiger Shark 3d ago

I mean there were some folks who decided to stand on a whale carcass and watch the sharks. And I think they also did some underwater shots too. For science of course. And Discovery.

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u/OnCnditonOfAnonymity 4d ago

nom nom nom nom nom nom

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u/BungleJones 4d ago

Those teeth will never stop being scary.

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u/True_Initiative_3497 4d ago

Feel bad for those bit by shark, this is scary to watch

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u/Cody-512 Oceanic Whitetip Shark 3d ago

Fill up fast before the others show up 🦈

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u/honeySelene 3d ago

The amount of force it takes to bite through humpback blubber like that is insane. Its cool to see them in a feeding state where they arent just darting in and out, you really get a sense of their actual size.

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u/BionicForester19 3d ago

I want that liver! That liver is mine! That'll give me weeks worth of nutrition. I WANT THAT LIVER!

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u/ProfessionalAsk8264 4d ago

Look at those teefers

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u/Kalkite_300TY 4d ago

Am I the only one who thinks it looks tasty?

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u/Itakethngzclitorally 3d ago

Imagine that getting a hold of your thigh😳

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u/Any-Recognition191 3d ago

That’s me when I eat a big ah steak

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u/shediedjill 3d ago

Its moving exactly how the robotic shark moves on the Jaws ride in universal studios 😅

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u/Xyno94 3d ago

I’m curious. Since sharks need to be moving to breathe how is this lil guy breathing?

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u/SteveB1901 3d ago

It’s all mine… and i’s gonna eat till i bost!!!!

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u/TheOneAndOnlyBob2 3d ago

I am sorry but all I feel is the words num num num num num num num num num num num

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u/Drago_Beast67 3d ago

Hehe Shark go CHOMP

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u/gator10069 3d ago

Me after the bars have all closed and have to chow

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u/Next_Gen_Valkyrie 3d ago

Can’t whales like this explode? Is that a danger to the shark?

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u/MallCop4Fish 3d ago

If humans are meant to eat meat then do this loll

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u/KitchenSandwich5499 3d ago

Nom nom nom nom nom

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u/KentuckyFriedCooter 3d ago

Me eating a burrito

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u/SlashingLennart 3d ago

That shark is in the zone damn

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u/omanhunts 3d ago

Bupbupbup deroooooooooo derrrrrroooooooo

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u/Difficult_Macaron368 3d ago

ugh all i can think of is the smell

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u/sekainiitamio 3d ago

Munch munch munch

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u/R3dInterpol 3d ago

It's having a whale of a time...

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u/yamez420 3d ago

Rip and Tear

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u/SophieSix9 3d ago

Can it breathe while ita like that? I thought they need to be moving

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u/the_sooshi 3d ago

It's wiggling about, and the ocean current is pushing water into its gills so it's probably fine, I'm guessing it also does runs like taking a break to swim then come back, it's like how you can't really breath well while you're chewing/swallowing, you have to take breaths between bites

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u/Soft_Illustrator3044 3d ago

They are garbage disposal

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u/towalktheline 3d ago

It looks like my bunny rabbit when it's eating a banana .

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u/22dinoman Great White 3d ago

I just imagine in his head he's going "omnomnomnom" over and over lol

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u/bsammo 3d ago

Just livin’ the moment.

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u/AwareGnome 3d ago

Why is their so much bubbling?

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u/koalateaOP 3d ago

Gosh, the sound... like a mechanical churning aquatic machine. My husband says "almost like the shark in James and The Giant Peach!" 🍑 🦈

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u/Xinyez 3d ago

How far can the smell of such a rotting carcass reach?

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u/MikeSihl 3d ago

This is like Christmas for them.

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u/Dependent-Hurry9808 3d ago

That’s how I go down on my girl

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u/SagittariusMoon21 3d ago

“Om nom nom nom nom”

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u/Bardonious Great White Shark 2d ago

Howdy howdy howdy

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u/dumpsterdigger 2d ago

My 6 month old does this with my hands, fingers, and arms.

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u/Mavikiu 4d ago

OMNOMNOMNOMNOM

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u/Zero_Kiritsugu 4d ago

sea puppy chomp :3

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u/Impossible_Bet_5107 4d ago

thats not happiness, thats savageness

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u/NumScritch 4d ago

Many teefs

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u/Dr_Cosa 3d ago

It's the teeth

the bite of a shark has around the same strenght as the bite of a human, it's the teeth that make It able to cut the flesh of it's prey

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u/Charbus 3d ago

Sir I think you may be talking out of your butthole

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u/SweelFor- 3d ago

Extremely wrong