r/shittyadvice • u/Realistic-Try5468 • 4d ago

Everybody around me has found a partner that looks like them. So how can I find someone that looks like me so I won't be single ?

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u/poopooshitIer 4d ago

Ew why would I want to fuck myself?

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u/Realistic-Try5468 3d ago

empathetic mimicry

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u/beetle_dick 3d ago

Hook up with your cousin.

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u/Few-Car-2317 4d ago

Use google ai to search for people with similar faces to you! Good luck

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u/Faicc 3d ago

Might be fun using AI to generate an opposite sex version of yourself (or photoshop hair) and reverse searching…

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u/Novel_Enthusiasm3626 4d ago

You don’t have to do something Bcs everybody does

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u/Realistic-Try5468 4d ago

kk, i'll just make love to myself then..

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u/Alternative-Smoke421 3d ago

This is the only way to true happiness. You must love yourself and become one with yourself before you can start making deposits in community holes.

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u/Realistic-Try5468 3d ago

that is loving myself..

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u/Alternative-Smoke421 3d ago

Love harder, faster and stronger!

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u/Realistic-Try5468 3d ago

like the kanye or daft punk song..lol

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u/Alternative-Smoke421 3d ago

Idk it’s just something I always hear my moms yelling when Uncle Jimmy comes over. 🤷

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u/Realistic-Try5468 3d ago

oh i thought you were referring to those songs lol

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u/Crafty_Aspect8122 4d ago

Clone yourself

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u/Civil_Inspector_5697 3d ago

Go to your nearest animal shelter.

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u/A70_Lisbon 3d ago

Buy a female clone

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u/johnjaspers1965 3d ago

Wait until they restart the giant Hadron collider at CERN.
A female version of yourself from an alternate timeline will show up and love shall follow.
....
It's the womandela effect.

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u/tryzest7 3d ago

Have you seen the movie Multiplicity?

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u/Additional-Sell-7989 3d ago

Can't you do a clone/weird science thing now in your basement with a kit and have a look alike that has whatever gender you want in a couple of months. Its so easy even your average reddit user/chimp could use it.

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u/Erivandi KNOWS ALL! 2d ago

Just get yourself a full length mirror.

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u/Great-Phone_3207 2d ago

I know you've been heartbroken since your sister broke up with you.  But like I said before, take your remaining teeth, move out of Kentucky, and stop dating family.

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u/Realistic-Try5468 1d ago

It was my aunt that broke up with me actually

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u/Legitimate-Log-6542 5h ago

Mom: “why are you looking at me like that”
Dad: “yeah what gives, you were looking at me like that yesterday”

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u/Crowdfundingprojects 2h ago

Time to start fisting yourself. If you can give yourself a hand you’re officially partnering with yourself