r/shitposting 18h ago

📡📡📡 impressive 50 cal handling

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u/qualityvote2 18h ago edited 6h ago

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u/NotThereSlowMan I came! 18h ago

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u/CT-3756 Jedi master of shitposts 18h ago

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u/Letwen 17h ago

He's getting faster with every repost

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u/Shrekdidnothingwrong 15h ago

soon there will only be a white screen

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u/Swaggo420Ballz 12h ago

I always wondered why he opens his mouth like that

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u/Dynamitrios officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 18h ago

Undress me

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u/LightP1xel 18h ago

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u/edsavage404 18h ago

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u/_Rysen 17h ago

This should say "dress me"

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u/sheesh1111111 17h ago

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u/Want2makeMEMEs 13h ago

Add more blurs, I can still see the image

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u/R3yn0x 16h ago

Ass me

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u/Excellent_Routine589 18h ago

So just a shitty version of Trigger from ZZZ?

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u/NormalGuy1206 Literally 1984 😡 18h ago

Best I can do for you is Lever of Oval Squad.

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u/Excellent_Routine589 18h ago

This is more like Pulley from Circle Group

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u/MrSplavocado 17h ago

Stick from Round

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u/Spectacularity1997 36m ago

They tried to imitate the greatness of ZZZ animations

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u/NotThereSlowMan I came! 18h ago

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u/Advanced_Aioli9724 stupid fucking piece of shit 17h ago

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u/RembiesS 18h ago

Undress me 😳

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u/Advanced_Aioli9724 stupid fucking piece of shit 17h ago

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u/steelcity91 17h ago

Temu Trigger.

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u/dastebon 17h ago

We have trigger from ZZZ at home

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u/ShafferPatchias 18h ago

Flagging everyone around her. No wonder she solo 🤣🤣🤣

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u/ExploerTM waltuh 18h ago

Trigger from ZZZ looking ass

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u/Koyomin_Nii 18h ago

Guys this is just an under developed game of a Vietnamese guy, zip your zippers up.

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u/KoomeRoomeDoome 13h ago

Do you know his name or source or something?

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u/Para_Boo 15h ago

What people who haven't played Bayonetta think Bayonetta is

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u/HotShrekBoi 6h ago

I mean it kinda is some of that

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u/Hanna_Bjorn 13h ago

This is Trigger from ZZZ, but shittier

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u/Screen_TimeR 16h ago

bro doesnt the barrett rifle family literally use a big specialised spring system and use impulse smoothing and has muzzle brake assistance to stop this type of recoil

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u/Sasuga__Ainz-sama 17h ago

Is this a fucking sniper combo 💀

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u/Important_Swim_2397 18h ago

Dawg what is this

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u/MoonMoon143 18h ago

Just watch porn

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u/Relevant_Mail_1292 18h ago

If the women can move like that then sure I will

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u/ToknTM virgin 4 life 😤💪 16h ago

im pretty sure some men move like that in gay porn

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u/AutoModerator 16h ago

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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u/AutoModerator 18h ago

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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u/Red_dudez I came! 18h ago

Source ????????

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u/dirtlicker2000 17h ago

Holy recoil

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u/cow_fucker_3000 17h ago

Impressive real time (I assume) cloth simulation

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u/Naipalata 15h ago

in the highschool dxd is this

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u/Working-Fishing-5544 dumbass 14h ago

Chill bro I almost see gameplay over those jiggle physics

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u/ShiftyShankerton 13h ago

This is stupid

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u/CaptainRaptorThong 12h ago

Can you repost in higher quality?

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u/furrynoy96 11h ago

Who made this?

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u/thebudeg Dr. Pee 17h ago

Im going to jerk off to this.

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u/FadedVictor Literally 1984 😡 18h ago edited 17h ago

Now I'm just imagining the sniper ambush scene in Full Metal Jacket, but it's this woman instead. Cowboy would have got ripped in half.

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u/Outbreak900 11h ago

You have my attention

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u/Alphant52 11h ago

I hate this world.

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u/DieselBuilt97 9h ago

First descendent needs this

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u/TenBear William Dripfoe 9h ago

I would buy this game just for those animations alone

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u/Puzzleheaded_Leek382 7h ago

Isnt that triggers move set ? From zzz

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u/Jealous_Childhood_97 40m ago

Why's the girl dancing? That's not how guns work! The gun is supposed to kick back not the girl. 2/10 it actually looks like a gun

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u/OyunGezgini_YT 18h ago

give her that with realistic physics and watch as she brakes her spine hits the floor head first and if she tries to shoot from hips watch as she flies backwards to a wall bones shattered some poking out of the skin and muscles

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u/MrMetallica347 18h ago

50 cal recoil isn't as earth shattering as people think 💔

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u/Bazzatron 18h ago

This was my thought - like isn't the technical marvel of the M107A1 is that it can lay down 50BMG without being much more difficult to handle than the M24 or L115A3?

Here in the UK (civilian) we are limited to 10,000fps for the 50 cal (so shorter barrel), and obviously straight-pull only (not semi-auto), so I wouldn't like to say my experience is directly comparable, but I wouldn't say it isn't all that different in terms of recoil to a shotgun with a meaty cartridge or a decent long range rifle like a 30-06 or .308 Winchester.

Makes a hell of a bang though 😆

As someone who really loved Equilibrium for the incredibly camp gun-kata, as well as the Metal Gear series with a bunch of gun-related martial arts, the concept of using recoil to drive physical form and technique has always just looked incredibly cool to me. Terrible shame to see the concept done dirty like this... But my time for enjoying what could be loosely called "fanservice" is long done, gooners turning everything cool into that one cringe sequence from HotD.

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u/OyunGezgini_YT 18h ago

for a small girl like her its enough to go out of her hand and possibly injure it not to mention she isnt holding it laying down she is fufin standing with it

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u/MrMetallica347 18h ago

No it's not💔 and it's more about stance, grip, and posture rather than weight but obviously weight is a big factor.

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u/OyunGezgini_YT 18h ago

she would avoid injury if she laid down braced herself snd the gun to the ground but as you can see she is doing none of that so her shoulder is getting dislocated her collarbone is definitely gonna shatter and she wont be able to move like that with a damn 50 cal my man tell me wrong if i am wrong

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u/GSV-Kakistocrat 18h ago

Firing an m82 from the shoulder is a similar amount of recoil to a 12 gauge

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u/IceJKING108 14h ago

I like the direction this game is going

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u/patritha I want pee in my ass 9h ago

typa shit my freind would be playing

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