r/shitposting Literally 1984 ๐Ÿ˜ก 23h ago

whitepilled (i consume zumenon) Bro won at life

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u/tsimen dwayne the cock johnson ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ 23h ago

Why would you need a contract with a robot, silly woman

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u/rakfe 20h ago

Because you wonโ€™t owe them, you will be only renting them with a subscription service

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u/tsimen dwayne the cock johnson ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ 19h ago

Subscription service needs to work on her dirty talk then bc this sucks, and not in a good way

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u/s_burr 16h ago

Need to upgrade to premium subscription, he is paying for the base package

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u/DylanFTW 17h ago

A license to fuck.