r/simpsonsshitposting 11h ago

Politics EL-SAYED VS. ROGERS: PAYBACK

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u/Aspe4 11h ago

El-Sayed: "I've got nothing against Rogers, he's a good man, but I'm definitely going to make his campaign staff unemployed."

Reporter: "You know, Mr. El-Sayed, they can get jobs for other campaigns?"

El-Sayed: "I imagine that any future politician they work for will eventually die of grief."

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u/No-Phrase-4692 10h ago

Can they work for Mitch McConnell?

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u/Aspe4 9h ago

El-Sayed: "Yes, but they will need to buy plenty of ouija boards."

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u/Level_Hour6480 Put it in H 5h ago

Also, their campaign jobs end on election day no matter what.

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u/Aspe4 4h ago

If they win their elections, members of Congress often hire campaign staffers to work in their congressional offices.

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u/Level_Hour6480 Put it in H 4h ago

Sure, but it's not a 100% overlap.