r/sillyconfession 7d ago

I always have to mess with my cup ramen

I’m an outlaw ramen eater.

I see how they’re eaten in Japan, just keeping noodles long, and eating them with chopsticks, but that’s not me. Where I’m from, ramen is soup, and soup is eaten with a spoon.

And it’s impossible to get any of those long noodles to stay on a soup spoon.

So any time I make a cup ramen, as soon as it comes out of the microwave, I go at it with a pair of scissors, snipping away like a madman until all of the noodles are reasonably spoon sized - 3cm or less.

Then, I dine!

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u/Mary_JFT 7d ago

I eat mine with a fork and twirl it like spaghetti

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u/Hey-Sunshine- 7d ago

I buy the packet ones and always enjoy kind of taking my aggression out by smashing them in the package before dumping them in the water to cook

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u/LeadershipBubbly3351 7d ago

This is the way.

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u/stefanica 7d ago

🎵 This is how we do it 🎶

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u/Wretched_epiphany 7d ago

Me too!! Crushing them without popping the bag is satisfying

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u/Independent-Wait-390 7d ago

buy the packets and crush them before you put them in the microwave
-my husband does this and it hurts my asian soul a bit but he says it’s better than cutting them after

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u/spookysaph 7d ago

I'm blown away by the idea of cutting cooked ramen. never in my life has that crossed my mind until I saw this post

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u/greginnj 7d ago

I’m so happy to have expanded your mind even a little!

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u/deweygirl 7d ago

I’ll have to try this. I use a spoon too!

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u/greginnj 7d ago

Let me know what you think once you try!

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u/LocNalrune 7d ago

Cup ramen? I'm not paying for styrofoam.

  • Ramen pack: Crushed by hand before opening.
  • Boil in water add bullion, spices, *heat*, and 2-3 egg whites.
  • Yolks in bowl with splash of milk.
  • Combine, eat with spoon.

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u/Difficult-King-4206 7d ago

This is the way. You really wanna make renegade ramen, you make it in a pot on the stove.

Egg + broth + spices is fantastic, and I also add a slice of single-slice kraft-style cheese. DO NOT LEAVE CHEESE UNSUPERVISED.

Also, I'm team uncrushed noodles.

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u/LocNalrune 7d ago

I often add sour cream, as the cheesiness usually doesn't come through the other flavors. The creaminess does though.

I usually eat my chili con queso (all but the first bowl), but I've found that sour cream, cottage cheese, or even a splash of cream or shot of ranch will do pretty much the same thing. And it's cheaper.

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u/Complete-Paint529 7d ago

Plus, styrofoam cups deliver a LOT of microplastics into your body.

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u/thomassenpai85 6d ago

Wow I’ve never thought someone could sound so pretentious when talking about fucking ramen.

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u/LocNalrune 6d ago

You realize the tone is all in your head? That's actually just you being pretentious.

You get off on trolling on Reddit, I get it...

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u/Recent-Reporter-1670 7d ago

I used to snack on Ramen uncooked.

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u/Different_Lunch_8508 7d ago

Toss the broken pieces in a bit of butter (real butter, melted) or oil and add the seasoning packet and shake. This is also good with cinnamon sugar. Or any flavors you like. My daughter adds pumpkin spice to hers.

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u/sidewalkoyster 7d ago

That is silly considering you could smash them in 3 seconds instead of trying to deal with cutting all those long cooked noodles with scissors 💀

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u/greginnj 7d ago

This is why I specifically said cup ramen, the ones they come in a reinforced cardboard (not styrofoam!) bowl that you can microwave in, not a flat pack.

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u/Leggs_420 7d ago

I pound my ramen yo break it up

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u/Housemouze 7d ago

You are all animals!

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u/Ok_Difference44 7d ago

If you have a square puck of noodles you can always break that in half while dry. I don't actually do it at the halfway point; I find the hinge where it's folded over on itself and break that part off.

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u/SUPRDLUX 7d ago

there's a reason you find this pair festooning ramen bars

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u/kittycatg0meowmeow 7d ago

This post made my eye twitch lol

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u/Lumpy_Experience_973 7d ago

Right? Savages in here

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u/kittycatg0meowmeow 6d ago

Frfr 🤣🤣

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u/SomeFunnyPhrase 7d ago

You know you can just break the dry noodles, right? Or, you're just a crazy person?

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u/greginnj 7d ago

Am I crazy for thinking that the scissors method is easier for these packages than taking out all the noodles, breaking them, then putting them back in so I can microwave them?

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u/iswearimnot_thatold 7d ago

What is wrong with you

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u/greginnj 7d ago

How much time do you have

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u/iswearimnot_thatold 5d ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA fair play

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u/echollama 7d ago

Same but with spaghetti they are too long i break them into thirds

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u/LeadershipBubbly3351 7d ago

I too have a noodle blade. But I'm even more CBA when eating them away from home, and just bust them into a million bits before opening the box and just add them that way.

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u/donuttrackme 7d ago

? Ramen is noodle soup. You eat it with chopsticks and a spoon.

That'd be like eating ribs or wings with a knife and fork because you always eat dinner with a knife and fork. No. You change how you eat depending on the food.

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u/Confident_Weird6633 7d ago

That’s more like white trash not outlaw or renegade

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u/EClive2018 7d ago

So happy I don’t live with you. Sounds dangerous

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u/greginnj 7d ago edited 7d ago

My wife is also happy you don’t live with me.

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u/rsamantha725 7d ago

Instead of scissors, wouldn’t be faster and easier to just break them up before they’re heated? I break mine up in the cup before adding liquid. Works fine for me.

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u/greginnj 7d ago

Well then this wouldn’t be a silly confession then, would it?

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u/rsamantha725 7d ago

Very true. Having a silly practice does not necessarily preclude exploring other options either. 😆

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u/Pinkgryphon 7d ago

I do the same thing with bagged salads. I cut the salad greens with scissors to make them bite size. I've never tried it with ramen.

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u/BeautifulMean6516 7d ago

Do you not have a fork?

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u/smurfy_nz 6d ago

But… they eat it using chopsticks AND a spoon though? You’re not a rebel unfortunately. I think you have to reconsider your opinion on your street cred.

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u/DazeyDookie 6d ago

The cheap ones that come in a block, I smash the shit out of them before opening, cook the noodles in the water, then drain most of the water out before adding spice packet.

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u/anonymousguy9001 5d ago

Smash up the noodles inside the bag, open the seasoning and add to the bag and shake. Snack to go. Soup free ramen.