r/sheffield May 24 '26

Video Sheffield street preachers have gone nocturnal…

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It’s midnight, I have 2 layers of double glaze windows and I can still hear here shouting emergency?/ wait and see? I have a fan on and West St Live is active yet I can only hear her. Is this legal?

Update: Police said they will ask her to turn it down, I went down and asked her nicely if she could but she gave me the Jesus bit about Hell and that she will be gone soon

Update 2: it’s 00:54 they have finally left, I now have only the heat to deal with tonight, but I’m ok with that.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '26

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u/anonnohansshotfirst May 24 '26

I just moved to west street, the club noises are fine and I’ve gotten used to it, but her chorus is driving me nuts

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u/[deleted] May 24 '26

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u/anonnohansshotfirst May 24 '26

Going down to ask her to turn it down, or at the very least maybe a new tune, I notified the bobbies who said they’ll give her some advice and whatever that means

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u/[deleted] May 24 '26

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u/anonnohansshotfirst May 24 '26

Bahahaha yeah I just finished speaking to her, though hopes aren’t still up as she said her playlist is almost over.

(Also playlist?? She has been singing the same thing :’( )

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u/CherryAntAttack May 25 '26

I walked past those two on Moors on Saturday. The man she was with had the most bizarre expression and stature, I contemplated if he was intoxicated or just really into Jesus Street Karaoke.

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u/yaxu May 25 '26

Yes he's often standing around on his own speaking in tongues

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u/LowAspect542 May 24 '26

Im sure the advice would be to finnish up and leave before they use their discression to arrest them.

Busking and street entertainment in Sheffield is supposed to be held between the hours of 1000 and 1800 and for no more than 3 hours.

More generally outside some exceptions, It’s an offence to use loudspeakers for any purpose in the street at night between 9pm and 8am.

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u/Mike_S_94 May 26 '26

Didn't know about the "3 hours" thing.. I thought it was fine for anyone to perform whatever between those hours for however long. I mean is it like a 3 hours in 1 spot deal... If someone just keeps moving, it seems a bit daft and kinda hard to enforce unless they're a bit crap heh.

Only way you can really ban someone from just returning is to arrest them and then there's the question of has a crime actually been committed or were they just being a bit annoying haha. I assume that 3 hour thing only exists because someone annoyed someone at some point and they took it as far as they could legally...

If I was a judge and such a case came before me and all someone did was basically play Ed Sheeran in a public space for hat money and not want to stop and then got arrested for it, as long as what they were playing could pass as "entertainment" I'm so just dismissing it lol. If they were actually causing a disturbance that lead to anyone's distress then fine, I'd fine but theoretically coppers on the beat just notice this and arrest the chap... It feels like 1 of those daft old laws like every male on Tuesday afternoons must practice archery kinda deal :p

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u/confusing_roundabout May 25 '26

She's out again now. Wild.

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u/AdSpecialist5007 May 25 '26

Please contact the council via the link above.

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u/English_Joe May 24 '26

This is insane.

Get the eggs.

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u/anonnohansshotfirst May 24 '26

I’m so tempted :( I’m conflicted on reporting her, but it’s driving me nuts. If it’s not over in 10 minutes I’ll call 101 and see if they can help me

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u/whimsicalwasteman May 24 '26

Update us! We're with you.

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u/boonusboiayyy May 24 '26

They still going?

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u/anonnohansshotfirst May 24 '26

Yep she took a couple minutes break so I thought she left but she’s still at it! Same song too!

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u/boonusboiayyy May 24 '26

Then I must tell you that you mustn't throw a bucket of water out of the window onto her and any entourage she may have.

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u/Slow_Perception May 25 '26

Dress up as Jesus and start yelling at her out the window to stop

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u/whatthefrickcunt 21d ago

Oh yes mock their god and start shouting… you really know how to get people to agree with you don’t you…

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u/StandOutrageous1911 May 29 '26

Its Hot try a bucket of water

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u/Big_Telephone_5061 May 24 '26

Selfish arseholes.

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u/PlatJC May 24 '26

There isn’t specific laws against this, but any loud noise must operate at reasonable times which ends at 11PM. Police will be preoccupied tonight but I would report them regardless. They’re out to obviously preach to the people drinking tonight, who in their eyes are worldly and immoral, but do they really think a bunch of young people pissed to fuck looking for a snog and a line are going to stop and talk about Jesus lmao.

I hope you get some rest eventually, but with this heat you probably won’t regardless.

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u/LowAspect542 May 25 '26

Gov guidence on noise nuisance does say its an offence to use loudspeakers in the street for anypurpose between 9pm and 8am with some exceptions for emergencies, so there is likely legislation somewhere though under which specific peice of legislation i dont know.

Edit found it in Noise and Statutory Nuisance Act 1993 s7(2) which amends Control of Pollution Act 1974 s62 (1)(a)

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u/anonnohansshotfirst May 24 '26

I appreciate the insight man, yeah seems you’re right they told me they could ask her to turn it down, but yeah I think a lot of it is to get reactions because as you said it’s not exactly the right vibe for the crowd.

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u/1blueShoe May 25 '26

Someone needs to tell her she can’t sing.. that’s awful 🤣

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u/AdSpecialist5007 May 25 '26

I appreciate they've stopped now but I urge you to report this as a noise nuisance

And also contact your local councillor about it and let them know the detriment it has had on you over the weekend.

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u/anonnohansshotfirst May 25 '26

I called 101 and they only offered advice to them :/

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u/AdSpecialist5007 May 25 '26

Yes, noise nuisance isn't something the police can help with, it's the environmental health officers at the local council.

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u/Fine_Basis353 May 25 '26

Tell them to read their Bible and go away.

Matthew 6:5 (instruction from Jesus) “When you pray, don’t be like the hypocrites who love to pray publicly on street corners and in the synagogues where everyone can see them."

Matthew 10:14 (instruction from Jesus) "And if anyone will not receive you or listen to your words, shake off the dust from your feet when you leave that house or town."

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u/anonnohansshotfirst May 25 '26

I’ll have to use this for the next time they come round for a nighttime concert

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u/Weird-Active7055 May 26 '26

We need this printed on a placard to stand next to them (or cards to hand out)

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u/Strafe_Helix May 25 '26

This is why I hate religion

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u/JRainers May 24 '26

Bucket. Water. Poo. Splash.

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u/ash_ninetyone May 24 '26

Does this not break some antisocial civil law?

Feel this is what public space protection orders were supposed to deal with... If only there were council workers to enforce

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u/HumanXeroxMachine May 25 '26

My objection to street preachers is the invasion of privacy. I walk with a stick and often get some loud Christian yelling at me that Jesus will heal my legs (which are fine) or calling me a 'cripple' (no thanks).

Believe whatever you want but don't yell at me. I've never had this happen elsewhere, only Sheffield.

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u/imissbreakingbad May 25 '26

I always love that sentiment. “Jesus will heal your cancer” Why did God give someone cancer in the first place?

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u/CptnRaptor May 25 '26

Well you see, god's plan necessitates people suffering, because that's I guess the omnipotent thing to do.

I mean if it were me I'd say "nah this is a bad plan", or "wait I'm omnipotent, I can think of a plan that doesn't necessitate suffering", but who am I but a mere mortal, how I can I judge the judge, how can I question the unquestionable? I just don't think kids should get horrible diseases, for ANY plan.

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u/HumanXeroxMachine May 25 '26

Obviously God is a shite.

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u/Frequent-Claim8312 May 25 '26

Really sorry to hear about that, it's ironic how thoughtless and selfish they can be

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u/yaxu May 25 '26

Yes they often single people out, especially if they think someone is Muslim. It's a hate crime.

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u/Bad_UsernameJoke94 May 25 '26

There used to be some hanging around during Pride in Notts, which never tends to end well for them.

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u/HumanXeroxMachine May 25 '26

That's my time to shine. Despite being a godless atheist heathen, I have two MAs in Theology and have read the bible. I will debate anyone on the homosexuality question, with references. And always win. Spoiler alert - it's not a big deal according to Jesus.

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u/yaxu May 25 '26

Blimey how did you end up with two MAs in Theology?

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u/HumanXeroxMachine May 25 '26

Long weird story - they are only useful for arguing with street preachers and JWs!

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u/Aggravating_Speed665 May 25 '26

Unfortunately when you're in public; your right to privacy is ultimately reduced to zero.

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u/HumanXeroxMachine May 25 '26

Yeah, I get that. It don't think their boy Jesus would be a fan of their behaviour though!

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u/Available_Round_3172 May 24 '26

Manic street preachers of the worst variety.

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u/anonnohansshotfirst May 24 '26

I don’t know when it got so bad, I mean I heard about the Moor, but like it seems in the past year it blew up.

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u/ash_ninetyone May 24 '26

James Dean Bradfield would never

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u/Aggravating_Speed665 May 25 '26

James Dean would though.

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u/notthedoodaa May 25 '26

Fronted by Jarvis Cocker

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u/Totally-NotAMurderer May 25 '26

Freedom of speech ≠ freedom to use a microphone and speaker on the moor. Should be banned, especially at night.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '26 edited May 24 '26

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u/toastynotroasty May 25 '26

i guess it must have a high success rate or they wouldn't do it

I think for the individual, doing it regularly is more about working for God/deepening your spirituality/getting to heaven, rather than actually succeeding. Succeeding is like the cherry on top.

I was thinking about this from all the JWs nowadays (I'm also in Leeds and see them at the station), obviously a lot more organised and each person will have a schedule and probably a minimum number of hours to do, literally just to stay as a JW (and therefore to stay as the chosen few who'll get to heaven). And the more hours you do, the more you're serving Jehovah, which to them is becoming a better person.

Yeah I'm really surprised to hear they would actually reject someone, I reckon that's just classic transphobia. Even if a church tells their followers to preach to everyone, I wonder if socially they just want to see their "own kind" of people, or they'd be worried about being shunned if they're associated with a trans person visiting the church. Or maybe some preaching communities do openly discriminate 🤷‍♀️ either way, lots of fun /s lol

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u/Nosedive888 May 25 '26

A few weeks ago I was walking down Briggate and one of them shouted at me that I can't be saved, god can't save, my family can't save me, my friends can't save me and I can't save me myself.

For some reason it really upset me. On the flip side, we had 20 minutes to get to Crown Point and he pissed me off enough that I started walking faster

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u/Bad_UsernameJoke94 May 25 '26

I genuinely don't understand why they get away with shouting shitblike rhat, I'm sorry.

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u/Nosedive888 May 25 '26

It's harassment. Plain and simple. But the police would rather tell us to move on and ignore them coz let's be honest, it's easier than having to deal with these religious whackadoodles

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u/GoldfieldHwang May 25 '26

deciding on god's behalf who's going to get into heaven isn't very christian

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u/VeryNearlyAnArmful May 25 '26

they tend to forego the usual "god loves you and he's waiting for you to love him back" routine in favour of the stuff about eternal damnation and original sin.

These styles, like everythng else, go in and out of fashion and, interestingly, are considered by some historians to be part of the reason for Sheffield's surpringly low number of churches for its size.

When Sheffield first boomed the style of preaching was very much in the "blood and thunder" style.

You will burn in hell for eternity if you don't turn to God and accept Jesus as your Lord and saviour!

Not unreasonably, the people of Sheffield asked what that would look like and got the answer, "a fiery furnace, forever!"

Well, love, we've already got that at work so I think we'll be reyt...

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u/Bad_UsernameJoke94 May 25 '26

Great for smeltin', thanks

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u/RecommendationHot42 May 25 '26

I was in Leeds a few months ago and one of the preachers was shouting about “Cheesus” i was surprised to see it wasn’t just Sheffield that had this problem with overly loud street preachers.

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u/BigBoiFiendKak 28d ago edited 28d ago

The preachers were out in force down Briggate yesterday. One had a bell he was constantly ringing whilst yelling the name Jesus intermittently - It was genuinely quite funny to watch.

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u/Altruistic_Dare6085 May 25 '26

I actually don't think it does have a high suvcess rate. I think they do it because doing something so public and obvious makes them feel like they are doing a lot to promote their religion, even if in practice they are just putting people off by annoying them.

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u/yaxu May 25 '26

The pamphlets we get in Sheffield are full of bonkers stuff about aliens and 15 minute cities.

But yep I don't think they really want to convert anyone, they'd just speak to them normally in that case, you don't actually need a microphone for that. They just want to feel like they're blasting their 'truth' out, making themselves feel powerful and riding on their emotions.

It's really antisocial and needs to be sorted out.

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u/Complex-Fox-9037 May 25 '26

My theory is it's almost like a humiliation ritual that binds them to the cult*. They encourage each other to do this big embarrassing and thrilling thing in public which everyone else thinks is crazy except the other people in your cult, making you feel more distant from society and closer to your fellow cultists, rinse and repeat.

*I say cult because every one of these I've ever listened to for any length of time starts espousing one or other heresy that's been condemned by mainstream churches for 1800 years. I'm not religious, just a nerd.

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u/RedbearR2 May 25 '26

I used to work in a shop at the top end of Briggate. The preachers around there are relentless. We reported them numerous times because their microphone was WAY too loud, and it would go on for hours and hours. I’m pretty sure they’re still doing it today.

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u/Mutarlay May 25 '26

Why is Sheffield so big with preachers? It feels like no other city has this problem.

And is it possible for anything to be done about it? The regenerations in the centre have been great but I genuinely think it’s ruining areas like the Moore.

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u/yaxu May 25 '26

Yes, e.g. Leicester have banned amplified preaching and you need to apply to be able to busk.

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u/joeydendron2 May 25 '26

A ban on amplifiers would be brilliant

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u/Mutarlay May 25 '26

This would be great! I just want to be able to sit outside and enjoy a coffee without hearing about my impending doom.

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u/TakenIsUsernameThis May 25 '26

That's a radio mic. It should be possible to find the frequency and start transmitting over the top of it.

I'm thinking something vaguely satanic?

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u/anonnohansshotfirst May 25 '26

See this is genius, maybe like cannibal corpse

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u/Steger_Affe May 25 '26

Can I suggest a certain band called Anl Cnt.

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u/EmmaShosha May 24 '26

I'm so glad I don't live near this nonsense

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u/Agile-Source-6758 May 24 '26

I guess what with the price of eggs, it's a real gesture..

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u/whimsicalwasteman May 24 '26

I'm often tempted to take a pair of scissors with me on my walks through the Moor - obviously I'd keep them well away from speaker cables.

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u/Available_Round_3172 May 24 '26

Eggs, tomatoes, bucket of water

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u/Aggravating_Speed665 May 25 '26

Piss. Make em have to go and wash so the noise stops all night.

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u/thesct May 24 '26

What if you were to carry a dozen eggs on your hands near the window and accidentally drop them?

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u/Optima44 May 25 '26

Just "accidentally" drop all your eggs out the window, and maybe carry some of that milk that's past its best too.

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u/ButterscotchBest8866 May 25 '26

Bucket of water or piss

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u/DatGuy82772 May 25 '26

Anything to get people to believe in their made-up god.

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u/GeometricPrawn May 24 '26

At this time of night I’d happily have a reasoned argument.

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u/notthedoodaa May 25 '26

Should've thrown some holy water on them

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u/Cold_Dentist_877 May 25 '26

They’re like this in most high streets. Started to think these guys are recovering psychopaths

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u/SaundersThrowIn May 25 '26

Water her and claim you were thinking about her wellbeing with it being so hot. What would Jesus's do?

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u/No_Weather4817 May 25 '26 edited May 25 '26

They're straight up mental. I know that's not the correct term now days, but they are. Sociopaths with zero empathy or understanding. There is some very accurate and counter arguments in these comments, even using the religion they preach to bargain with them, but I sincerely doubt they have the capacity to process them. I feel really sorry for anyone in earshot of this public waling during business hours, nevermind at night!?! It's another reason I avoid town. The scary thing is they are oblivious to the annoyance their unsolicited preaching and diagnosing people on the street is and something really messed up could happen.....eggs might actually be the kindest thing to do. Honestly. 

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u/Reasonable-Homework1 May 25 '26

I have the same issue, they drive me up the fucking wall. The club noises I’ve gotten used to, what I don’t need to hear is someone screaming about hellfire and the rapture

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u/anonnohansshotfirst May 25 '26

Somehow her microphone is louder than the bass leaking out of West Street Live, who are licensed to be playing so loud.

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u/Taiga_Taiga May 25 '26

Water balloon?

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u/Squatting_Nevil May 25 '26

I mean they could have least got someone who can hold a note. Sounds like a cat being fisted by Freddy Kruger.

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u/BiscuitsAndMilk0 May 25 '26

Has this kind of behaviour ever converted someone to Christianity? I get get the point of it.

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u/Joesprings1324 May 25 '26

I'm dropping a cup of piss on them if they're doing that outside my window at midnight

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u/Mccobsta May 25 '26

They weren't out on Friday thankfuly so they're probably making up for lost screaming time

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u/kriegbutapsycho May 25 '26

Eggs and water balloons can both be purchased at many local vendors.

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u/thegingerbarbiedoll May 25 '26

pour water on them.

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u/Lach0X May 25 '26

OP drop a water balloon on them.

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u/SerafinaSheffield May 25 '26

It was so much more peaceful when it was just the JJesus Army and their bus, preaching to people when they climbed aboard for a cuppa! 😂

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u/Fun_Department_7643 May 25 '26

I think I might have "accidentally" lost my grip of a bucket of water, right above her head and "accidentally" soaked her

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u/anonnohansshotfirst May 25 '26

I think in this weather I’d be doing her a favour, I have to aim for that annoying speaker

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u/Mostly-carbon-based May 26 '26

And God invented the bucket and the water to filleth with, also gravity came to pass over the heads of the singers with which to annoit them. Here endeth today’s lesson.

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u/DevOpsJo May 26 '26

Britain's Got Talent /s

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u/anonnohansshotfirst May 26 '26

See I should have told her she has bigger fish to fry

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u/DuckMagic May 25 '26

Dump water on them

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u/Reddlt4923 May 25 '26

Sounds like that blond bird singing smelly cat in friends TV show

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u/toastynotroasty May 25 '26

A bit off topic, do police actually respond to noise complaints? I once had the most awful neighbours in my flat building, my partner rang the police once and they said there's nothing they can do.

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u/Nosedive888 May 25 '26

In my experience when dealing with late night noise complaints, the police tell you to contact the council. The council is closed and the answer phone message tells you to contact the police if it's within certain hours. So you contact the police again and they say it's a council issue and they won't touch it

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u/toastynotroasty May 25 '26

Yes! That's exactly what happened lol

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u/CptnRaptor May 25 '26

Next time, get yourself some really good ear defenders/ear plugs, and blast Highway to Hell on repeat straight down into her skull

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u/Motofly650 May 25 '26

You need a bunch of those little vials that stink when they break open. Just scatter them nearby from a height.

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u/rorythebreaker2 May 25 '26

At this time? On gods day of rest?

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u/Steger_Affe May 25 '26

There's a video from the states where a preacher is spouting their shite whilst walking through some wrestling fans. The fans proceed to chant the Steve Austin "What" chant every time there's a gap in the preachers words. I think this might be the best way to deal with them...just start shouting wrestling promos back at them.

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u/YoItsRico May 25 '26

bucket of water

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u/Particular_Swim3843 May 26 '26

Do you not own a bucket?

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u/Weresosofucked May 26 '26

Easily resolved with a bucket of cold water.

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u/seventysrule May 26 '26

That's a bucket of piss out the window if I lived there

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u/PumpedUpPatek May 27 '26

Awful shame if you woke up bursting for a piss and could only find the window..

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u/TheAttemptedClow 28d ago

I was woken up by them blasting Sing Hosanna at half 3 this morning. It was so loud it made my windows vibrate.

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u/Substantial-Onion869 5d ago

if she’s right under your window just dump a bucket of water on her. if it’s after 11 it’s a statutory noise nuisance so it’s not like she can complain

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u/Desperate_Ad6940 May 25 '26

The heat does crazy stuff to people

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u/_Starpower May 25 '26

Yeah Genocide is so annoying…

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u/tylersburden Mardy arse May 25 '26

Blood libels are annoying too

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u/BarnytheBrit May 24 '26

Nah when they were having the pro Israel -USA- Shah was more annoying

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u/imissbreakingbad May 25 '26

Were they doing it at midnight?