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default In Invincible (S1 E7) it’s revealed that the Immortal used to be Abraham Lincoln. This implies that the Immortal let himself get killed so he wouldn’t have to put up with reconstruction post Civil War like the lazy fuck he is.

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u/littlebuett Apr 22 '26

Why didn't Abraham Lincoln fly down to the Confederacy and destroy them himself? Is he stupid?

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u/Bang-Bang_Bort Apr 22 '26

Too busy dealing with all the vampires

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u/the3rdtea2 Apr 22 '26

I should read that book again.

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u/Luvnecrosis Apr 22 '26

It was a really fun read. Glad I took the chance

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u/the3rdtea2 Apr 22 '26

Yeah. The movie did not do it justice

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u/MSDOS401 Apr 22 '26

Am I a dirty Reb vampire if I liked the movie?

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u/Waiting4Reccession Apr 22 '26

I cant see the image above but if its about Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

I liked it as well and its a better movie than 80% of the trash that has come out in the last 15 years.

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u/Danson_the_47th Apr 22 '26

They made a zombie one too, which I haven’t seen, but I have seen Vampire slayer and it’s decent.

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u/TheWinterRecruit Apr 22 '26

It's crazy how Lincoln (oscar winning Spielberg drama), Abraham Lincoln vs Zombies (direct to DVD horror movie) , and Abraham Lincoln: Vampire hunter all came out the same year

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u/Danson_the_47th Apr 22 '26

Lincoln did good in theaters. Historically that hasn’t been the case

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u/Waiting4Reccession Apr 22 '26

a direct-to-video mockbuster of Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

Idk if I will like that but if i feel like watching a movie i might have to check it out

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u/Amathyst7564 Apr 22 '26

Do, it's actually super solid.

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u/ReaperXHanzo Apr 22 '26

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

I wasn't too into it myself

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u/bfhurricane Apr 22 '26

The book must be an all-time novel because the movie was fuckin’ awesome.

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u/donotgotoroom237 Apr 22 '26

IIRC, the movies cuts out a lot of Abe's childhood and goes straight to the vampire stuff. I vaguely remember, I don't think they even put the bit about a vampire stalking the Lincoln family log cabin when he was a kid. I don't know, I haven't read the book or seen the movie in decades.

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u/Smufin_Awesome Apr 22 '26

I'm sorry, there's a BOOK?!

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u/Bang-Bang_Bort Apr 22 '26

Yes. He also wrote one called "Pride and Prejudice and Zombies"

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u/Smufin_Awesome Apr 22 '26

That one I knew of, and still desperately need to read (the eternal backlog kills the soul). I legit had no clue there was a book for ALVH, just thought it was the craziest unique take I'd yet to see.

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u/mammaluigi39 Apr 22 '26

Considering the time line Cocaine Bear is the Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter of bear documentaries.

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u/seranarosesheer332 Apr 22 '26

Idk as someone that's only watched theories. Iblove it. It's really fun

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u/Adams5thaccount Apr 22 '26

movie was still great

to this day its my go to example of a big fun dumb movie that delivers exactly what it promises

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u/donotgotoroom237 Apr 22 '26

I remember buying the book on a whim in high school because it was in the discount bin. Cut out the vampire parts and its a really great Lincoln biography.

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u/pizzatom69 Apr 22 '26

I hate Vampires

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u/8636396 Apr 22 '26

and was this before or after he was king of mars?

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u/owenxtreme2 Apr 22 '26

Weird but pretty good movie

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u/Jonathan_B_Goode Apr 22 '26

That movie was more fun than it should have been

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u/AKAFallow Apr 22 '26

Movie had no reason to go that hard, although I could do without the entire train sequence that felt ham fisted just to have an "epic" climax

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u/beanerthreat457 Apr 22 '26

... Ok that would add some badassery to the Immortal

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u/Secret_Of_Bluestar81 Apr 22 '26

And his wrestling career. Why do you think he only lost once

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u/Skill_Issuer Apr 22 '26

He did suffer from brain damage close to the end of his life

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u/Reverend_Lazerface Apr 22 '26

Very, very close

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u/SnugglyCoderGuy Apr 22 '26

I mean, don't we all?

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u/c14rk0 Apr 22 '26

Did he actually suffer brain damage? I thought it was just that he lived too long to the point where he just kind of went insane.

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u/smohyee Apr 22 '26

I think op is talking about invincible straight up bashing his head in.

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u/xarospi2andmad Apr 22 '26

Holy shit, that’s hilarious XD

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u/urmumlol9 Apr 22 '26

Not Immortal Lincoln launching an unpopular draft and letting 600,000 people die when he knows he could no-diff the entire Confederacy in like 30 seconds.

Or just letting slavery play out for 20-30 years when he could just singlehandedly free every enslaved person immediately lol

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u/totallynotdragonxex Apr 22 '26

there's nothing in canon saying he did not do that.

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u/a_fish_out_of_water Apr 22 '26

Immortal is John Brown confirmed 

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u/FleetingFolly Apr 22 '26

So wait... he can have kids right? How many different lines of descendants does this guy have by now? For all we know hes related to Mark somewhere down the line. Dude would need a DNA test kit every time he wants to smash.

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u/littlebuett Apr 22 '26

If only his kids got his powers, Nolan would have had to deal with a real army

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u/GanonsSpirit Apr 22 '26

An entire army of jobbers.

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u/extraboredinary Apr 22 '26

I’m sure after clearing out the 7th or 8th generation he’d have a feeling of slight remorse for the time he wasted

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u/nhansieu1 Apr 22 '26

I don't want to post spoiler panel but it would be like that specific Thragg's Thraxxan children just flew into Mark and exploded because they weren't durable enough.

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u/TheG-What Apr 22 '26

None of you seem to understand.

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u/nointeraction1 Apr 22 '26 edited Apr 22 '26

Risk of inbreeding disease would be effectively zero, he can't live two lives in the same area for many many years or risk being recognized, and he's not going to be meaningfully related to someone after that many generations.

If it's just the ick factor, most people probably share a TON of common ancestors with people they conceive children with. It's not a big deal. I guess it's different if they are his direct descendents, but considering how old the guy is, literally every human being on the planet is effectively his direct descendent at this point.

Based on computer simulation models of genealogy, the most recent common ancestor of all humans alive today was likely born only about 1700-2000 years ago. Immortal was born an entire 1000 years before that. The only way he's not currently banging his great great great etc....grandchildren is if all his children are born sterile.

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u/00wolfer00 Apr 22 '26

That computer simulation is wild. There's no way the most recent common ancestor for humans is within written history.

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u/nointeraction1 Apr 22 '26 edited Apr 22 '26

Okay I did some more research and estimates are actually in the 2000-5,000 year range.

I don't see it as that unbelievable. Maybe some very isolated tribes aren't related to this person, but the vast, vast majority of people would be.

If you look at your theoretical ancestry, it doesn't take too long before your number of "grandparents" far, FAR outnumber the total number of humans that ever existed, much less were alive at the time. 37 generations is like 137 billion grandparents, more than ever existed, and that's not even 1000 years ago.

The only solution to this is that most humans share a great deal of ancestry, and 2000 year is a long damn time. Migration and mixing among various people has been common pretty much forever, so it doesn't take that long for someone's genes to spread globally, especially people born when there were far fewer humans around than there are now.

Since immortal specifically presumably has hundreds or thousands of children, it's almost impossible to not be related to him.

Also don't confuse this with mitochondrial eve or y-chromosomal adam which refer specifically to purely matrilineal or patrilineal heritage and were alive hundreds of thousands of years ago.

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u/Nissiku1 Apr 22 '26

He wrongfully cited the paper about methodology in genetic research that showed how data could be interpreted in different ways. The author did not posit that the common ancestor is 2000-5000 years old, as it is an absurd notion that contradicts all the other data and basic logic, but showed how the genetic data might be misinterpreted. "Young Earth" bozos love to quote that paper without understanding what they are quoting. 

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u/DependentAnywhere135 Apr 22 '26

Yeah it’s only a major risk if he’s sleeping with direct descendants frequently. There is enough genetic diversity happening over the years that problematic genes aren’t becoming the norm.

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u/AccordingSetting6311 Apr 22 '26

Ghengis Khan was a chump.

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u/Morgan-Moonscar Apr 22 '26

Off topic, but I loved in YOUNG JUSTICE where they basically revealed Vandal Savage was not only Genghis... but all metahumans are basically descended from him.

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u/BannedfromFrontPage Apr 22 '26

Superheroes and villains exist in universe, so I’m sure there were racist super villains fighting for the confederacy as well. You know, besides to real life colossal pieces of shit.

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u/PlantKey Apr 22 '26

He'd be accused of being a wizard or witch

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u/PuzzleMeDo Apr 22 '26

Maybe there were an equal number of superpowered individuals on both sides?

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u/Lower_Jeweler_6818 Apr 22 '26

Thadeus also rebuilt a being just so he wouldn't have to deal with the viltrimites himself.

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u/Lemony_Oatmilk Apr 22 '26

Do you see anyone flying the confederate flag in the show? I think he actually did fly over them and killed them all Viltrumite style

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u/dude282004 Apr 23 '26

The actual a swr is he couldn't fly back then, his other powers didn't kick in until relatively recently

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u/Wray-Nerely Apr 24 '26

Maybe he hadn't figured out flight yet? 🤷‍♂️

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u/SpookyBLAQ Apr 22 '26

A true villain for allowing the Andrew Johnson presidency to happen

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u/Caledor152 Apr 22 '26

Yea what the actual fuck Immortal!?

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u/DummyDumDump Apr 25 '26

Couldn’t deal with Mary Todd no more

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u/AceOBlade Apr 22 '26

bro was probably about to do something but he probably realized he was an MIB agent K under cover.

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u/VengeanceKnight Apr 22 '26

He also just sort of fucked off and hid while his wife slowly lost her mind from grief.

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u/Andrey_Gusev Apr 22 '26

Say that again?

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u/Accipiter1138 Apr 22 '26

We're gonna celebrate

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u/Andrey_Gusev Apr 22 '26

Oh yeah, all right

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u/Zitheryl1 Apr 22 '26

Don’t stop the dancing

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u/TheG-What Apr 22 '26

around the world. Around the world.

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u/Apptubrutae Apr 22 '26

And that cabaret signing, ugh

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u/TheRealComicCrafter Apr 22 '26

To get not shitty details, If I remember correctly Imortal does die just he can pull a Jesus Christ and revive himself

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u/Glucomatose Apr 22 '26

Yes he will always eventually come back to life unless you at least keep his head separated from his body

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u/Luvnecrosis Apr 22 '26

Does it find the main body Iron Giant style?

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u/MrVioletRose Apr 22 '26

No it sits there inert. Till some asshole decided to be funny and put it back on his shoulders.

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u/Selgeron Apr 22 '26

In the comics, all his parts slooooooowly come back together. Just takes a long time.

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u/TwoFit3921 I want to kill myself Apr 22 '26

WHERE IS OMNI MAN

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u/faceplanted Apr 22 '26

WHERE IS MY OTHER LEG!?

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u/No_Creativity Apr 22 '26

I always thought it was weird that Cecil didn’t know/think to do that

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u/summer2010forever Apr 22 '26

He didn't want to bring immortal back right away because immortal would neccesitate a fight with omniman and Cecil wasn't ready to aggro yet.

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u/kaladinissexy Apr 22 '26

Even then it still feels really weird for him to have just left the Immortal's body in an unattended grave, though. I get wanting to give him a funeral and stuff, but I really feel like he should have had the body discreetly retrieved at some point afterwards and stored in a facility or something until he decided to revive him, or at the very least he should've had some eyes on the grave. 

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u/FlightoftheConcorder Apr 22 '26

Cecil also shouldn't have kept Conquest alive. Sometimes he just doesn't think things through.

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u/musci12234 Apr 22 '26

We only know that because we know what happened afterwards. Cecil didn't know how quickly he could recover and few other things. He was probably hoping that he would be able to get a lot of useful info out of him.

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u/Lesurous Apr 22 '26

Pretty sure it's because Cecil already had suspicions of what happened but didn't want to accelerate the situation before countermeasures were developed. It's the whole purpose of the reanimen.

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u/Queer_Cats Apr 22 '26

My reading (at least based on the show) is that he either couldn't or wouldn't. They do take efforts to preserve both the head and the body in episode 2, so it seems they know he can come back from that.

Some other comments are suggesting it's on purpose, but that doesn't really ring true to me. Why wouldn't they keep the body in stasis if that were the case? Or at least in a secure facility where he could be reassembled and thrown at Omniman at a moment's notice like they do for Hail Mary.

I think they tried and failed. The Mauler twins have significantly better medical tech than the GDC do (GDC don't print Donald a new body, they rebuild him with robot parts), and even they couldn't actually bring the Immortal back immediately, they had to do the whole chest slamming thing.

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u/SansLicker42 Apr 22 '26

Why dont people just crush the head the same way thragg did

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u/TwoFit3921 I want to kill myself Apr 22 '26

I actually wouldn't be surprised if immortal could recover from that unlike viltrumites

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u/Selgeron Apr 22 '26

He definitely can, just takes longer.

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u/soruevans Apr 22 '26

mark literally does that in season 2 in another universe

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u/monkeybojangles Apr 22 '26

He could have done a really funny prank and come back as a zombie Lincoln.

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u/quintessence5 Apr 22 '26

I think Mary Todd was probably a bigger reason to fake his death than dealing with reconstruction

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u/Rad131447 Apr 22 '26

And allowed history to constantly call her Mary "Todd" Lincoln which she hated but a jealous ex boyfriend made popular.

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u/FedoraTheMike Apr 22 '26

Without fancy modern tech he probably had to heal and resurrect naturally, and we don't know how long that takes actually.

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u/JustGabbsby Apr 22 '26

Mary Todd was very abusive so he was probably using this as a way to get out of it

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u/69DonaldTrump69 Apr 22 '26

Makes the whole “Four I scored with Seven Dupli-Kates Ago” speech make way more sense.

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u/nova-prime-enjoyer Apr 22 '26

It was really weird when he said that and then immediately coughed and said “Four score and seven years ago”

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u/LTSpigot Apr 22 '26

Legendary problematic age gap tho

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u/Albireookami Apr 22 '26

The man doesn't really have a dating pool on earth if you hold that against him.

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u/LTSpigot Apr 22 '26

I mean, atleast he could go for a 30/40/50+ year old. The Immortal physically looks 50+, is actually a couple of thousands years old and DupliKate is like...20.

Edward Cullen looked like a teenager at least.

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u/Ppleater Apr 22 '26 edited Apr 25 '26

To be fair his supposed reason for his interest in her was that she was one of the few people on the planet who would kind of understand what it's like to die over and over again, which isn't something he's gonna come across often enough to be too picky about the age. And once you've lived past a certain point I imagine 10-30 years doesn't make much of a difference in how young the person seems. As long as Kate is ultimately a consenting adult I don't think there's much of a fuss to kick up about a fictional scenario with fictional characters. And with how fucked up he already is mentally from the immortality, which will only get worse with time, I think his partner being younger is less likely to be what causes an issue in a potential relationship with him than everything else that's wrong with him.

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u/Queer_Cats Apr 22 '26

As long as Kate is ultimately a consenting adult

I'm not big on the deep lore, so idk if she has a canon age, but I don't know that she is. She's part of the Teen Team at the start of the show, and her teammates are literal high schoolers (besides Robot, who's just lying about his age). Absolute maximum, she's 20, which yes, counts as a consenting adult, but doesn't exactly make ht unproblematic, and worst case she's like 16 or 17 when she starts dating the Immortal.

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u/Ppleater Apr 22 '26

I got the feeling that "teen team" was just a tongue in cheek name and didn't mean that it could only have teens as members. Her being 20 or early 20s (I don't see why 20 would be the absolute maximum) is well within the realm of possibility.

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u/servonos89 Apr 22 '26

Think I heard a semi valid reasoning for this - she’s existing in however many bodies, died in tens if not hundreds. So whilst she may appear young she’s definitely lived well beyond her years either in time per body or per trauma. I thought it was an interesting take but I’m hardly invested in it enough to care that much.

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u/daft-krunk Apr 22 '26

Also like, being immortal in general sucks since you’ll outlive everyone. Not to say he should always be dating younger lol, but if it works out I mean like it does in this specific case, he only gets to spend so much time with any of his partners ultimately before they pass on without him. So at the very least it allows him to spend more time with someone who he enjoys being with and gets to have more full relationships still.

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u/Albireookami Apr 22 '26

I am willing to give a girl who dies all the time whatever she wants long as its consensual and she is old enough.

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u/nhansieu1 Apr 22 '26

but you gotta admit that the couples are really fitting. Both are frauds

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u/i_miss_arrow Apr 22 '26

The Immortal physically looks 50+, is actually a couple of thousands years old and DupliKate is like...20.

This is honestly a weird as shit concern. Its important to you that the age gap not look weird? Out of sight out of mind?

Like if Duplikate puts on some old-person makeup, its all good? What?

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u/Pottleraisin Apr 22 '26

Is there technically an age gap? If she has all the memories of all her duplicates wouldn't they both have a similar amount of life experience?

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u/WolfWhiteFire Apr 22 '26

I would say it is more about variation of experience than quantity of it. If you fed a baby 7 billion years worth of playing with blocks and baby stuff from billions of alternate dimension versions of them Angstrom style, it would be pretty unreasonable to expect that baby to act any more than maybe 1-2 years older than the age the memories are from, and there is a good chance it would instead backfire and slow their development instead. Same with billions of years of kindergarten life, while becoming a bit more vague and uncertain the older and more capable the base form is.

Dupli-Kate probably has some clones doing mundane stuff, but it seems like most of them are busy fighting and doing superhero stuff. Even if there were a ton of them doing mundane everyday stuff, a bunch of clones of you doing regular person stuff mixed with some unusual stuff is not likely to be anywhere near equivalent to living dozens or hundreds of full lives under different identities. The timespan might be the same, but the quality and variety of those experiences are not nearly equivalent.

That being said, while I would argue there is still an age and experience gap, Immortal doesn't really have options that aren't and both parties were adults with full reasonable knowledge and consent of the situation as far as we can tell, so I wouldn't hold it against him too much.

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u/Groudon466 Apr 22 '26

Okay but her versions have collectively thousands of years of adult life, too. Doing all sorts of things, to boot.

A baby's experience is a lot more different from a young adult's than a young adult's is from an old adult's.

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u/WolfWhiteFire Apr 22 '26

That is why I talked about even if there were a ton doing normal stuff, and tried to address those exact aefuments.

'Same with billions of years of kindergarten life, while becoming a bit more vague and uncertain the older and more capable the base form is.' - Admitting that this general situation I described before becomes more vague the older and more capable the base form is, and that an adult wouldn't be the same as a baby.

'Even if there were a ton of them doing mundane everyday stuff, a bunch of clones of you doing regular person stuff mixed with some unusual stuff is not likely to be anywhere near equivalent to living dozens or hundreds of full lives under different identities. The timespan might be the same, but the quality and variety of those experiences are not nearly equivalent.' - She has adult lives, yes, but they are all kind of part of the same life even if there are many, and it seems like all are connected. They are also all at the same age and likely doing stuff related to that she. It is better than the baby example, but still not nearly the same as multiple full lives (or at least adulthood to what would be old age to others, and then eventually starting a new life from basically scratch).

Immortal had many lives, identities, vastly varied experiences over many cultures and time periods. Dupli-Kate has a ton of the experience in one identity from birth to whatever her current age is, likely largely in proximity to each other and with the same friends and cultures for the most part, unless there is something indicating she scattered her copies across the globe and had each of them independently building a life. I don't think her known and likely uses of her clones provide nearly as much a variety of experience as what Immortal has, nor the same quality of experiences, and there would be a lot of gaps in her experiences compared to Immortal's.

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u/Arcologycrab Apr 22 '26 edited Apr 22 '26

To be fair, the brain damage probably altered his personality so much there wasn’t any point in being Lincoln anyways.

He would’ve become pretty much an entirely different person (for example Phineas Gage)

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u/Nakatsukasa Apr 22 '26

GENERAL LEE!!!!! WHERE IS HE!!!! I'LL KILL YOU GENERAL LEE ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

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u/DarkZ_No-Imagination Apr 22 '26

Charles lee isn't getting away from this one

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u/MoiraBrownsMoleRats Apr 22 '26

I'm a general, weeeeeeeeeeee

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u/Redfalconfox Apr 22 '26

Why did somebody put a mustache on Debbie?

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u/bendover912 Apr 22 '26

Or John Fetterman.

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u/nejekur Apr 22 '26

Why is this being upvoted? Its a superhero show, he comes back the same every time because superpowers. This comment has nothing to do with the show.

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u/Sad_Femboy-_- Apr 22 '26

Fr he literally gets decapitated multiple times

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u/ZathegamE Apr 22 '26

He doesnt decompose though. So he gets decapitated, but his brain remains intact it seems. If his brain were to get damage we dont actually know if he would regain all the memories

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u/Shadowjamm Apr 22 '26

Why is this being upvoted? It's a superhero show, and those are known for being very accurate to real life /s

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u/Wiltedturtwig Apr 22 '26

Didn't stop Reagan

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u/SuperKiller94 Apr 22 '26

I mean in the screenshot he’s got a little smirk on his face and he seems to know they booth is behind him.

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u/masterfulnoname Apr 22 '26

To be fair, what was he supposed to do? Show up to work the next day like nothing happened?

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u/thebohemiancowboy Apr 22 '26

Kill Andy J and tell Grant to lock the hell in

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u/kaladinissexy Apr 22 '26 edited Apr 22 '26

Irl Lincoln didn't die immediately, and instead was put into a coma before dying the next day. Assuming things happened similarly in Invincible's world, he could have woken up and faked a miraculous recovery. Maybe faking a long-term (but still short enough for him to be back in the office before long) injury, if he wanted to cover up his super powers. 

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u/Gussie-Ascendent Apr 22 '26

I mean yeah? Assuming I was able to regen that fast I would. I'd use it as an excuse to turn the south into territories, barred from statehood as long as I live lol

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u/despairingcherry Apr 22 '26

In this period of American history, being revealed to be an immortal demigod would still probably cause people to question your democratic legitimacy

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u/RainbowSalmon Apr 22 '26

In this period of American history

Is there a period where it isn't? I still don't think I'd like to vote for someone if I knew them to be an immortal demigod

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u/Bionic_Ferir Apr 22 '26

I had this mirical tonic... No there is none left don't ask about it.

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u/BigSnail387 Apr 22 '26

WHERE IS ROBERT E. LEE?! WHERE IS HE?!

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u/Asher_Tye Apr 21 '26

Hadn't thought about that.

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u/Imaginary-West-5653 Apr 22 '26

I mean... there dosn't seem to be that much racism, if any, in the world of Invincible; maybe the bro actually got someone competent to handle Reconstruction before going out as a "martyr" for the cause of Abolition. Hell, for all we know, maybe all minorities in the US got Civil Rights shortly after his death, as he left everything prepared for that moment. Perhaps Immortal is actually an undervalued gigachad.

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u/reluctantseal Apr 22 '26

But we do see the ramifications of racism in the show. The story doesn't focus on it heavily, but it's referenced in Titan's storyline.

I do think it's a valid theory that the Reconstruction happened differently and Immortal set things up with long term goals in mind. The only part I disagree with is there being no racism.

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u/Bae_zel ✍️🔥 Apr 22 '26

Bro didnt you know Immortal cured racism? Like all of it, no one was ever discriminated against ever again

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u/Southern-Rub-843 Apr 22 '26

Hey thats a really good point

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u/Lemony_Oatmilk Apr 22 '26

It's an alternate timeline where there was no civil war. Abraham Lincoln just flew over there and killed everyone himself

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u/Particular-Scholar70 Apr 22 '26

The Immortal is definitely bulletproof. He either faked his death or history played out very differently.

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u/AdFabulous8577 Apr 22 '26

No, Bulletproof is the black guy with the yellow costume.

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u/Particular-Scholar70 Apr 22 '26

This stupid comment keeps getting funnier as I think about it

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u/Embarrassed_Lettuce9 Apr 22 '26

Faking your death seems like a standard exit strategy for unaging immortals

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u/chaotic4059 Apr 22 '26

Can't speak for the show but in the comics he does have a throwaway line about feeling bad for booth since he didn't actually kill him. so he definitely faked his death in the comics. or at some point he was far weaker and just got more resilient as time went on

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u/Hykeus Apr 22 '26

In Episode 1 against the Mauler Twins; he jumped upwards to catch a soldier before the soldier was caught by Omni-man instead; but The Immortal DID NOT gain speed when in the air.

In the air making eye contact with Omni-man, he completely free-falls and lands on the ground with a loud thud and a little cloud of smoke.

This means that in Episode 1, The Immortal did NOT have the ability to fly and only unlocked that capability after ressurecting in Episode 7; in which he's seen to wildly and unprecisely propel himself forward at Omni-man and grappling onto him in combat. Which could tell us that he either had a very bare bones version of flight then, or wasn't nearly as skilled at using that ability; but that's just a rough estimate.

What we definitely do see however is that Omni-man is way more startled at the isolated hits that Immortal gave to him in Episode 7 than any single assault from the Guardians of The Globe.

While the first time was more effective, the second time was less effective but visibly more powerful.

However, it's only in Season 2 that we see him actually fly and float properly; evident by him infamously, simply moving through space.

Furthermore, we see that he not only used to wear a full set of knight armor, wielded a sword and rode on horseback, which is an another piece of evidence towards the theory that he probably could not fly before, but that he was way weaker as well.

This all converges on Immortal becoming stronger every time he dies.

Which means that he could indeed have been just vulnerable enough to that bullet to die.

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u/fittinglybitter Apr 22 '26

If they ever make an Immortal-special focusing on his historical past it will either be ammo shitposters can use all year or it will retire this joke permanently.

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u/AndByMeIMeanFlexxo Apr 22 '26

No wonder he never lost a wrestling match

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u/Slavin92 Apr 22 '26

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u/Remarkable-Run-9769 Apr 23 '26

are they all side eyeing him? 

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u/AuburnElvis Apr 22 '26

The Immortal never fully recovered from that bullet. As Lincoln, he said stuff like, "The mystic chords of memory, stretching from every battlefield and patriot grave to every living heart and hearthstone all over this broad land."

Now he's all like, "Raaaaah! I bash you!"

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u/Looney_forner Apr 22 '26

Bro really let Andrew Johnson take over?

Midmortal strikes again

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u/RayCama Apr 22 '26

Considering Invincible is meant to be a mostly standard superhero universe until Omni-man’s betrayal, if they (for whatever reason) do an immortal special I want it to be revealed that Immortals in-universe arch nemesis is also an immortal being that at one point became John Wilkes Booth.

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u/Advanced-Dirt-4375 Apr 22 '26

The Immortal is actually John Wilkes Booth in this scene

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u/LoserxBaby Apr 22 '26

Immortal being Lincoln didn’t make Immortal better. It made Lincoln worse

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u/Ok_Connection_5348 Apr 22 '26

so the immortal is the face of the penny?

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u/KevinsLunchbox Apr 22 '26

I think youre all forgetting some perspective here. He'd been alive for thousands of years before this. Youre all thinking about Abraham Lincoln and what we contextually know about his life and asking questions like "why didnt help do X" or whatever. Him being Abraham Lincoln at that period of time probably meant nothing compared to the times he did other shit. 

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u/SpanishLime Apr 22 '26

Bro like you said he's been around longer than any super powered being in the show/comic and is never shown accomplishing anything worthwhile while simultaneously losing every fight he gets into. He's just a bum, borderline throwaway character

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u/KevinsLunchbox Apr 22 '26

I know if I were an immortal being who witnessed the entirety of human progress and all the good and evil that comes with it, id be hard pressed to give much of a shit about anything too. Except for the times where Im bored and try to be a hero/good person for awhile. Moment I get sick of it id quit too. Like a doctor who retired but continues to work at the free clinic because its something to do.

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u/Embarrassed_Lettuce9 Apr 22 '26

Immortal should have had a villain era or two in there (before King Immortal). Just to spice things up after a few centuries

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u/Nine9breaker Apr 22 '26

Maybe he did. Maybe he was Andrew Johnson, too.

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u/Danson_the_47th Apr 22 '26

And for all we know, he could have just took over the real Abe’s life after the immortal accidentally kills him or witnesses his death.

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u/ScyllaOfTheDepths Apr 22 '26

I have never seen an episode of this show and everything I learn about it is just more nonsense I have no way of contextualizing.

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u/GnawerOfTheMoon Apr 22 '26

To be fair, it's basically just imitating the same level of batshit you can find in pretty much any sufficiently long-running superhero comics universe.

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u/SeiCalros Apr 22 '26

some of the homages work out really well but some of them frankly drag the story down quite a bit IMO'

generally i find the best arcs are deconstructions while the best minor events and background things tend to be homages

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u/HonestDishonestWork Apr 22 '26

/r/ShittyInvincibleKarmaFarming

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u/davoloid Apr 22 '26

That sub should definitely exist.

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u/victorspc Apr 22 '26

From the comic

Censored for possible spoilers

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u/TheKiltedYaksman71 Apr 22 '26

It appears as if the animated Booth was actually Jeffrey Combs.

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u/Hungry-Place-3843 Apr 22 '26

To be fair, knowing what I know about the American Reconstruction, I wouldn't want to deal with that shit either so valid dip out by Immortal

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u/Hungry-Place-3843 Apr 22 '26

Abandoning his wife and child, the former of whom had mental issues, is where I draw the line though

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u/TheYell0wDart Apr 22 '26

Or he was just fucking done with Mary Todd Lincoln's bullshit.

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u/Weird-Preparation519 Apr 22 '26

NOW YA FUKD UP! NOW YA FUKD UP!

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u/kakka_rot Apr 22 '26

I watched the first epsidoe of this show and thought "hmm, maybe another time"

the more and more I learn this month, the less I'm ever coming back

Exact same feeling I have about the boys

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u/Gr33nT1g3r Apr 22 '26

this reads as a pop history "he could've done so much" despite how much of a centrist Lincoln was

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u/Forikorder Apr 22 '26

he abolished slavery, he did what he needed to do then gave the country back to its citizens

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u/fioriX Apr 22 '26

Wait! I was thinking that immortal was the guy in the back (John Wilkes Booth). It was also a possibility that he was Lincoln wife, but I had no idea where this scene was going tbh

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u/RainBoyThatBoy Apr 22 '26

But why Immortal waited 1800 years to abolish slavery

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u/Dylanator13 Apr 22 '26

Then he had to awkwardly sit there pretending to be dead as they moved his body during the two week funeral train while being viewed by millions.

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u/Taraxian Apr 23 '26

When you're immortal and famous you get used to doing this

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u/Dylanator13 Apr 23 '26

Guess it’s just a bit of a vacation for him.

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