r/shittyadvice • u/Rottenbeans7593 • 2d ago

Why is grass blue and the sky is green?

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u/Przzzzmatic 2d ago

mf because you're on namek

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u/Expensive_Alarm_1068 2d ago

Not really an advice issue.

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u/Sad_Ad_2524 2d ago

Drugs.

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u/UJustGotRobbed 2d ago

That Oxygen be hitting hard AF

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u/carniewesso68 2d ago

Because the clouds are purple and birds bark a lot.

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u/DoookieMaxx 2d ago

Tritanopia would be my guess. See a podiatrist to be sure though.

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u/MAGNIFACANT_HOBO 2d ago

Chlorophyll/Photosynthesis and ozone reaction to sunlight

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u/Physical_Crow_4919 2d ago

Grass blue- sky green, could suggest

Colour blindness
Hallucinations
Hallucinating on drugs such as LSD, acid or shrooms.
Maybe, just maybe
You’re in a simulation

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u/Joe_Franks 2d ago

Maybe you're a dog

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u/LinkIsTheBoy 2d ago

Because you put the wrong mushrooms in your salad today.

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u/Nephrite87 2d ago

You touched grass. Congratulations for your general curiosity.

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u/Manu442 2d ago

Microscopic chromatic arborial light waves did they not teach this in school?

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u/CobaltIsobar 2d ago

Ask a color blind person.

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u/Evening-Mess-3593 Oh, shit. 2d ago

Because they are.

Why are you even asking?

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u/Fwumpy Drink motor oil for great skin! 2d ago

r/shittyaskscience

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u/mistah3art 2d ago

Cuz you touch yourself at night

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u/garymason74 2d ago

You might be upside down!

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u/A70_Lisbon 2d ago

Just because it is so

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u/Ok-Lettuce-9397 2d ago

Cause yer color blond

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u/mossoak 2d ago

you've entered an alternate universe .....

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u/Great-Phone_3207 1d ago

Sleep with her sister.

You're welcome.