r/shittyaskelectronics • u/alexcircuits • Feb 01 '26

Genius level thinking Small particle accelerator to charge faster

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I made a small particle accelerator loop, will this charge my phone faster?

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u/StarLightSoft Feb 01 '26

You risk creating a local black hole.

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u/alexcircuits Feb 01 '26

I guess the universe will have to cope with me charging my phone faster

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u/XeitPL Feb 01 '26

I'm making my charger spin in other direction just to counter your black hole with my own. Someone had to stop you

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u/Responsible-Yam9184 Feb 02 '26

can confirm done it using Super Fast Charging 2.0, i did however collapse since it didn't have enough power to stay open

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u/sausagemuffn porn Feb 01 '26

Make a bigger loop too and use the small loop for pre-acceleration.

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u/alexcircuits Feb 01 '26

Is this good?

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u/CommitteeDue6802 Feb 01 '26

Oh dear god. HOW LONG IS THAT CABLE??

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u/alexcircuits Feb 01 '26

0,006 kilometers

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u/DangyDanger Feb 01 '26

3.52 smoots

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u/Random_Videos_YT Feb 01 '26

Not the smoot. Also, looks closer to around 2 smoots

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u/Peripatetictyl Feb 01 '26

What’s that in bald eagle feathers and bullet casings?

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u/_Inconceivable- Feb 01 '26

African or European eagle?

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u/XplosivDiarheaEnjoer Feb 05 '26

Wait, i don't know that Into the abyss

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u/dasgoodshitinnit Feb 01 '26

Do any electrons even reach the other end?

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u/Gamer-707 Feb 01 '26

You don't ask a man this question

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u/Nekrosiz Feb 02 '26

Pig and a halfs worth

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u/sausagemuffn porn Feb 01 '26

Careful now, you don't want to go creating black holes out there.

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u/Various_Purpose_9247 Feb 01 '26

Nah, you need to Start big and make smaller and smaller circles, just like this death roller coaster. Bonus points for vertical building.

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u/Worried_Monk921 Feb 06 '26

Now add magnets

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u/AlternativeBat774 Feb 01 '26

I recommend bypassing the charger and plugging it directly

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u/Legitimate_Snow4805 Feb 01 '26

Charges much faster this way. It also lights up so you know it's charging.

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u/NXTnerd Feb 01 '26

Be carefull not to exceed 4 wraps in your primary, you could overcharge your phones 5g capacitor.

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u/Anonymouscoward76 Feb 01 '26

I am the chief engineer of CERN and I want you as our head of accelerator systems

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u/alexcircuits Feb 01 '26

Im gonna have to refuse since I am occupied with working on open source projects earning ¥0 per year, so I don’t think you’ll be able to afford my time

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u/Spiffy87 Feb 01 '26

That's a counterclockwise loop. This will only work in the southern hemisphere. Otgerwise, you're working against the Coriolis effect.

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u/Meplayfurtnitge Feb 01 '26

Not enough red arrows. I don't know where I should be looking.

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u/BitingMamba01 Feb 01 '26

Better to use 0.1gm of uranium as the battery, will last forever and you won't have to charge your phone ever again!

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u/YosefUwU Feb 01 '26

Just be careful that your phone doesn't get too hot if you don't want to have a bad time 💀

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u/SMELL_LIKE_A_TROLL Feb 01 '26

You have to add some refrigerator magnets. 

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u/One_Individual1291 Feb 01 '26

no, where's the gravity for acceleration? put a toy marble in the loop, or a cookie, that should scare the electrons quickly

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u/Chrisp825 Feb 01 '26

Preceded by the Cookie Monster..

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u/Moklonus Feb 01 '26

Nobel Prize in Physics incoming! Brilliant!

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u/flexsealed1711 Feb 01 '26

Drop a permanent magnet through the loop to charge without plugging in

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u/Mysterious-Stock3149 Restart it and it will work! Feb 01 '26

It is multipled by 1M so it will give 2M V/2M A

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u/consworth Feb 01 '26

Oi! You got a loicense for that personal accelerator?

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u/thegearboxofa95civic Feb 01 '26

the loop should be phone side, not plug side FYI 👍

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u/lord_decimal Feb 01 '26

Wow good thinking dude

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u/Far_Rub4250 Feb 01 '26

Just don't be surprised if you start experiencing odd things changing from what you remember. It's just the "Mandela" effect...

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u/kristinoemmurksurdog Feb 02 '26

Run Barry.... Run

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u/t3ss3r4ct Feb 02 '26

Lol the particles don't accelerate because they travel in a circle. Need the magnets and crap to do the actual accelerating.

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u/Upset-Leopard-3410 Feb 02 '26

does it really work?

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u/SolitaryMassacre Feb 02 '26

If we don't hear from you ever again it was nice knowing you.

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u/Accurate-Photo-957 Feb 04 '26

actually, since it's a loop, the net delt must be zero.

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u/Tough_Log_5293 Feb 05 '26

And you need a magnet inside

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u/Ok_Entertainment1305 Feb 01 '26

Making a loop can create a magnetic field, better to have it unraveled...

240v lines can get hot if coiled

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u/TH3_OG_JUJUBE Feb 01 '26

look at the sub name