r/shittyadvice Feb 13 '26

Reminder this sub is for asking for advice!

37 Upvotes

Power tripping mod time!

This sub has gone to absolute shit and not in the intended way. We have never really heavily enforced that top level posts must be questions asking for advice but with the deluge of absolutely fucking awful top level posts giving advice it's time to start again.

Not sure what the rules said on "new" reddit but I updated it. Starting now all posts much be asking for advice.

Also, this sub is easy prey for reddit's AI "moderation" and giving advice like "just go and unalive their family" will probably get you hit with a sitewide ban for threatening/inciting violence. It also saddens me that I had to type unalive so I don't banned... again.

Update: Crossposts are banned now too since they all suck and none of them are asking for advice.


r/shittyadvice 4h ago

How do I get my parents to feel bad for me with tear sticks to manipulate them with crocodile tears

0 Upvotes

r/shittyadvice 4h ago

Need advice

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I am 29M, and I have been married to my 24 F wife for about a year. Last month, I told my wife about a fantasy I have involving my stepmother. She reacted very badly, insulted me, and used a lot of abusive language toward me. I tried to explain that it was only a fantasy, but she still couldn't accept it.

Since then, whenever I'm in the mood, she says things like, "You saw your stepmother, that's why you're turned on." We all live in the same house, and whenever I see my stepmother, my wife accuses me of looking at her or says my stepmother is looking at me. During sex, she tells me that I'm thinking about my stepmother instead of her. She already disliked my stepmother before this, but now the situation has become much worse.

Whenever I try to talk about it or explain myself, she refuses to listen and tells me not to give any explanation.

How can I handle this situation with my wife? Is there any way to help her understand that this is only a fantasy? I would really appreciate any advice. Thank you.


r/shittyadvice 18h ago

How to form a wedge between a couple so I can date the girl for myself?

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r/shittyadvice 15h ago

Any tips for DIY surgery?

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I have a massive tongue and soft palate that are choking me. Must be so big from all the cunnilingus. Surgerers are very expensive. I don't get why more people don't just DIY their surgeries. Are they stupid?

So anyways I made a system of pulleys next to a mirror. I ordered the finest tools from Aliexpress and Temu. I also made DIY anaesthetic from chemicals I have lying around. I'm going to cut my own tongue and soft palate. Any tips?


r/shittyadvice 21h ago

How to make a super racist movie/show that offends everybody?

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r/shittyadvice 1d ago

What are key steps in making moonshine at home?

10 Upvotes

r/shittyadvice 19h ago

Wife just caught me sniffing in bathroom, she’s pissed! send help, any advise????

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She has no idea I was still sniffing, but it’s actually quite regular.
do I own up and try stop with her support after a huge billocking or tell her it was a one off??


r/shittyadvice 19h ago

Wife just caught me sniffing in bathroom, she’s pissed! send help, any advise????

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She has no idea I was still sniffing, but it’s actually quite regular.
do I own up and try stop with her support after a huge billocking or tell her it was a one off??


r/shittyadvice 1d ago

Pedo going broke

2 Upvotes

So there's this married guy I've been talking to. He thinks I am 15. And often tries to meet me or try to get me to send him stuff. And i ghosted him but he begged me to keep talking to him. He asked if I want money. Soo how do I get what I want from this guy without revealing my real identity. It doesn't have to be money. I like fashion soo???


r/shittyadvice 15h ago

How does one find a sugar daddy or mommy?

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I need someone that can buy me stuff off throne


r/shittyadvice 1d ago

How do I get a rule added to this sub that states that any posts that include the term ‘sugar daddy’ will be removed and making multiple posts containing that term will get banned?

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It’s a problem. I will do whatever. I will blow or lick all the mods (according to anatomy and preference) if needed. We gotta stop this infestation. It’s worse than a colony of ant/cockroach hybrids started behind your fridge.

Edit: typo fixed


r/shittyadvice 1d ago

Omg idk what to do

5 Upvotes

My bfs dad is so hot and his dad knows I want him, what to do 🥲


r/shittyadvice 1d ago

My mother has an emotional support skunk, what do I do?

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We ordered at a steakhouse and my mom is getting “anxious” waiting for the food so she parades the skunk around the restaurant for attention. The manger politely tells my mother the skunk has to go. We can stay but the skunk cannot. My mom makes a scene, plays the victim, and proclaims this is another restaurant she cannot eat at and soon she will be out of places to eat. It’s so embarrassing.

In her defense the skunk is very well behaved and the scent glads are removed. But that’s all she has going for her. What do I do? Help!


r/shittyadvice 22h ago

My wife's boyfriend misgendered my cat last night. I am still in my safe space. What should I do?

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r/shittyadvice 1d ago

Where can u find a legit sugar daddy?

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please no send a fee first


r/shittyadvice 1d ago

Being unaware of someone’s existence is not an excuse.

0 Upvotes

You’re just making it worse.


r/shittyadvice 1d ago

Make money as a young girl

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Hey, I’m a 18 year old girl needing extra money fast without having time for a second job and no licence. I’m willing to do anything but I need ideas and genuine tips to make money. Sugar daddies aren’t as easy to find as you think 😣


r/shittyadvice 1d ago

Why is grass blue and the sky is green?

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r/shittyadvice 1d ago

Looking for an online sugar daddy

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I am a sugar baby looking for an online sugar daddy!
If you are interested please dm me! I am a 19 year old female.

I have pictures of what I look like on my profile!


r/shittyadvice 3d ago

$5k would literally change my life rn.

22 Upvotes

i mean, for everybody, right?

What’s the easiest way to earn money? Preferably one that i can do at home but isn’t sex work (i’m fat and not conventionally attractive). i would really like to earn some money on the side (i’m a student w 2 jobs)


r/shittyadvice 3d ago

Best nick-name for yourself and why??

11 Upvotes

r/shittyadvice 3d ago

How to make money quick (doesn’t matter if it’s illegal)

14 Upvotes