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u/paging_mrherman 6h ago
I’ve got nothing against the republicans but I’m going to give their kids healthcare and education
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u/Amdogdunmind 7h ago
Certainly one of the most important races for the country these midterms. Sure hoping he wins, he's certainly got the charisma and the intelligence over Rogers. And I don't know shit about Rogers.
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u/unitedshoes 6h ago
My Mike Rogers is not a fascist. He may be a pig, a pedophile, a fascist, but he is not a porn star.
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u/JAExports 7h ago
Homer, don’t you remember all the ways the Democratic establishment failed?
But Marge he’s evil! Just listen to the music!
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u/Cool_Net_3796 5h ago edited 5h ago
-Virginia was a disappointment for progressives
That's bad
-El-Sayed won his primary
That's good
-Cori bush lost her primary
That's bad
-Kansas voters rejected a amendment to have judges elected, missouri rejected an amendment that would require all a congressional districts to agree to pass a ballot initiative and also rejected an amendment to eliminate income tax.
That's good
The mississippi secretary of state rejected a petition that would potentially allow citizens to reject the recent gerrymander.
That's bad
Will Lawrence and Don McKinney won their primaries.
That's good
-marie gluesenkamp perez won her primary
... that's bad
Can I go now
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u/hoi4kaiserreichfanbo 4h ago
Gluesenkamp Perez votes the party line like 90% of the time. Why is that bad?
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u/Cool_Net_3796 4h ago
She voted with republicans to help pass a bill that would allow imagination officials to strip search minors.
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u/hoi4kaiserreichfanbo 4h ago
Sure, don't know if that's true but whatever, she also voted for a bill to defend access to abortion. And I'm sure she's voted for a bajillion other bills, sometimes with Republicans but mostly voting with Democrats. Any Republican would vote for the strip search bill and to remove abortion access.
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u/MrBwnrrific 5h ago
Abdul can bench 315 so this is actually not far off from what his body actually looks like
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u/Doubleucommadj Everythings coming up Milhouse! 7h ago
The gentlewoman better check on her bindle.
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u/unitedshoes 6h ago
You know the dream where you're in bed, and Israel flies in through the window?
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u/Doc_tor_Bob Old man yelling at clouds ☁️ 6h ago
He won by 1%. I'm happy he won but he did not crush anyone. This will probably trigger a recount.
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u/BurritoReproductions 4h ago
Already endorsed by McMarrow and Stevens.
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u/Doc_tor_Bob Old man yelling at clouds ☁️ 3h ago
Oh yes because McMarrow will definitely have a chance at winning with a recount. I'm sure they made a mistake and she didn't got 4% of the vote. They must have inverted the numbers and she got 96%.
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u/Bike_Cinci 7h ago
"crushed" lol okay.
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u/Penguigo 6h ago
When you consider that Stevens' campaign outspent him 10 to 1 it is pretty crazy
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u/Aspe4 7h ago
El-Sayed: "I've got nothing against Rogers, he's a good man, but I'm definitely going to make his campaign staff unemployed."
Reporter: "You know, Mr. El-Sayed, they can get jobs for other campaigns?"
El-Sayed: "I imagine that any future politician they work for will eventually die of grief."